Shut Up Cincinnati

Shut Up Cincinnati
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A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.

  1. 07/31/2025

    247 - The Poo-Butt Shuffle at Target

    Hola peckerheads! Join the fellas for another life affirming podcast.  Jason is wearing sunglasses in case he gets aids.  Chris tries to trick a guy into touching his peter in a Target bathroom.  Have you ever used grounded toenails as salt and pepper?  Is Rick Flair or Uncle Joey the next person off Jason's death list to die?  Are you afraid to go into the city of Cincinnati after the Russian fella got jumped?  How many butts do you have to sniff in order to be known as a serial butt sniffer?  Why are liberal idiots mad at Sidney Sweeney about a jean commercial?  We get to the bottom of these questions and all the other questions that have ever been asked.  Join in or we will paint your cat!

    1h 9m

  2. 07/23/2025

    246 - Ozzy, Epstein, and Poop Panties

    Hey there peckerheads!  The fellas are here once again to bless your day with fulfillment that only they can provide.   Chris can't figure out how dishwashers work.  Jason puts on the tin foil hat and breaks down the Jeffery Epstein saga.  Chris gives Ozzy his props.  Jason is too badass for kidney stones.  How much does poop covered panties go for?  Who is Cowboy Cody and why is he throwing raccoons at people?  Are the Bengals screwed without their defensive ends?  When did Oreo's start screwing all of us over?  Can a Brazilian Butt Lift result in permanent stank ass due to rotting fat? We answer all those questions and basically fix everything wrong with the world.  Join in or I'll hire a creep to finger your loose aunt! This episode sponsored by Rocket Stick Injected Pre-Roll - Watermelon Gummy Bears - THC: 40.77%

    1h 16m

  3. 07/08/2025

    245 - Indian Sidewalk Gas

    Hello peckerheads!  Chris and Jason are here to solve all the world's issues for the 245th time in a row.  Jason tells you why to avoid Marathon gas.  Chris wonders if we're all incest babies.  How much time does Diddy do?  How packed is his freak schedule when he gets out?  Is the Punisher being requested by every cuck in the world?  Does anyone know what is going to actually happen after this Big Beautiful Bill or is everyone just talking out of their ass?  Why didn't butteater eat butt?  Who is Angry Jeff and why is he an awful person?  Is Chris officially looking elderly?  Jason tries to convince Chris to be a dirty commie and vote to cap wages at 200 million a year.  We talk about other stuff too but it's hot as hell in this garage so I'm going to quit typing.  Just listen or we will talk dirty to your gerbil.

    1h 8m

  4. 06/24/2025

    244 - Butt Sweatin' On a Tuesday

    Hello peckerheads!  There's a heatwave in Cincinnati and there's no air condition in the studio but the fellas risked their lives to record another masterpiece of artistic nothingness.  Would you buy redbull for your kids?  How big of a loser is the dork that got mad when Jamarr Chase wouldn't sign an autograph for him?  We enjoyed the NBA finals but did anyone else?  Would you bang a dying man's wife by his request but with the knowledge that it's going to make the nearly dead fella super sad?   Are the Reds about to have the best starting 5 in baseball in the next year?  Do you like a president that says the f word?  Who is leaving ducks for Chris?  Does Obama have aids?  Well, we didn't talk about the last one but join us for the rest of it!

    1h 8m

  5. 06/10/2025

    243 - ICE Deez Nuts

    Hello tubby turds!  Join the guys this week for the most important podcast since the last podcast that they did.  Chris tells us why he hates California this week while Jason defends Pablo at Home Depot but both agree that if you're waiving a Mexican flag above burning cars then you should get you deported.   Should the Bengals have waived Germaine Pratt?  Why did Chris leave a "date" right after getting squirted on?  Jason watches a tweaker attack a couple of hippies at a park by UC.  Chris gets yelled at by a girl with special needs, meanwhile Jason is a hero for supporting them.  Elon and Trump don't like each other, Kash Patel stays in his lane instead of doing his job, andTrey Hendrickson isn't voluntarily working out for the Bengals.  The guys get to the bottom of all of this and end world hunger in the process.  There is nothing these losers can't figure out.  Join!

    1h 14m

  6. 05/28/2025

    242 - Stealing 71 Billion Dollars

    Hello python peckers!  It's that time of the whatever and the fellas are here to deliver another marvelous masterpiece of a podcast that will save humanity.  Did Jason steal 71 billions dollars?  How did a drive by cuck fall in love with someone as old and ugly as Chris?  Will shooting people start improving fast food quality?  Who is the Punisher and why was Diddy so gross?  Did you know the leader of a monkey torture ring was from Cincinnati?  How do you kill your raccoons?  We get to the bottom of all that non-sense and probably talk about poop too much.  Join us or I'll steal your catalytic converter and not even buy meth......what a waste!

    1h 11m

  7. 05/14/2025

    241 - Chris isn't Dead

    Welcome fart connoisseurs!  The team is united once again as it turns out that Chris really didn't die.  Jason wanted a black pope.  Chris turns down taking a dude's wife out for a weekend of romance.  When did Justin Jefferson start dressing like a Persian prince?  Is Chris not manly because he wouldn't go on a 4 hour round trip to bang some dude's ugly wife?  Are the Bengals messing up the offseason once again with the Tre Hendrickson drama?  Would you rather a girl have one boob or 3 boobs?  Chris is mad at Take 5 oil change for not filling his transmission fluid.  Jason gets tricked by a special needs AI creation.  You better listen or I'll force you to eat gum off the bottom of a cafeteria table.

    1h 17m

  8. 05/07/2025

    240 - Chris is Dead

    Hello turd warriors!  Chris was murdered by an angry cuck so Ryan Acres joins the show as a temporary replacement.  We talk about the possibility of actually pulling off a ZZ Bottom.  Ryan also tells us about 2 new sex positions called the Kings Crown and Davey's Havoc.   We know Chris was old enough to own slaves but did he only owned a few just so other white's wouldn't make fun of him?  Did Chris invent butt eating back in the 1800s?   Will immigrants take the 1000 dollars Trump is offering to go back home?  Is it gay to prefer male porn stars that are attractive?  We were all over the place so just listen and find out or I'll make fun of your wonky eye.

    1h 36m
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A podcast that delves into depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you‘ll be rewarded with giggles.

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  • Creator
    Shut Up Cincinnati
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2025
  • Episodes
    100
  • Rating
    Explicit
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