Shameless Adventures is our podcast about being slutty and opinionated swingers from New York. We're an average couple passionate about voluptuous brunettes, non-monogamy and adult travel. We're not professionals unless you like want to pay us or something. The podcast is our own opinions and personal brand of crazy. We enjoy sharing our lifestyle experiences, helping others and hearing the sound of our own voices. This is for adults only. Boobs! Enjoy Bitches.
Episode 27 - Dick Bumper Cars
We missed you bitches. We spent 8 glorious days in Negril at Hedonism II. We had a much needed and relaxing vacation with great friends. In this episode, we record our first interview from Hedonism II with our good friends Sweet Tea and Passenger Seat. We want to do more interviews so if interested, drop us a l ine at email@example.com.
In this episode, we talk with these fellow slutty swingers about our their sexy adventures and a week in paradise with the Playful Pussycats.
We crashed our good friends' premium jacuzzi suite. We brought some cheap microphones and probing questions. We congratulate them on winning one of the best events of the week, the Pussycat crawl. A pub crawl of sorts except exchange pubs for guest rooms around Hedonism. The Pussycats led a group room to room tasting a shot made by each of the room hosts. Highlights of the shots included a shot with strawberry and tabasco, a hurricane and their winning rumchata pudding shot. They brought brought Cool Whip in their checked bags to pull that off!
Michele defers to Chris for all the probing questions and makes fun of his dry ass weed mouth. Chris only smokes weed in Jamaica and everywhere in between. After celebrating our friend's win on the Kitty Crawl, we dive into how many times they've been to Hedo and reminisce about last year when we couldn't make it. They got married and we had to see it on Facebook. No hurt feelings at all about that. In addition to it being Sweet Tea and Passenger Seat's one year wedding anniversary, its also his anniversary of the concussion he got last year when he fished out in the foam party. Happy Concussion-versay!
We get into questions about how long our friends have been swingers, how they got started and end talking about slipping two dicks into the pussy of a swinger and how that works in real life. DV, DP, it's dick bumper cars!
We start discussing their experience with singles and the importance of singles at Hedonism. Many people think single women and men are an essential part of the Hedonism II dynamic.
We share some of our personal highlights from the week partying with Playful Pussycats. We definitely can't forget that Holli and Michael were at the resort with us all week broadcasting live on Facebook and Playboy Radio. Michele co-hosted the show for multiple days during the week which was a nice surprise and was lots of fun.
If you can't have fun at Hedo, you just don't know how to have fun.
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Episode 26 - Don't Jizz On My Face
HI Guys. We recorded this before we left for a family trip. We will update this description later when we have more time. Wanted to upload it sooner than later for once. Hit us up at firstname.lastname@example.org. Enjoy!
Episode 25 - My Pussy Smells Like Chlorine
Recorded at Hedonism II on October 29, 2016. The audio quality on this one is a little lower than usual. You may have to adjust the volume in a few spots. We recorded this episode from Hedo in Jamaica using our phone and low tech microphones. We got some mobile alerts in the background and Michele didn't speak into her mic but it was our first successful on location recording. Many more of these to come. We sat by the waterfall and plunge pool to wrap up our week long vacation and shared our quick thoughts and highlights from the week. It was an amazing week with The Playful Pussycats. Our original trip was planned with Southern Vibrations two weeks prior and postponed due to hurricane Matthew. This week gave us exactly what we needed. We had perfect weather, great new friends and oh yeah, Michele proposed to Chris. What a blast!
Shameless Adventures Fun Intro Oct 9th 2016
Our amazing Friend Frank made this audio clip for us from snippets of our podcast. We needed a new intro so this is awesome.
Episode 24 - What's The Best SPF For My Balls?
Hi There. Remember us?
We haven't wandered far and would never leave our favorite bitches. We're very happy to finally get episode 24 recorded. We are getting back into the swing of things in more ways than one. In this episode we discuss some of what we've been up to lately. We've been juggling family, work and started some new fun and sexy projects we want to share with you.
We attended the annual Hedonism reunion last week and got naked at Gunnison Beach in NJ for some much needed relaxation and quality time together as a kid free couple. The best part of travel and the lifestyle in general is the amazing people we meet. We saw old and made several new friends at the beack. There was sand and rum and sex so the weekend was a great way to pre-party for Hedo. We talk about our long awaited return home to Hedonism II in Jamaica on October 1st. Less than 30 days!
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Episode 23 - Buttsex Burlesque
Michele and Chris are back for episode 23 because they are many things, but quitters aren't one of them.
This week (or month, however you want to look at it) they discuss everything from their upcoming trip to Hedonism II in October with WildWomenVacations and SouthernVibrations and how even though they're locked into this whole lifetime commitment called parenthood, they're still trying to make fun shit happen during the summer. And even though they suck, and will probably be home for the entire season, they talk about some awesome shit other people can get to do while they stay home and hate everything.
Chris asks Michele about how she likes her porn and in usual Shameless fashion it turns into a conversation about something completely different. And for the next 49 minutes it's essentially a hot mess of creepy 80's adult movies and how Chris sometimes falls and goes BOOM when he go to Jamaica. The word of the week is DP for double penetration and Michele discusses how NINA HARTLEY saved her vagina from a metric fuckton of UTI's when she recommended using latex gloves for butt play leaving clean vagina fingers for all pussy play after said glove gets removed. GAME CHANGER, PEOPLE. Game Changer.
And before they wrap up they turn to you, their diligent 7 listeners, and ask for feedback, ratings and reviews because without you guys they are just two people in their bedroom arguing wearing headsets.
Late to the Party
Just discovered the podcast a few weeks ago. See you haven’t done a show in quite some time but we LOVE the episodes you have on iTunes. Hope to tell you both in person one day.
I commute 1 1/2 hours a day and listen to a lot of podcasts and this is by far the best one out there. Not preachy, not too dumbed down and always entertaining!
Love love love this podcast!!
I absolutely love this podcast. I found this podcast a couple months ago and binge-listened to all of the episodes. Kinda fell in love with these two. They are informative, entertaining and just plain funny. Also, Michelle's voice is super sexy!! Can't wait for the next episode.