Shutdown Fullcast

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The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.

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Another Perfect Fullcast ™

We did at one point have a plan for todayHave you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by The Eldritch TerrorsDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx
١٩ أغسطس

SNACK TIME and "Season Preview" feat. Mike Golic, Jr.

Almost guaranteed to be the only podcast this week that will give you a rune that repels GarfieldReturning this week is Mike Golic, Jr. because the season is almost here, but more importantly because there's new OreosBut before any of THAT we must mourn the end of French airport mistress timeHey can somebody mail us a pallet of the KFC Oreos from China, thanksTime to combine two of our favorite things: breaking news and figuring out what schools all the seventh-year players wound up atHave you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 33 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours this month. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian AshlockDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx
١٢ أغسطس

Carting the President. Fighting Cousins. 19-Team CFP.

Can you name the Las Vegas Raider you'd least advise to get in a fight? How about the Raider you'd least want to fight yourself? Okay, so those two guys got in a fightPresidential Physics ExamThe last five minutes of this episodes contain all the latest updates we've heard from our sources throughout the industry regarding the forthcoming 19-team college football playoffHave you heard the good news, about Turfman's College Football Almanac?The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 32 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours just last week. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by north-without-endDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx
٥ أغسطس

Are we dead? Are we all dead? Are you??

A French artillery lesson, about buttsHow to tell the Fullcast hosts apart (it's based on how long since each of us has played Wave Race)Whole crew proceeds to fail to conclusively prove we're currently aliveWhat kind of boat is it on the river Styx, do you reckonVermont community theatre newsThank you for emailing us from workHolly ad Spencer made a zine, you will be able to buy it next week, like everything else they do it is nominally about college footballCatching up with Ol' Terry BikeassThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 32 bonus episodes since launching in August 2025, including five (5) new hours just this week. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian AshlockDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx
٢٩ يوليو

ADRIFT ON A WINDLESS JULY SEA (SEND HELP)

0:15 "Why are you scared? I love games!"6:37 "Why can't I do this?"7:41 "By the way, Ryan, f**k you"9:04 "I wanna die, this is awful"9:34 "I ask the questions here, shut up"11:03 "Y'all need to cheer up"11:38 "No one wins this game"13:13 "What is the question again?"15:55 "You've led us all in circles!"17:35 "F**k no, I have honor!"19:31 "I will never surrender"24:32 "... did that team have a quarterback?"25:22 "It is right, but it's not correct"25:55 "Someone's asking me to take a lifeline right now so this will be over. No."28:33 "No, we have to keep going"31:03 "We got a long way to go"31:38 "Saboteur!"Breaking LeBron James news, to some of you, surelyIntroducing the Monster Energy Independent, whether they like it or notMike Lombardi's here to do two things: pan-fry his brain on Instagram and cure impostor syndromeThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Anjuli ShahDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx
٢٢ يوليو

Fish Hunt Golf Odyssey

00:37 "Spencer let's get this out of the way right away"03:12 "I recognize this is further derailment"19:01 "Spencer, we'll get to you"21:48 "So there was a song mentioned 22 minutes ago that we're about to get to"25:13 "Anyway, tell us about the stupid song"27:38 "Again, tell us about the song, Spencer"29:09 "Go ahead, Spencer"32:20 "You ever gonna talk about this damn song?"33:40 "I like that Ryan is telling us about this song before Spencer is"The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Trey McClureDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx
١٥ يوليو

Fixing CFB '27: Kawaii Kirby Smart

This episode contains spoilers for the movie Signs (2002)Early CFB '27 thoughtsIf it's summer, you know we're getting cycling updates from Cap'n SurberThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Nick KiviDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)Purchase exclusive Shutdown Fullcast gear at preownedairboats.com, real website, not a trapThrough September 30, all proceeds from our PTKU merch collection will be donated to Alianza Translatinx
٨ يوليو

THE MONSTER ENERGY WORLD CUP EPISODE

We try to figure out how Travis Kelce filled twenty minutes of wedding vowsDoes the Sun have a smell?Does Doctor Octopus just need a really good shampoo to find the light?[Graham Norton voice] Patrick you have a story, tell us that storyPodcast business celebrates an important birthdayThe Monster Energy Big 12 is real and actually it can hurt youAfter four weeks of almost doing it, we discuss the most important story of the college football offseason, The World CupThe Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)NEW PTKU MERCH DROPPED. Even sharks need towels, which is why you can go to our merch store and buy our new PTKU Beach Towel. All proceeds from PTKU merch sales this quarter go to Alianza Translatinx in Orange County, California.Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray SurberShutdown Fullcast theme arranged and performed by Patrick HowellDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)

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Great show

٣١ يوليو

Jeff F 🎸

There was a guy in the McDonalds west of Zebulon that leaned on the trash can and stared at my family and I the entire time we ate. The bathrooms were ankle deep in water so the kids just cried and we got back in the car.
Good

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Josa.S

I don’t even know football
Tis The Season

٢١ يونيو

FatzMcGillicutty

Trying to summarize this podcast in a solitary review is like trying to describe color to a blind person. The dalliances between footbaw, vidya games, Warhammer and all types of ill, colloquial chicanery from various spots around the globe coalesce into something that can only be compared to an audio induced cosmic scale orgasm ripping through the foundations of the civilized ape brain you’re carrying between your ears. Its glory is built upon a bedrock of broken Mangino’s and Mangini’s providing a comfortable, albeit equally uncomfortable landing should your feet find it. But to climb the fullcast tower you must touch those sagging bodies with your toes and rise one rung at a time. The path to glory has been laid out by our betters, all you have to do, dear listener, is climb. Podcast business lives forever.
Come for the cfb talk…

١٨ مايو

ttttttexas

…stay for the business ideas.