Slow Pitch

Nicky Savs and Pat Sirois

The audacious Nicky Savs spends a baseball season attempting to turn Pat Sirois (Host of Lie, Cheat, and Steal Podcast, "Comedian Falls in Hole" USAToday fame) into a devoted baseball fan through evergreen baseball stories and lessons, and assigning Pat an MLB team to stan for the 2026 season.

Episodes

  1. 4d ago

    At the 34m42s Mark, Listen at 1.5x Speed

    Read this week's title. We encourage all listeners to make this week's episode more listenable by increasing the playback speed to 1.5x at the 34m42s mark. We are not making this suggestion because the quality of the show will be enhanced, or because Pat and Nicky will sound funnier because their voices have a higher pitch, although some might find that to be true. We here at Slow Pitch are admitting to have published a boring episode halfway through recording, . Now, we still want our audience to enjoy the full episode, so we have suggested that they speed up the episode to make listening to it a little more bearable. Even though after 30 seconds you're just another data point for us to brag about on next week's episode as our reach soars beyond Nicky's family tree. At the 34m42s mark is the beginning of this week's lesson. This week's lesson is Player Endorsements. Most of the lesson revolves around a brief history of baseball player endorsements and forcing our producer to Google search examples of players and shoes. It's the kind of podcasting that thrives within Austin city limits. One could even make the argument that a baseball themed podcast reaching into dull commentary and filling time just to get to the end of the pastime is incredibly on brand. We certainly know that Nicky tried convincing himself of such before publishing. However, we want to continue a good faith with our listenership, so it has been decided, from ownership, that we must encourage all listeners to increase the playback speed to 1.5x at 34m42s. If you listen to the episode at normal speed and are angered at the sluggish material then you can blame yourself for lacking trust in a podcast episode description. If you listen to the episode at 0.75x speed, then you're the kind of kink that might find interest in baseball beyond the box score. If you enjoyed the episode at 0.75x speed we here at Slow Pitch suggest extending your baseball knowledge towards advanced statistics or intricate managerial decisions or the different types of grass and dirt the grounds crew uses for exceptional presentation. Listening to this episode at 0.75x speed is a level of hell equivalent to standing in the middle of a sandstorm with your eyes and mouth wide open, and we could not be more appreciative of your listenership to Slow Pitch. Whenever we make t-shirts, you'll be the first to be given a promo code for 9% off. Follow us on Instagram @slowpitchpod. Like and Subscribe. Share. Most importantly, at the 34m42s mark, listen to this episode at 1.5x speed.

Ratings & Reviews

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The audacious Nicky Savs spends a baseball season attempting to turn Pat Sirois (Host of Lie, Cheat, and Steal Podcast, "Comedian Falls in Hole" USAToday fame) into a devoted baseball fan through evergreen baseball stories and lessons, and assigning Pat an MLB team to stan for the 2026 season.

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