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A wildly unfiltered comedy podcast where everyday chaos becomes entertainment. From ridiculous life stories and internet drama to awkward moments, bad decisions, and laugh-out-loud debates, nothing is off limits. Grab your headphones and prepare to laugh harder than you should. Nothing explicit

30 de jun.

Swipe Right, Mom: I Let My Mom Run My Dating App for a Week

I turned my dating life over to my mom for a week as a joke, social experiment, and low-key act of self-sabotage — and then spent seven days watching her rewrite my identity, overshare like it was her job, and accidentally ghost two men with a single casserole invite. This episode is a solo, unfiltered monologue where I confess why I did it, read the wildest messages, and narrate the escalating mess: holiday-sweater profile pics, bios that mention 'good at Tupperware,' and one match who literally brought food to a first-date coffee. It’s equal parts cringe and comfort, with a hot take about parenting instincts doubling as terrible wingmanship and a messy lesson about boundaries and embarrassment. Listeners get laugh-out-loud moments, petty confessions, and a cozy best-friend vibe that makes stress melt for ten minutes.

6 min
há 7 h

I Made a Roast Slideshow for My Situationship

Liv confesses she built an over-the-top PowerPoint to roast a situationship—complete with slide titles like Red Flag Bingo, receipts screenshots, and a 'sentimental but mean' playlist—planning a theatrical breakup for closure. The episode unfolds as a live reading: a ridiculous opening statement, a funny confession about staging petty theatrics, escalating slides that reveal unexpected vulnerability, and a hot take on why we prefer performative exits to honest conversations. Listeners get the full play-by-play: brainstorming the jokes, the one slide that made her cringe, the chaotic moment she almost hit send (and then did), and the fallout that was somehow worse and funnier than anticipated. This monologue creates a best-friend group-chat vibe—equal parts petty, cathartic, and brutally honest—so listeners can laugh, wince, and leave feeling like they were in on the mess while taking home tiny, humiliating lessons about boundaries and closure.

8 min
há 1 dia

Plus-One, Minus Chill: How I Accidentally Brought My Ex to a Wedding

I thought RSVP meant 'bring whoever you want,' not 'bring the person who ruined your last two months.' In this solo episode Liv recounts the glorious chaos of accidentally bringing an ex to a mutual friend's wedding: the misread name on the invite, the frantic drink-and-hide strategy, the petty social sabotage that somehow involved the dessert table, and that moment when you realize decor and destiny are conspiring against you. Expect sharp observational comedy, absurd confessions, a ridiculous hot take about weddings being peak human theater, and practical (but sarcastic) survival tactics for anyone forced into awkward social collisions. It’s a best-friend group chat in audio form—gleefully oversharing, self-aware, and perfectly petty. By the end Liv dishes the lessons she actually learned (and the stuff she’ll definitely do again). Stick around for the sign-off and a guilty-pleasure call to action.

8 min
há 2 dias

Real Drama

I made up an ex. Not a little white lie — a fully produced backstory, Instagram cameo, and a LinkedIn job title I definitely didn't fact-check. This episode is a chaotic monologue where I confess why I built a fictional ex to look cooler on dating apps, how my group chat became the production team, and the very specific way honesty unraveled when a stock photo and a jealous friend collided. Expect ridiculous admissions, millennial-level insecurity hot takes, and best-friend-energy commentary on the petty consequences of presenting curated chaos as credibility. I’ll walk through the escalation, the awkward match who recognized the “ex,” the petty revenge that mostly involved deleting receipts, and the surprisingly human lesson about why we fake things—and how to survive when your own lie schedules a coffee date.

7 min
há 3 dias

Out-of-Office: I Faked an Away Message to Test a Situationship

Ridiculous statement: I programmed a fake "out-of-office" reply to trick a situationship into revealing itself. In this episode Liv confesses the petty experiment, reads the glorious receipts, and serves a hot take: if you’re inventing social experiments to gauge someone’s interest, you might be single, but you are entertaining. This monologue recreates the setup (the exact message), the nervous waiting, the escalating texts, and the spectacularly awkward misfires—imagine a one-person group chat doing all the voices. Between sarcastic analysis and unexpectedly honest moments about insecurity, Liv explains why we resort to digital stunts, where playful testing becomes manipulative, and how to swap petty theater for clearer conversations. It’s a laugh-out-loud, relatable 10-minute escape that feels like your best friend reading your receipts back to you. Loved the chaos? Leave a review and tell us your own test-gone-wrong.

8 min
há 4 dias

The Worst Date Tasting Menu

Liv turns her most catastrophic dating moments into a ridiculous multi-course tasting menu: an amuse-bouche of awkward openers, an appetizer of breadcrumbing, a main course of ‘did-he-actually-do-that’ disasters, and a dessert that’s suspiciously petty. This monologue blends savage hot takes, laugh-out-loud confessions, and that exact best-friend commentary you text at 2 a.m. Expect vivid storytelling, millennial sarcasm, and moments that feel like your group chat read your DMs aloud. The episode balances cringe and catharsis—by the time the bill lands, listeners will have laughed, cringed, and nodded like they’re sitting on Liv’s couch. It’s perfect for anyone needing an escape from stress with a familiar, messy friend energy. No politics, no preach—just chaotic dating theater and the kind of messy honesty that makes you feel seen.

8 min
há 5 dias

Dear Future Ex: Preemptive Breakup Letters I Wrote Before the First Date

Liv turns catastrophic dating energy into a ridiculous solo performance: she’s been drafting preemptive breakup letters for the most common bad-date archetypes, and tonight she reads them aloud. Each letter is a ridiculous statement, a confessional flashback, and a savage hot take rolled into one — from the classic ghoster to the guy who forgets your name by dessert. This episode blends goofy theatrical reads, millennial best-friend commentary, and sharp lessons disguised as petty poetry. Listeners get laugh-out-loud moments, relatable cringe, and a group-chat vibe where we roast bad behavior and admit our own ridiculous choices. By the end, you’ll have a handful of one-liners to file away for future idiots and the comforting sense that your chaos is, in fact, hilariously normal.

8 min
há 6 dias

Court of Exes: I Put My Worst Date on Trial

Liv turns a disastrously funny date into a full-blown courtroom comedy: think opening statement, Exhibit A (the text thread that started it all), cross-examination of bad behavior, and a jury made up of her loudest internal monologues and best-friend instincts. This monologue riff walks listeners through the evidence, delivers savage but empathetic hot takes, and lands on a petty-yet-satisfying verdict and sentence. It’s a relatable escape for anyone exhausted by modern dating rhythms — the typing dots, the mixed signals, the red flags we all pretend aren't flags. Clean, chaotic, and conversational, the episode recreates a group-chat vibe where listeners feel like they’re whispering jokes and applause right into Liv’s ear. Expect absurd punishments, real takeaways about boundaries and moves to avoid, and a final call to leave a review so the jury can reach a unanimous guilty laugh.

8 min

A wildly unfiltered comedy podcast where everyday chaos becomes entertainment. From ridiculous life stories and internet drama to awkward moments, bad decisions, and laugh-out-loud debates, nothing is off limits. Grab your headphones and prepare to laugh harder than you should. Nothing explicit

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Kelly Sanderson
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