Shitpost Mortem

Amy and Beth
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A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. Hosted by Amy and Beth

  1. -6 J

    Spongebob Toxic Yaoi / Spusband / Forever Weed

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: Idea: putting a prop 65 warning on our podcast rpg with an Unemployment attribute/stat spusband (like how husband came from "house-bond") Parking machine gambling Bed that's a square (so you can't put the fitted sheet on wrong) forever weed (thc crispr) may my enemies feel like they need to sneeze but then they just can't quite actually sneeze Website where you can bet on which video essayists will come out as trans

    37 min

  2. 28 MARS

    Foot Fetish Baristas / Mental Illness Fighting Game / Smoothie Straw

    In this episode, we discuss stupid ideas such as: Fighting game where every character has a different mental illness  Foot fetish coffee place gacha captcha (pull an S rank waifu to continue) "muling" to mean half-assing idea: larping but to cast spells you have to do improv bits stair lift for gamer seniors straw with spinning blade inside so anything can be soup/smoothie

    37 min

  3. 21 MARS

    Waffle with One Square / Refractory Period Clock / Head-Mounted Gun

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: continuous vertical scroll webcomic that starts looping Razer razor (for gamers) waffle that just has a single, huge square sensory deprivation tank sex competitive game with water guns filled with ethanol. everyone has to keep their mouths open the whole time. you try to get opponents drunk Using a guy with a really consistent refractory period as a clock head-mounted gun (xkcd head canon) electrified kensington lock

    40 min

  4. 14 MARS

    A totally normal episode of Shitpost Mortem

    Feeling kinda irrational today

    3 min

  5. 7 MARS

    S*****m Scanner / CBT CBT / Halfabet

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: skadis-mounted dildo ordering paint using hex codes ball wrinkle thumbprint scanner AI image classifier for guessing pronouns halfabet (only 13 letters) CBT CBT coming up with a new catchphrase for Amy on a weekly basis (don't even worry about it. oh brother. sounds about right. Amy Wamy Amy Wamy. there's somethin' to it. she's got the sauce. thats wamy wild) pinball machine you have to pay for with pennies gaslighting people with British units you made up (14 oz in a William)

    44 min

  6. 28 FÉVR.

    Ninja Sex Clones / Lockpicking Captcha / Stew PID

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: Lowercase & lockpicking minigame captcha 2FA that makes u touch grass hot ninja girl making fake clones of herself during sex, and you have to figure out which one to f**k Sci-fi idea: machine that can "create" art but it turns out it's actually plagiarizing it from parallel universes Spaghetti that kills u inventing new colors of wine stew PID

    41 min

  7. 21 FÉVR.

    Shampoo with a flared base / Cummingbirds / Opposite Screws

    We discuss stupid ideas such as: Frottage cheese Chair that's also a clothing rack  Prank: mixing in opposite chirality screws at the hardware store Binary ruler (it has one inch, two inches, four inches, eight inches, etc. marked) Shampoo bottles with flared bases Cummingbird (penis pollinator) Putting tiny trackers along the street sweeping route and tracking them getting swept Bad idea: image format that can only do circular images Shitpost Mortem is a podcast where we discuss ideas that are so stupid, they're funny. We keep it pretty light and comedic, but sometimes we get sidetracked into talking about some nerd shit.

    36 min

  8. 15 FÉVR.

    Strap-on Nose / Six Eight / Shitpisser

    We discuss stupid ideas such as:  cheap DIY red light therapy device (3d printed mask with holes to stick cat lasers into)  making up a language that looks like it uses English spelling but is actually phonetic (like, is /koʊɣ/, is /kite/, is /mɪɣty/   https://ipa-reader.com/?text=i%3A%20ko%CA%8Aldnt%20th%C9%AA%C5%8Bk%20of%20an%20%C9%9Bksample%3A  strap-on nose (for the bedroom)  language where every vowel has a gender (Maria vs Mario vs Marie vs… Mariu?)  Microwave that only has an add 30 second button  trying to make "six eight" a thing  Cum EULA (from Lily)  toilet that uses piss to flush shit

    39 min
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À propos

A podcast where we overthink stupid ideas. Hosted by Amy and Beth

Informations

  • Création
    Amy and Beth
  • Années d’activité
    2025 - 2026
  • Épisodes
    20
  • Classification
    Contenu explicite
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Site web de l’émission
    Shitpost Mortem

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