Sliced Apples

Ideal Sports & Entertainment

A unique dive into the sports world with two recent college grad millennials that share their opinion on sports and the world around them.

  1. 4D AGO

    UFC 327 Banger, Play-In Drama, and Master's Recap

    Most guys are too scared to rock a Freddie Mercury stache—but not our guy! This episode is your ultimate neck-shaver’s guide to mustaches, must-see basketball, and the wildest UFC fights of the year. Spoiler: grow out that stash if you want to look like Freddie Mercury or just a guy who’s REALLY committed to his grooming game. We unravel the saga of trimming beards versus mustaches, and which phase is basically a rite of passage—hint: it involves Freddie, Freddie, and more Freddie. Plus, find out why it’s a bad idea to spike your girlfriend’s birthday plans without her knowing, and how she might dream about it for days (hello, anxiety). Ladies, this is what “control freak” truly looks like!We’ll also break down the insanity that is UFC, from fighters pulling off illegal samurai moves to knocking each other out on one leg—literally. Curious about the latest golf drama? We’ve got Justin Rose’s choke, Rory’s clutch moments, and whether Tiger ever sneaked out to Augusta for midnight practice. And if you’re into hoops, get the inside scoop on MVP fatigue, LeBron’s longevity, and the playoffs that’ll make your head spin. Plus, a frantic fantasy NFL betting showdown and NBA first-round predictions—you won’t believe the teams we’re daring to pick. All this in less time than it takes to shave that Freddie Mercury stache—so if you’re tired of boring podcasts, this episode will make you laugh, learn, and maybe even grow a killer mustache yourself. Perfect for NBA junkies, UFC fans, and anyone who’s ever considered a daring grooming experiment. Hit play, and let’s get weird.

    1h 6m
  2. APR 9

    Charmin Ultra Strong and Master's Week

    Brace yourself—most of us are walking around with underwear or socks that are just, well, entirely wrong for our bodies and egos. Turns out, your fashion misery might not be your fault; it could be that society, stores, and even your grandma are secretly conspiring against your swagger. In this hilarious roast of everything from sagging jeans, sock brands, to the obsession with matching socks, we uncover the dirty truths behind your closet confessions. Why do guys refuse to buy socks unless Mia’s mom forces them? Why do we accept pants that flood our ankles like floodwaters? And what’s the deal with women having sock drawers full of chaos, while men are out here fighting for THE perfect pair? Spoiler: It’s all about comfort, confidence, and a little bit of laziness. You’ll discover why LeBron's old-man game isn’t the only thing that’s fading—plus the real reason why shopping for underwear feels like a constitutional crisis. We break down what brands are worth your hard-earned cash (hello, Nike, take notes), and why your socks could be secretly making or breaking your entire day. And for all you sports fans, it’s also a deep dive into NBA playoff chaos, college basketball, and why the Masters might just be the most addictive sporting event you’re not watching. This episode is perfect for anyone tired of awkward fitting clothes, tired of pretending to care about your sock game, or just wanting a good laugh about how hilariously clueless we all are about style. Whether you’re a sneakerhead, a sports fanatic, or just a guy who’s ready to burn those Calvin Klein underwear he secretly hates, there’s something here for everyone. So, tighten those belt loops, pull up those flooded jeans, and get ready to question everything about your wardrobe—and maybe even buy a fresh pair of socks while you’re at it. Because honestly, if you’re going to walk around life confident, it all starts from the ground up.

    1h 3m
  3. APR 2

    Relationship Weight and the Classic IPA Guy

    Most of us spend hours debating whether we're an IPA guy, a Coors guy, or just plain confused about how much weight we gain when we find love. But what if that fluffy, hazy stigma about the "IPA guy" was just a myth? Our hosts dig into the truth behind craft beer snobbery, the joy of local breweries, and the surprising science of relationship weight—plus, how a taco lunch turned into a deep dive into beer, body image, and personal quirks. You'll discover: why your metabolism might be your secret weapon, and why eating spaghetti every day keeps you feeling in shape—even when you’re not. The guys share hilarious stories of college weight gain, the art of sharing dessert without flipping out, and how food choices are as much about vibe as calories. If your idea of fitness is balancing a burger with a craft beer or debating whether Pop Tarts belong in your diet, this episode’s for you. We break down: the cultural stereotypes around beer preferences, the truth about "relationship weight," and how local breweries shape your drinking habits. Plus, get a glimpse into the legendary NFL owner’s meeting day drinking, Tiger Woods' risky rides, and the epic fun of hockey fights—all served with a side of comedy, caffeine, and a decent shot of life wisdom. Why does this matter? Because understanding yourself in a world of stereotypes—whether about beer, body image, or sports—can unlock more genuine happiness and maybe even a little self-acceptance. Perfect for weekend chillouts or during that awkward moment when you realize everyone’s just winging it, just like you. And if you’re tired of binge-watching and want some insights with your laughs, tune in. These guys are your new favorite comedy duo, sipping on life’s chaos one episode at a time. 0:16 - 0:19 : Introduction and casual banter 0:19 - 0:33 : Alex shares a story about being called fat 0:33 - 1:03 : Discussion about lunch and beer preferences 1:03 - 1:24 : IPA stereotypes and personal preferences 1:24 - 1:40 : Craft beer culture and local breweries 1:40 - 2:03 : More on beer preferences and stereotypes 2:03 - 2:27 : Discussion on local brewery beers 2:27 - 2:56 : Favorite beers and memorable experiences 2:56 - 3:31 : First experiences with Modelo beer 3:31 - 4:22 : More on beer preferences and local breweries 4:22 - 5:10 : Gym talk and relationship weight 5:10 - 6:06 : Relationship weight discussion 6:06 - 7:03 : Metabolism and age differences 7:03 - 8:15 : Diet and energy levels 8:15 - 9:00 : Personal stories about weight and metabolism 9:00 - 10:18 : Relationship dynamics and eating habits 10:18 - 11:08 : Guacamole recipe and preferences 11:08 - 12:01 : Guacamole and cultural references 12:01 - 13:00 : Snacks and eating habits 13:00 - 14:08 : Weekend eating habits and snacks 14:08 - 15:09 : Dessert preferences in relationships 15:09 - 16:14 : Dessert dynamics and sharing 16:14 - 17:28 : Relationship weight and college experiences 17:28 - 18:33 : College eating habits and weight gain 18:33 - 19:00 : College dining experiences 19:00 - 20:26 : Cooking and family dynamics 20:26 - 21:36 : Cooking preferences and spaghetti stories 21:36 - 22:41 : Family meals and cultural observations 22:41 - 23:37 : Coca-Cola and cultural preferences 23:37 - 24:39 : Soda preferences and cultural insights 24:39 - 26:32 : Tiger Woods and personal challenges 26:32 - 28:54 : Tiger Woods' career and personal life 28:54 - 30:23 : Success and the mindset of athletes 30:23 - 32:12 : Spider-Man and movie discussions 32:12 - 33:34 : TV shows and viewing habits 33:34 - 35:03 : Baseball and new rules 35:03 - 37:08 : Baseball excitement and challenges 37:08 - 39:42 : Baseball rules and balance 39:42 - 40:12 : Baseball team performance 40:12 - 42:17 : Hockey and player dynamics 42:17 - 45:20 : Hockey fights and cultural aspects 45:20 - 47:13 : Streaming services and ads 47:13 - 49:00 : Streaming preferences and ads 49:00 - 50:13 : NFL and football discussions 50:13 - 52:57 : NFL team dynamics and player discussions 52:57 - 54:20 : NFL coaches and social events 54:20 - 56:59 : NFL coaches' day drinking event 56:59 - 58:37 : Day drinking preferences and personal habits 58:37 - 60:43 : Sleep habits and personal stories 60:43 - 63:25 : Morning routines and relationship dynamics 63:25 - 65:40 : Basketball and sports discussions

    1h 6m
  4. MAR 26

    Cinderella Who? David's New Football Love and NBA Playoffs Loading

    Brace yourself for a sports-filled jog with a dash of tech debates, a sprinkle of streaming snobbery, and a whole lot of March Madness madness. Perfect for those who love their sports hot, their gadgets cooler, and their takes a bit sarcastic. Because who doesn’t want to hear about flag football, NBA playoffs, and the age-old debate: Apple Watch or Aura Ring? The March Madness blend of blue bloods versus Cinderella tales The future of NBA expansion into Las Vegas and Seattle The epic saga of streaming subscriptions—HBO vs Peacock and the perils of canceled accounts Flag football’s rise as an off-season filler and its potential as a televised sport Wemby’s dominance and the NBA playoffs preview—Jokic, LeBron, and the rising stars Marvel shows: a love-hate relationship with Netflix Marvel, and the hype for Daredevil Season 2 and Spider-Man’s latest trailer The sports culture: college basketball upsets, NBA milieu, and the potential of flag football as an Olympic sport 00:00 - March sports frenzy: from Super Bowl to Madness 00:47 - Debating Apple Watch vs Aura Ring: the subscription dilemma 01:34 - Gift ideas for the big 3-0: Watch bands and flashy upgrades 05:00 - The aging uncle debate: Unk or Big Bro? 08:47 - Fanatics flag football classic: real athlete action or just fun? 10:07 - Flag football in the XFL — the next big thing? 11:22 - Comparing NFL, college, and flag football—what actually translates? 12:02 - Olympics and flag football: which players will represent? 14:33 - Off-season basketball chatter: NBA playoffs and team form 17:05 - March Madness: upsets, blue bloods, and favorite matchups 22:25 - The rise of casual brackets and the decline of Cinderella teams 29:33 - NBA expansion into Vegas and Seattle—what’s the hype? 41:32 - Naming the Vegas NBA team—what should it be? 44:01 - Daredevil and Marvel: Season 2 hype and Netflix throwbacks 50:54 - Spider-Man’s future and upcoming movies—what’s next in Marvel land?

    52 min
  5. MAR 19

    USA Baseball Letdown and March Madness Preview

    Most of us are simply trying to keep up with baseball’s latest phenom, Paul Skeens, who’s throwing 100+ mph pitches like it’s an everyday grocery run. But what if I told you the real magic isn’t just in Skeens’ filthy stuff—it’s in how the game is STARTING to take itself seriously again, and that it’s making the sport way more fun (and way less snooze-worthy). This isn’t your typical sports recap; it’s a peek into why international baseball, the World Baseball Classic, and even the gritty minor league scenes, pack a punch of excitement that NBA and NFL fans are missing out on. You'll discover: why the timing of the WBC is a game-changer for baseball's season, how the international scene is elevating the way we see ‘friendly’ matches, and why baseball’s celebration game is finally catching up with the modern sports vibe. We also break down the crazy US vs Dominican game, the mind-blowing stats, clutch plays, and how the players’ serious effort makes every swing and pitch count. Plus, a surprise look at how TGL (the new golf league) is trying to steal a little of that in-your-face sports energy—spoiler: it’s not quite there yet. We dig into: the chaos of March Madness predictions (or lack thereof), the skyrocketing points of Bam Adebayo, and why the NFL’s offseason drama might just be the best comedy of the year. If you’re frustrated with the sluggish pace of other sports, but love the adrenaline of high-stakes games, this episode is your new go-to. It’s all about reliving the thrill, embracing the chaos, and realizing that sometimes, sports are just better when they’re taken seriously… or hilariously over the top.Perfect for sports junkies, casual fans needing a reminder why baseball is awesome again, or anyone who loves a good underdog story mixed with random banter. We guarantee—after this, you’ll never look at international baseball or NBA from the same angle again. Hit play and get your sports fix—serious or unserious, it’s a wild ride!

    48 min
  6. MAR 11

    Crosby Denied, NFL Bag Chasers, and UFC's Letdown

    Most NFL trades hit a snag and suddenly everyone’s story turns into a Netflix drama. Imagine waiting for a record-breaking Max Crosby deal—only for it to get derailed by a knee-jerk physical fail. Yep, the ripple effects of a failed physical can turn a blockbuster into a “bye-bye, all done” in seconds. If you’ve ever wondered how a physical can nix a trade and throw cap space, contracts, and futures into chaos, this episode is your front-row seat. We unpack the wild rollercoaster of NFL off-season moves—trades that almost happened, deals that shocked, and players who got paid way more than they probably should’ve. Get the inside scoop on the Raiders’ gamble with Crosby, the surprising signings like Alec Pierce’s jaw-dropping $114 million, and why GMs are racing against the clock trying to build dynasty-level teams with a short leash. Plus, we peek into the seismic shifts in UFC’s fight card lineup—who’s in, who’s out, and why top stars like Islam Makhachev might just be "ducking" instead of duking it out. It's a wild mix of elite fighters, shady injuries, and Dana White’s busy fingers trying to control the chaos while everyone else just wants to see their favorite fighters throw down. Why does the NFL’s free agency frenzy feel like a game of chess played by kids? Because the patience for building a powerhouse team is shorter than a Snapchat story. Know why the Jets keep cycling through quarterbacks? Spoiler: it's all about that “win now” mindset, but the clock’s ticking loud. Oh, and sports fans—if you think the World Baseball Classic is just a prelude to spring training, think again. Latin America’s got a squad that hits bombs so big even home runs feel like fireworks. Meanwhile, the NBA’s Wemby is out here throwing down dunks that make defenders look like they’re in slow motion.Long story short: if you want the spicy, behind-the-curtains NFL gossip, UFC fight drama, and epic MLB home runs—this episode delivers all that with a side of sarcasm, wit, and a big smile. So hit play; the chaos is just getting started. Perfect for: NFL junkies, UFC superfans, sports gamblers, and anyone who loves chaos in short, punchy bites.

    1h 22m
  7. MAR 4

    Texans Off-Season Moves, David's Awkward Social Life, and Kyler Murray to the Vikings?

    In this episode, we tackle the exhausting reality of work events and the art of small talk, while diving into the latest sports controversies and highlights. Join us as we explore: The challenges of attending work events and maintaining energy in social settings. Strategies for engaging in meaningful conversations and navigating cultural nuances. Stirring the pot with sports debates, like LeBron vs. Jordan, and their role as icebreakers. The impact of pop culture and social media on real-life interactions. Sports Highlights: NFL trade rumors and their implications for team dynamics, including the Texans' moves and the future of Joe Mixon. A heated discussion on the best wide receivers and running backs in the league, featuring Justin Jefferson and Kenneth Walker. The Atlanta Hawks' controversial partnership with Magic City and its societal implications. Predictions for the upcoming UFC fights, including Max Holloway vs. Charles Oliveira. Excitement for the World Baseball Classic, Formula One season, and the Players Championship in golf. The countdown to the World Cup and the financial challenges of attending major sports events. Timestamps: 00:00 - Introduction to the social marathon of work events. 10:00 - NFL trade rumors and team dynamics. 20:00 - Best wide receivers and running backs debate. 30:00 - Atlanta Hawks and Magic City partnership. 40:00 - UFC fight predictions and highlights. 50:00 - World Baseball Classic and other sports events. 60:00 - World Cup anticipation and financial considerations.

    1h 18m
  8. FEB 26

    Streaming Olympics and Hockey Rocks

    Ever feel like picking a streaming service is harder than choosing your favorite child? Well, buckle up, because we’re about to crown the reigning champions of streaming—from the best library to the slickest interface—like it’s the Olympics of binge-watching. Spoiler: Netflix is swimming in gold, while Disney is doing its best with a shallow medal haul.In this episode: The ultimate streaming service rankings: Netflix, HBO, Disney, and the underdog contenders. The hidden gems and underrated platforms that deserve a medal. Best interfaces, experiences, and the most entertaining sports streaming options—yes, YouTube TV takes the gold here. Why Hulu is the participation trophy of streaming services. How hockey is quietly rising in our sports hearts while basketball’s a tad soggy. Timestamps: 00:00 - The marathon of podcasting since 2019—who knew? 00:36 - Olympics ending—who’s left to fill the void? 01:24 - Should we buy MLB TV? Blackouts and preseason struggles explained. 02:39 - The Streaming Olympics concept—awarding categories for content, interface, sports, and overall experience. 07:18 - The showdown: Netflix’s catalog king versus Hulu’s “meh” selection. 08:29 - Disney’s supposed depth vs. actual shallow end. 11:07 - The best content and catalog debate—YouTube, Netflix, HBO, and more. 12:56 - Sports streaming supremacy: Peacock, YouTube TV, and the undeniable GOAT. 22:54 - The best interface awards: YouTube’s seamlessness vs. HBO’s… well, not so much. 25:21 - Overall experience—Netflix’s top spot, Disney’s silver, and Peacock’s honorable mention. 37:14 - Hulu’s participation medal in the streaming games—lesson learned: nobody really cares. 40:23 - The real heavyweight: Disney, Amazon, HBO—who wins the bronze? 45:36 - Hockey rising while basketball declines—are we witnessing a sports shift? 49:54 - Kevin Durant for 2028 Olympics? The deep dive into future rosters. 55:13 - The new NBA game-time rule—will it ruin or refine the MVP race? 58:30 - The debate over missing games, injuries, and awarding accolades—truth, lies, or just politics? 60:22 - JSN’s contract: Is he worth the biggest pay day? The NFL’s two-faced approach. 62:38 - Wrapping up with the truth—who’s really winning in the streaming race—and why Hulu belongs in the kiddie pool.

    1h 4m
4.8
out of 5
20 Ratings

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A unique dive into the sports world with two recent college grad millennials that share their opinion on sports and the world around them.