Spiritual UnDirection Spiritual UnDirectors Chris, Wayne, and Jon

We hope your Mother’s Day was more exciting than the NPR passive aggressive hour! But if not, at least Bowie’s Shakespearean bulge will always be there to make your day. 

 

Discussion Starters: Moms and mythical beings, LamaRohrOsteen Quotes, filling up the pews again, potluck etiquette, what to do with churches midweek, how strong are archangels, prayer in schools, passive aggressive prayers, insincere church greetings

Feel the pre-recorded live energy on this episode straight from a rental home just west of the Middle west! We promise that the whole thing is less problematic than Dumbo as long as you don’t have your confirmation bias radar on. 

 

Discussion Starters: Steak sauce and salads, Jesus’ alternative communion elements, calm as default emotion, considering a real bear, neighborhood Bible burning center, Hackzors, what type of Bible to buy, Christian nationalism, Thanks for Punderstanding, Zoltar’s Prophecies, Verse of the Day.

Enjoy the apocalypse with us and take a slice of steak off the meat tree to chase it. But be sure to stuff John Nelson Darby in a locker if you don’t want to get a wedgie below the Mason Dixon line. 

 

Discussion Starters: Rapture during the eclipse, earthquakes, Daniel’s last week of prophecy, Thanks for Punderstanding, Bible characters with white names, should we pray for Satan’s salvation, knee-length skirts, Satan’s knees are like a joystick.

Educate yourself on Joker Jukebox musicals with special guest Christopher Salazar from the Chris and Dez show! Find out how Jesus is our first responder and quarterback and wash down some mafia spicy takes with some New York gravy.

 

Discussion Starters: Cost of a red-carpet look, Jesus’ fashion choices, New York food recs, playing an atheist and denying God, American obsession with antiheros, The Chosen and other Christian films, Kirk Cameron films, cereal revisited, Christians kissing on screen, Godfather, Goodfellas, and Sopranos.

With a balanced diet of anarchy, fiber, deep brown dirt, and the blessing of a wet and sticky bird, you’re on your way to a holy and crunchy breakfast experience. Let Wayne’s fat-padded love hands give you your first broken nose so you can match Chris’ crooked face.

 

Discussion Starters: National Cereal Day, cereal confessions, cereal mascots, two questions from Crossroads, struggling with or living in sin, reciting a bible verse for food, end times is near, punches to the face.

Why would a loving and sovereign God let the Mexican Pizza go away for a short while? Embrace the mystery with us as we play with puns, ruminate on religion, and secretly talk behind Dillip’s back.

 

Discussion Starters: Sweet Potato Pie, cities at the center of Jesus’ millennial reign, emotionally responding to John Macarthur, talk about Calvinism, sin in heaven, yucky puppet master, Christ in all things, Global Religion Thanks for Punderstanding, a visit from Santa Tecnica, Las Vegas wagers, merch, gossip rules.