Spoilered Brats

Toni C. and Jon U.U.
  • 4.8 (4)
  • TV & FILM

Toni loves the movies. The silvered screen. Jon loves the John Wick franchise and the works of Scott Adkins. Toni enjoys seeing the movies. Only one can watch. All must be spoiled.

  1. JAN 5

    50 Shades Freed or "Battle of the Orphans"

    The last in the trilogy finally appears, like a positive pregnancy test or a surprise private jet. Tony spoils so you don't have to watch and have your inner goddess contract a wasting disease. Enjoy jokes and constructed scenarios. The misuse of diagnosisies to fit a narrative. The end of EL James and her short but terrible reign.  50 Shades Freed is directed by James Foley right before he died and stars Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey, Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Grey nee Steele, and who else nobody knows theres only really two characters.

    1h 1m

  2. 12/06/2025

    50 Shades Darker Round 2 or "A Road Map for Your Body"

    Tony continues to dive, this time to darker depths, into the deluded dreams of one decidely dorky damsel and one deranged dude. Directed by the guy who did Glen Gary Glen Ross. Starring Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele, Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey and your what, who cares? "Fellow" was sent to us by some British guy with the email desperatefordakoter@hotmail.com.

    45 min

  3. 11/13/2025

    50 Shades of Grey Round 1 ft. KT

    In what is perhaps the greatest undertaking in the history of Spoilered Brats, nay, movie podcasts, nay again, the commentary industry since time immemorial, Tony watched not 1, not 2, but all 3 Fifty Shades films. This is the first. Featuring KT and her podcast debut. Additionally we bring back the dong check, talk what was going on in Britain, make butt plug jokes, amongst other lively conversation. Enjoy!

    53 min

  4. 10/03/2025

    Mile 22 or "Marky Mark and Mother"

    Jon spoils Tony with a big helping of Mark Wahlberg, back on the pod for his second appearance. Topics of discussion include: autofellatio, Theo Von, gifted children, Indonesia and the CIA, Fall of Russia, flash forward voiceovers, projection, Obama era operator movies vs. Trump operator movies, and much more.   Mile 22 was directed by Peter Berg and written by Lea DU PONT Carpenter Ackerman. It stars Marky Mark as Jimmy Silva, Alice as Alice, Iko Uwais as Li Noor, Ronda Rousey as Sam, and John Malkovich as Mother.

    1h 11m

  5. 08/12/2025

    Materialists or "How to Make a Wedding"

    Tony runs the numbers and takes a deal on romance in order to spoil "Materialists" (2025) directed by Celine Song and starring Dakota Johnson, Pedro "The Demon" Pascal, Chris "Jimmy Torch" Evans, and the lady from "Red Scare", a rival podcast. We talk market value, bourgeouise feminism, De Palma's only music video, making a wedding, the value of an honest a*****e, and doing a bad job making a wedding. Featuring the hit song "Make a Wedding" by John.

    1h 8m

  6. 07/14/2025

    Accident Man or "I Had an Accident :("

    Jon executes a perfectly laid spoiling of Accident Man (2018) starring Scott Adkins, Ray Stevenson (RIP) and Michael Jai White and directed by auteur Jesse V. Johnson. Featuring Jon's rap debut "MIKEY" Items of discussion, Tony's difficulty with appreciating art, sex with non-mammals, Jon's psychological need for violence, and more. Credit for the instrumental used for "MIKE" goes to lejA and many thanks to them for their work.

    50 min

  7. 06/21/2025

    Hurry Up Tomorrow or "The Weeknd at his computer, smiling"

    Tony brings the can of gasoline to light the fire by which we will blaze through the film "Hurry Up Tomorrow". Jon and Tony both explain the immense respect they have for The Weeknd and his ability to maintain both his sadness and his success as balanced parts of his musical output, and his commitment to staying the same no matter what. Additionally we get into a new version of the film "Taken", the degree to which the director Trey Edward Shults had any input into the screenplay and whether this may be the end of his illustrious career, The Weeknd happily explaining himself to the audience through his 22 year old costar Jenna Ortega, and not least importantly Barry Keoghan's hog. Tony really lets his inner Gael out and will be punished, rest assured.    Hurry Up Tomorrow is directed by Trey Edward Shults and was written by Trey Edward Shults, Abel "The Weeknd" Tesfaye and Reza Fahim and this fact should follow them the rest of their lives. Starring Abel Tesfaye as Abel, Barry Keoghan as Barry, Jenna Ortega as Young Gasoline Girl and "Gasoline" as A Synth-Pop Track You Can't Help But Move To.

    1h 7m

  8. 05/25/2025

    Pride and Prejudice or "Sister Act 5"

    Tony puts on his top hat and tails and takes a hop across the pond to spoil the Jane Austen adaptation Pride and Prejudice (2005) in celebration of its 20th anniversary. Jon makes use of his finest accent work. The brats pay tribute to the brave troops fighting Seamus Bin'Laden, the quick wit and banter of the leisurely English gentry, and the importance of respecting introverts. Pride and Prejudice is directed by Joe Wright and stars Keira Knightly as Elizabeth Bennet, Matthew McFayden as Mr. Darcy, Rosemund Pike as Jane Bennet, Mr. Bennet as Donald Sutherland and Tom Hollander as Mr. Hands.

    57 min
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Toni loves the movies. The silvered screen. Jon loves the John Wick franchise and the works of Scott Adkins. Toni enjoys seeing the movies. Only one can watch. All must be spoiled.

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  • Creator
    Toni C. and Jon U.U.
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    15
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025
  • Show Website
    Spoilered Brats