Shitpost Mortem

Amy and Beth
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A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. Hosted by Amy and Beth

  1. 5D AGO

    Foot Fetish Baristas / Mental Illness Fighting Game / Smoothie Straw

    In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness  Foot fetish coffee place gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue) "muling" to mean half-assing idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits stair lift for gamer seniors straw with spinning blade inside so anything can be soup/smoothie

    37 min

  2. MAR 21

    Waffle with One Square / Refractory Period Clock / Head-Mounted Gun

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: continuous vertical scroll webcomic that starts looping Razer razor (for gamers) waffle that just has a single, huge square sensory deprivation tank sex competitive game with water guns filled with ethanol. everyone has to keep their mouths open the whole time. you try to get opponents drunk Using a guy with a really consistent refractory period as a clock head-mounted gun (xkcd head canon) electrified kensington lock

    40 min

  3. MAR 14

    A totally normal episode of Shitpost Mortem

    Feeling kinda irrational today

    3 min

  4. MAR 7

    S*****m Scanner / CBT CBT / Halfabet

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: skadis-mounted dildo ordering paint using hex codes ball wrinkle thumbprint scanner AI image classifier for guessing pronouns halfabet (only 13 letters) CBT CBT coming up with a new catchphrase for Amy on a weekly basis (don't even worry about it. oh brother. sounds about right. Amy Wamy Amy Wamy. there's somethin' to it. she's got the sauce. thats wamy wild) pinball machine you have to pay for with pennies gaslighting people with British units you made up (14 oz in a William)

    44 min

  5. FEB 28

    Ninja Sex Clones / Lockpicking Captcha / Stew PID

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: Lowercase & lockpicking minigame captcha 2FA that makes u touch grass hot ninja girl making fake clones of herself during sex, and you have to figure out which one to f**k Sci-fi idea: machine that can "create" art but it turns out it's actually plagiarizing it from parallel universes Spaghetti that kills u inventing new colors of wine stew PID

    41 min

  6. FEB 21

    Shampoo with a flared base / Cummingbirds / Opposite Screws

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: Frottage cheese Chair that's also a clothing rack  Prank: mixing in opposite chirality screws at the hardware store Binary ruler (it has one inch, two inches, four inches, eight inches, etc. marked) Shampoo bottles with flared bases Cummingbird (penis pollinator) Putting tiny trackers along the street sweeping route and tracking them getting swept Bad idea: image format that can only do circular images Shitpost Mortem is a podcast where we discuss ideas that are so stupid, they're funny. We keep it pretty light and comedic, but sometimes we get sidetracked into talking about some nerd shit.

    36 min

  7. FEB 15

    Strap-on Nose / Six Eight / Shitpisser

    We discuss stupid ideas such as:  cheap DIY red light therapy device (3d printed mask with holes to stick cat lasers into)  making up a language that looks like it uses English spelling but is actually phonetic (like, is /koʊɣ/, is /kite/, is /mɪɣty/   https://ipa-reader.com/?text=i%3A%20ko%CA%8Aldnt%20th%C9%AA%C5%8Bk%20of%20an%20%C9%9Bksample%3A  strap-on nose (for the bedroom)  language where every vowel has a gender (Maria vs Mario vs Marie vs… Mariu?)  Microwave that only has an add 30 second button  trying to make "six eight" a thing  Cum EULA (from Lily)  toilet that uses piss to flush shit

    39 min

  8. JAN 31

    Flavored Money / Heckin-chonkeres / Trash Can Black Hole

    This episode has a third host! It's Ash! We discuss stupid ideas such as: Nixie tube faces Flavored money Font that looks like it would be something upside-down (but it's not) Marketing sleep paralysis demon Ancient Greek millennial mythology about the Heckin-chonkeres JOI rhythm game Compacting trash until it forms a black hole Website that requires your password to be a valid email We slander people such as: Chicago Pope Anish Kapoor Dan Brown Links: Tgirl Dracula Flow: https://youtube.com/shorts/r2gUgNhxJII Ash's AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ashtronaut17/works Ash's Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/oliviahall.bsky.social

    42 min
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About

A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. Hosted by Amy and Beth

Information

  • Creator
    Amy and Beth
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Show Website
    Shitpost Mortem

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