The Movie Patrol

The Movie Patrol
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Making fun of movies, good and bad. Come join Steve, Dave, Sean and sometimes a guest as we laugh our way through movie nonsense with made up alternate scenes and raw keywords.

  1. Sherlock Holmes (2009) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    3D AGO

    Sherlock Holmes (2009) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    Steve, Dave and Sean learn about quirky British detectives and villains, Scottish detectives at the cemetery, Four Orders meeting with global members, Rambo in an underground fight club and much more.

    1h 52m
  2. U-571 (2000) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    SEP 16

    U-571 (2000) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    Steve, Dave and Sean learn about stealing fancy typewriters and submarines, Rambo joins a boarding party, Eddie the Jamaican cook opens a portal to hell with voodoo, a comedian performs while the sub sinks, Bon Jovi Navy songs and much more.

    1h 57m
  3. Robocop (2014) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    SEP 2

    Robocop (2014) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a cop who is about 7 percent human, Rambo sends in a video application to be Robocop, all your questions from the first movie are answered according to a drunk Dave, Robocop visits his family, the wrong building gets raided and much more.

    1h 55m
  4. Subservience (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    AUG 19

    Subservience (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a psycho woman robot, the family meets the Jesse Ventura and Koko B. Ware robots, Rambo is controlling Alice like an RC car, Nick talks to broken Alice while the waiter serves them in a gross way and much more.

    1h 39m
  5. Life (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    AUG 5

    Life (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    Steve, Dave and Sean learn about southern justice and a Mississippi prison in the old days, Claude gets a conjugal visit from Daisy with unwanted supervision, Rambo wants some pie at a diner, Ray and Claude counsel troubled kids and get confused, more ones and twos questions and much more.

    1h 29m
  6. Jaws (1975) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    JUL 22

    Jaws (1975) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a hyperintelligent, crafty, vengeful shark with Herculean strength who mostly hates kids, Mrs. Kitner hits on 2 guys at the beach, Rambo hangs at the beach with his family, Jesse tells stories about his exploits in Whiskey Whiskey Deuce and much more.

    1h 45m
  7. The Accountant 2 (2025) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    JUL 8

    The Accountant 2 (2025) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 2 weird brothers trying to save some kids, Chris tries to date conjoined twins, couples skating, Rambo hangs out and gets some girls for the brothers, the brothers accidentally interrupt a college research team and much more.

    1h 46m
  8. The Sum of All Fears (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    JUN 24

    The Sum of All Fears (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean

    Steve, Dave and Sean learn about exploding cigarette machines and fascist troublemakers, Jack calls his untrusting girlfriend, Jack sneaking in using someone else’s ID card, Rambo playing football and getting destroyed and much more.

    1h 43m
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4.6
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About

Making fun of movies, good and bad. Come join Steve, Dave, Sean and sometimes a guest as we laugh our way through movie nonsense with made up alternate scenes and raw keywords.

Information

  • Creator
    The Movie Patrol
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2025
  • Episodes
    100
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © The Movie Patrol 2019
  • Show Website
    The Movie Patrol

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