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2 besties with 2 different personalities coming together to talk life and show that they are so stable.... but not 

  1. FEB 19

    they can sauce my spaghetti - ep62

    Sup thotties! Back to our regularly scheduled program 🤪 you will have to forgive us for our technical difficulties, it’s not our best episode, but we’re just girls trying to make a podcast OKAY?! Kicking it off with some red dye 40 we talk about Melissa being out of water and the PANIC Joe went through. Pour one out for all the sad losses we have already experienced in 2026 💔 Kelsey has been divorced for SIX years, and hallelujah has it been the biggest blessing and lesson 🫶🏻 You get a corporate ick of the week and a very classic Joey to Joe. Catch ya later baddies!

    1h 14m

  2. JAN 22

    if your friends aren't loserzzz - ep61

    Happy Thursday thotties! 🥂 We are in our thirty and flirty era…even though Kelsey is already halfway to 31 🤢 and let’s be real…how is that even possible??? We go over what we have learned in our short thirty years here on earth and what we would love to go back and change or wish we could encourage our younger selves to learn sooner. NEWS FLASH!!!! LISTEN TO YOUR PARENTS! Life at 30 is pretty sweet for the stable but not girlies and we’re so excited for this next decade. 🪩 ✨

    1h 3m
  3. WE’RE BAAAACK - ep60

    JAN 8

    WE’RE BAAAACK - ep60

    Tell a friend to tell a friend, WE’RE BAAAACK! 🥂🎉 Guys, it’s been a long 2 years but here is a gift to you!!! Also, it wouldn’t be Melissa and Kelsey if we didn’t plan to release this on Christmas but ran into LOTS of technical difficulties trying to do so….. So hope January works for y’all LOL Truly, thank you so much for hanging around and waiting on us, and if you’re a new listener - welcome, buckle up, and enjoy 🤪 We are beyond excited to be back in your ears (bi-weekly for now) & bring all the chaotic laughs and stories that you’ve come to know and love 😂 - and I may be biased, but I definitely laughed out loud while editing this episode lol we’re giving some life updates and man does it feel like NOTHING has changed 🫠 see you thotties in two weeks! ✨

    1h 11m

  4. JAN 7

    her pinky to was on the ground - ep59

    WE’RE BACK! Did you miss us??? Melissa’s stuffy, Kelsey’s bruised, we’re still unstable and living through it. Are we a day late? Yes. Are we hours late while being a day late? Also yes. BUT WE ARE JUST GIRLS, OKAY??? 😂 And while we're being honest, Melissa edited but didn't write a full description of the episode and Kelsey is quickly trying to crank this out because she has her actual job to do 🙃 so take a listen, hear what we gab about today and we will see you in TWO weeks. Yes, you read that right... We are moving back to biweekly, but I promise we will make it worth it! Bye thotties 🥂

    1h 14m

  5. JAN 7

    you be delulu - ep58

    What’s up thotties, we are back with another episode and this week we are cranky, we are tired and we are mourning. RIP Matthew Perry 💔 and also, if you didn’t already know this, Melissa’s uterus is expanding 😭 she is still not enjoying pregnancy but we digress 😴 Kelsey is also down bad, but she is insured and USING THOSE BENEFITS HUNNY 💅 now both the girlies are four eyes 🤓 but Kelsey opted for✨transitions✨ but also maybe gallbladder issues?? Melissa says take it on out, throw it away 🛑 to TOP IT ALL OFF this weather is so triggering and we need this cold front to go ahead and come on with her little self. Melissa elaborates on why she is pro-bullying (Joe), Kelsey has an AUDACIOUS ick and Joey, as always, went to Joe for yet another week. Same place same time next week, thotties 🥂

    1 hr

  6. JAN 7

    maybe I am toxic - ep57

    HEY THOTTIES!! This week the girlies are hUNgry, Melissa is getting a tooth pulled, and Kelsey is a travel girlie this week. We've got unpopular opinionssssss and they are HAWWT ‼️ One of Kelsey's opinions proves that she will ✨always ✨be a little toxic and we support her every step of the way 😂 Joey always goes to Joe (duh, nothing new) and Kelsey's ick is her dad, again???? See you next week! 🥂

    54 min

  7. JAN 7

    fun October things - ep56

    Happy Thursday, thotties!! Hey hi how ya derrrrirn??? 🤪 We’re here, hot, and unstable as we talk possible new merch ideas (we still have merch for sale btw ‼️). Tune into our instagram for our poll on our new merch ideas! We are more than halfway through 2023 and Kelsey has realized her New Years resolutions’ need to be... well, to not make anymore resolutions 😂 We’re both fall loving girlies and there aren’t enough days!!! It's a true dilemma but we’re working through it. Melissa is no Christopher Columbus and Kelsey can second this with having to take directions from her recently 😂 Kelsey has beef with ms. Selenerrrrr and we’re intrigued 👀 but don’t get it twisted, we still do not like Hailey Beiber 🚫 setting spray is a scAAAM and we stand firm on that and will not waiver. See ya next week 🥂

    54 min

  8. JAN 7

    I’m literally just a girl - ep55

    ✨**we apologize for any bob the builder related noises you may hear during this episode, all we have to say about it is, well, JOE.**✨ We feel like we’ve been saying this a lot lately but we’re BACK! Kelsey’s now a pilot (go her) ✈️ and Melissa is still here and still pregnant. 🤰 Melissa doesn’t have pregnancy brain, she is literally just that dumb and she’s OKAY with that ok! 😂 While Melissa was easily influenced by hoove shoes aka platform UGG slippers, Kelsey stands firm on no low rise anything and honestly we stand behind her. We have a word for ms. Kimberly Kardashian and we are not here for your “sculpting” body suit that is not so sculpting. Don’t worry, thotties with thots as a whole is still alive and well but the bookclub?? Yeah the ship has sailed with that one but nonetheless, we do recommend some good books! 📚  Kelsey’s ick is going to make her a Kaern and Joey skipped Joe and went straight to Bob the Builder. See you next Thursday thotties 🥂

    1h 4m
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2 besties with 2 different personalities coming together to talk life and show that they are so stable.... but not 

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