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This is the true story of twelve friends(?) picked to play in a fantasy soccer league and have their nonsense and opinions taped to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real: The Perfect Shass. Some old college soccer friends started a draft style English Premier League (EPL) fantasy league in 2019. This is our podcast to discuss the EPL, our fantasy league, and the terrible managers in it.

Episodes

  1. 10h ago

    Best & Worst Transfers

    The episode begins with an introduction and discussion of Transfer Deadline Day, followed by a detailed analysis of top transfers and honorable mentions. The hosts and guests agree on the best transfers and delve into the impact of managers and tactical decisions. Additional best transfers and the impact of managerial decisions are discussed, followed by honorable mentions and scouting strategies. The conversation delves into the revolutionizing of scouting in football, focusing on the success of scouting programs developed by club owners. It then explores goalkeeper transfers and tactics, followed by a discussion on the worst transfer business of the offseason. The impact on the fantasy league, player analysis, and league impact are also covered, along with a segment on player bidding. Takeaways Detailed analysis of top transfers and honorable mentionsAgreement on the best transfers and the impact of managerial decisions Revolutionizing scouting through innovative programsImpact of goalkeeper transfers and tacticsAnalysis of the worst transfer businessImpact on the fantasy league and player bidding Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Transfer Deadline Day03:07 Top Transfers and Honorable Mentions09:10 Agreement on Best Transfers12:10 Discussion on Managers and Tactical Decisions14:22 Additional Best Transfers and Managerial Impact18:41 Honorable Mentions and Scouting Strategies21:35 Revolutionizing Scouting23:10 Goalkeeper Transfers and Tactics26:38 Worst Transfer Business33:25 Impact on Fantasy League38:21 Player Analysis and Transfers44:12 League Impact and Player Bidding

  2. Sep 1

    Mimbo Manhandles The League

    The conversation covers league drama, chat participation, toxicity and mental health, fantasy sports background, performance and excuses, draft strategy, and player caricatures. The conversation covers a range of topics including banter, self-perception, personal strategy, player takes, and Lamine Yamal's thots. The hosts engage in light-hearted banter and discuss personal perceptions, corporate culture, and creativity. They also delve into personal strategies for fantasy soccer, player takes, and team vibes. The conversation concludes with a discussion about Lamine Yamal's behavior. Takeaways League drama and interpersonal conflicts impact fantasy sports participation.Chat participation can be a source of stress and toxicity, affecting mental health.Personal boundaries and mental well-being should be prioritized over social obligations.Performance in fantasy sports can be influenced by personal experiences and external factors.Draft strategy and player selection are influenced by personal preferences and experiences.Understanding opponents' personalities and preferences can inform player selection and strategy. Banter and humor play a significant role in the conversation, creating a light-hearted and engaging atmosphere.Personal identity, self-perception, and individual strategy are key themes that emerge throughout the conversation. Chapters 00:00 League Drama03:00 Chat Participation05:01 Toxicity and Mental Health09:54 Fantasy Sports Background15:05 Performance and Excuses16:02 Draft Strategy18:59 Player Caricatures20:23 Banter and Banter20:49 Corporate and Creativity21:12 Self-Perception and Identity23:02 Personal Strategy and Fantasy Soccer25:24 Player Takes and Team Vibes35:30 Lamine Yamal's Body Count

  3. Aug 28

    Oli McBurnie, He's In Your Head

    The conversation begins with an introduction to the Shass Blasters podcast, followed by a commitment to releasing at least five episodes this year. The discussion then transitions to team name updates and draft reviews, providing insights into the draft picks and team names of the participants. The conversation delves into drafting strategies, team analysis, and performance predictions for the upcoming season. It also includes a review of the first week's performance and the impact of player selections on team outcomes. The conversation covers a review of fantasy league performance, predictions for the upcoming season, and proposed rule changes and scoring adjustments. The hosts discuss their reactions to the current state of affairs in the Premier League and share their predictions for the upcoming season. Additionally, they delve into proposed rule changes and scoring adjustments for the fantasy league. Takeaways Commitment to releasing at least five episodes this yearTeam name updates and draft reviews Drafting strategiesPerformance predictions Fantasy league performance and predictionsProposed rule changes and scoring adjustments Chapters 00:00 Introduction to Shass Blasters01:00 Commitment to Releasing Episodes05:02 Team Name Updates and Draft Reviews21:51 Drafting Strategies and Team Analysis31:22 Week One Performance Predictions44:50 Fantasy League Performance and Predictions56:38 Proposed Rule Changes and Scoring Adjustments

  4. 07/28/2025

    The Birdman Flies the Coop

    An original founding member of the league is leaving us this year. This episode we complete his exit interview to get feedback on who or what drove his decision to league the fantasy league.

    The Birdman Flies the Coop

  5. 04/17/2025

    If Shane Smiles In The Forest But Nobody Sees, Did It Happen?

    Charles shares a story. Shane makes his first appearance on the Shass Blasters. We attempt to engage Shane in conversation to find his buried enthusiasm. Shane gives us live reactions.

    If Shane Smiles In The Forest But Nobody Sees, Did It Happen?

  6. 03/31/2025

    The Perfect Shass Origin Story, and Devin Takes The Premier League Quiz

    Devin makes his first guest appearance and unexpectedly gives his introduction of the episode. Charles laments about how much his fantasy team sucks. An unhealthy love for Hershey's Cookies and Cream. We jump into how our league started and where the scoring system came from. What league managers did we start with and have been kicked out. Recent updates on fantasy league standings and what's driving that. How the race for the last place chicken suit is shaping up with 9 games left. Devin takes a Premier League quiz.

    The Perfect Shass Origin Story, and Devin Takes The Premier League Quiz

  7. 03/17/2025

    Wolfson's Anime Predilection, Gym Hygiene, A Live Trade Negotiation, Unai Emery Prediction

    Wolfson explains how Charles fired him IRL. Craig can't use technology take 3. Will gives his takes on fantasy league standing. Reviewing Paul's newb analytics. Review and updates on Wolfson's vasectomy. Will's anime porn interests. Gym locker room rules. Charles and Will make a trade live. Prediction for the next sexual assault scandal to hit the EPL. Strangely scant discussion from Will around the EPL or the league.

    Wolfson's Anime Predilection, Gym Hygiene, A Live Trade Negotiation, Unai Emery Prediction

  8. 03/12/2025

    Brody's Predicktions From Jamba Juice

    Guest appearance of Scott Brody and he didn't follow any prep instructions, Brody's manager profile, Craig's recurring technical issues, Scott vs. Craig keeper betting, Brody's prescient season predictions, Brody gives us a tour of Colorado, post draft roster previews, artistic angles of Brody's big head.

    Brody's Predicktions From Jamba Juice

  9. 03/12/2025

    How Does This Work, Off Season Drama, Pre-Draft & Historical Analytics,

    We name the podcast, discuss kicking Sean out of the league, bringing Berto into the league, Berto quitting the league, bringing Sean back, historical manager rankings, Charles' hot cleaning lady, where to find value in the draft, best and worst draft managers, accounting failure, loser this year wears a chicken suit, best and worst at selecting keepers, Craig's on hardware from 1999, big brain point change process, predictions and hot takes for the year, Charles tests his English geography, notable quote from the chat.

    How Does This Work, Off Season Drama, Pre-Draft & Historical Analytics,
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About

This is the true story of twelve friends(?) picked to play in a fantasy soccer league and have their nonsense and opinions taped to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real: The Perfect Shass. Some old college soccer friends started a draft style English Premier League (EPL) fantasy league in 2019. This is our podcast to discuss the EPL, our fantasy league, and the terrible managers in it.

Information

  • Creator
    The Perfect Shass
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    9
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Perfect Shass
  • Show Website
    Shass Blasters