Seltzer Death Match

Seltzer Death Match
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This feed is the home of Seltzer Death Match and its authorized holiday spinoff, Little French Jelly Death Match. Join us as we taste, share sense memories, and ruthlessly judge seltzers, Bonne Mamman jellies, and anything else that tickles our tastebuds. Seltzer Death Match's intro & exit music is Dubstep Drift 007 by Cleric. (CC non-commercial attribution license)

  1. 12/24/2022

    JAM.24: Chestnut Orange

    'Twas the jam before Jam-mas, when all through the jam / Not a jam was jamming, not even a jam; / The jam were jam by the jam with jam, / Jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam jam. It's the grand finale of "Little French Jelly Death Match" and today Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk try the twenty-fourth of 23 jams and 1 honey, and then never eat jam ever again. Merry Christmas and thanks for joining us on this delightful journey! CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 6-day jampion 2. Strawberry Star Anise (65) 3. Orange Cinnamon (63) 4. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #4 4. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #4 6. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 7. White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena (47) -- tie at #7 7. Fig Cardamom (47) -- tie at #7 9. Apricot Peach (45) 10. Cherry Elderflower (44) 11. Strawberry Verbena (43) 12. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #12 12. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #12 12. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #12 12. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #12 12. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #12 17. Peach Mint (40) 18. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 19. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 20. Mango Raspberry Lime (32) -- tie at #20 20. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) -- tie at #20 22. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    27 min

  2. 12/23/2022

    JAM.23: Mango Raspberry Lime

    I'm going to be quite honest. Mango Raspberry Lime? What are we doing here? On this, the eve of Christmas Eve? This couldn't have come earlier in the calendar? Who's programming this thing? What's happening? If this were the AV Club, you'd be getting a C-, Bonne Maman. Step it up. Anyway, "Little French Jelly Death Match" is almost over, and before this feed reverts back to seltzer stuff Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk are trying the twenty-third of 23 jams and 1 honey. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 5-day jampion 2. Strawberry Star Anise (65) 3. Orange Cinnamon (63) 4. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #4 4. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #4 6. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 7. White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena (47) -- tie at #7 7. Fig Cardamom (47) -- tie at #7 9. Apricot Peach (45) 10. Cherry Elderflower (44) 11. Strawberry Verbena (43) 12. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #12 12. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #12 12. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #12 12. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #12 12. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #12 17. Peach Mint (40) 18. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 19. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 20. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 21. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    17 min

  3. 12/22/2022

    JAM.22: Strawberry Star Anise

    First, a jellyfish fact has washed up on the beach of this podcast. After we have some fun learning about marine biology, we try some more jam because that's all we do or have ever done with our lives. Time is running out to be named the best jam before Christmas! And today, Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk dive into the twenty-second of 23 jams and 1 honey. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 4-day jampion 2. Orange Cinnamon (63) 3. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #3 3. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #3 5. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 6. White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena (47) -- tie at #6 6. Fig Cardamom (47) -- tie at #6 8. Apricot Peach (45) 9. Cherry Elderflower (44) 10. Strawberry Verbena (43) 11. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #11 11. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #11 11. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #11 11. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #11 11. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #11 16. Peach Mint (40) 17. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 18. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 19. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 20. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    8 min

  4. 12/21/2022

    JAM.21: White Nectarine Peach Lemon Verbena

    The font size has never been smaller as Bonne Maman throws every f*****g ingredient it has into one jam. The end is near and they need to clear out the pantry, plus all the jams have been good lately, so let's cut them some slack. In this episode, Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk try the twenty-first of 23 jams and 1 honey. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 3-day jampion 2. Orange Cinnamon (63) 3. Mirabelle Plum Spice (58) -- tie at #3 3. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- tie at #3 5. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 6. Fig Cardamom (47) 7. Apricot Peach (45) 8. Cherry Elderflower (44) 9. Strawberry Verbena (43) 10. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #10 10. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #10 10. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #10 10. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #10 10. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #10 15. Peach Mint (40) 16. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 17. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 18. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 19. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    12 min

  5. 12/20/2022

    JAM.20: Mirabelle Plum Spice

    Why is Christmas in December? We'll clear that up. And then... the return of Mirabelle Plum! The return of spice! Could this team-up skyrocket to the top of the charts? Find out as "Little French Jelly Death Match" continues -- a podcast no one asked for, but Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk are making anyway. It's the twentieth of 23 jams and 1 honey, and oh boy, we can hear the sleigh bells already. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) -- 2-day jampion 2. Orange Cinnamon (63) 3. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) 4. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 5. Fig Cardamom (47) 6. Apricot Peach (45) 7. Cherry Elderflower (44) 8. Strawberry Verbena (43) 9. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #9 9. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #9 9. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #9 9. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #9 9. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #9 14. Peach Mint (40) 15. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 16. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 17. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 18. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    8 min

  6. 12/19/2022

    JAM.19: Orange Cinnamon

    Before we begin this episode, a quick note about the gender binary we've been opening the past 18 episodes with. This is an inclusive jam podcast, welcoming to all genders of jammers, and we apologize to those who felt left out. No one has said anything, but just in case. Also, it's time to try the nineteenth of 23 jams and 1 honey. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Cherry Christmas Spice (66) 2. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) 3. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 4. Fig Cardamom (47) 5. Apricot Peach (45) 6. Cherry Elderflower (44) 7. Strawberry Verbena (43) 8. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #8 8. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #8 8. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #8 8. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #8 8. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #8 13. Peach Mint (40) 14. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 15. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 16. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 17. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    7 min

  7. 12/18/2022

    JAM.18: Cherry Christmas Spice

    Please welcome to the stage: Cherry Christmas Spice! It's looking good for holiday spirit, because "Christmas" is literally in the name of this jam. Before Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk try this eighteenth of 23 jams and 1 honey, they discuss the Biblical origins of Hanukkah and the existential dread of Lego. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- 13-day jampion 2. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 3. Fig Cardamom (47) 4. Apricot Peach (45) 5. Cherry Elderflower (44) 6. Strawberry Verbena (43) 7. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #7 7. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #7 7. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #7 7. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #7 7. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #7 12. Peach Mint (40) 13. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 14. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 15. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 16. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    10 min

  8. 12/17/2022

    JAM.17: Peach Mint

    Whew, that new Avatar movie was quite something, huh? I do think there could have been some more jam in it. Really, just not enough jam. What's going on, James, did you blow the entire budget on special effects and couldn't afford to put down a few Washingtons for a jar of fruit spread? Anyway, this isn't Rotten Tomatoes, it's a jam podcast that used to be a seltzer podcast. Today, Abbey Kos and Travis Larchuk try the seventeenth of 23 jams and 1 honey. 2/3 down, 1/3 to go, ho ho ho. CURRENT STANDINGS 1. Mirabelle Plum Linden Blossom (58) -- 12-day jampion 2. Strawberry and Redcurrant (54) 3. Fig Cardamom (47) 4. Apricot Peach (45) 5. Cherry Elderflower (44) 6. Strawberry Verbena (43) 7. Apricot Bergamot (42) - tie at #7 7. Pineapple Yuzu (42) - tie at #7 7. Orange Mandarin (42) - tie at #7 7. Orange Yuzu Grapefruit (42) - tie at #7 7. Peach Jasmine Flower (42) - tie at #7 12. Rhubarb Strawberry (35) 13. Apple Caramel Cinnamon (34) 14. Pear with Cocoa Nib (32) 15. Grapefruit Dragonfruit (24)

    11 min
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This feed is the home of Seltzer Death Match and its authorized holiday spinoff, Little French Jelly Death Match. Join us as we taste, share sense memories, and ruthlessly judge seltzers, Bonne Mamman jellies, and anything else that tickles our tastebuds. Seltzer Death Match's intro & exit music is Dubstep Drift 007 by Cleric. (CC non-commercial attribution license)

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  • Creator
    Seltzer Death Match
  • Years Active
    2016 - 2022
  • Episodes
    59
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Seltzer Death Match
  • Show Website
    Seltzer Death Match