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An experiment in devotion.

  1. Why not me (w/ band)

    MAY 18

    Why not me (w/ band)

    Why not me Static Method Download This version was recorded on Tape 16, an app that forces me to practice… a LOT. It doesn’t let you edit your recording… it just emulates perfectly a 1980s reel to reel tape recorder. You really have to know what your arrangement is when you start and you commit to choices early. By contrast, I have an AI recorded version here. So it seems that the teams are all picked And I’m the last of the cans that you kicked But I can write a melody And I can strum three chords and sing in key So tell me why, why not me It’s funny that you say we’re alive And it’s sad cause you know it’s a lie Crazy how we tell ourselves a story about all our stupid why’s Well here’s one more, why not I Why is irrelevant, ask me Who and How Where is your reverence for the here and now Which room has The Elephant, who’s your sacred cow  How many pray for one day of your pain You say that the world is a mess But I betcha that you have to confess The one who quits before it’s through  Looks a little bit like you know who So tell me why, why not you But you just kept bitchin’ at the gig last night Crying cause it didn’t seem right You ask me why I don’t agree You got no pot to piss in cant you see Now we know why, why not we Why is irrelevant, ask me who and how Where is your reverence for the here and now Which room has The Elephant, who’s your sacred cow  How many pray for one day of your pain So when it seems that the teams are all picked And you’re the last of the cans that they kicked Go and write a melody  Strum your chords and sing that song in key Tell ‘em why, Wynonna why, why the hell not me

  2. MAY 14

    Why not me (AI jazz)

    Why not me (AI Jazz) Static Method Download NOTE: This version is chock full of AI. If you want a human performance, try this version recorded on a reel-to-reel emulation that forced me to perform the song decently in a single take.

  3. FEB 16

    Brown and Blue Pearl

    Brown and Blue Pearl Static Method Download NOTE: This was made with lots and lots of AI. If you want to hear the 100% human version of this song, check out my scratch version here.

  4. Brown and Blue Pearl (scratch)

    FEB 16

    Brown and Blue Pearl (scratch)

    Brown and Blue Pearl (scratch) Static Method Download Not a lick of AI in this version. 100% human… warts and all. But if you want to hear a pretty sweet AI version of this… check out this.

  5. 12/30/2025

    You Ain’t Even

    You Ain't Even Pancakes for Ingrates Download Warning: This song is chock-full of A.I. If you prefer to listen to a 100% genuine A.I. - Free version of this song, check this out instead. (but I think this version really bangs and I hope you give it a chance, too) You think you're a saintCause you're not a sinnerYou say you're a heroCause you ain't a villainYou think the way to be lovedIs to never be hatedYou say they can't kill or destroyWhat was never createdYou think that you're rightCause you avoid being wrongYou think you're in tuneCause you won't sing your songAnd you gotta be happy causeYou're never cryingYou say you're successfulCould it be you're not tryingBut I'm here to tell you thatYou ain't evenWhatever the hell yaNo doubt believe inYou can't hide or deny meCause I'll get evenYou can't be somethingIf you ain't nothingYou say you're a winnerTell me who have you lostYou claim to be wealthyBut never cover the costYou got all of the answers thatYou never questionYou’ve got impeccable tasteCould it be indigestionI'm here to tell you thatYou ain't evenWhatever the hell yaNo doubt believe inYou can't hide or deny meCause I'll get evenYou can't be somethin'If you ain't nothin'No, you can't be something without meWithout meEven as evilAs evil as I amYou, know that you wanna be somethingDon’t you wanna be something, somethingGive me a reasonTo give you a good goddamnYou're shining your virtueWhile hiding your viceFig leaves after feastingTell me who pays the priceYour candle of kindnessCould never burn meanBut it's casting a shadow on meUnseen

  6. May the Music Never End

    12/25/2025

    May the Music Never End

    May the Music Never End Static Method Download May you feel the joy of Christmas time May you know the love of friends May the angels sing your song sublime May the music never end May the last be first on Christmas Day  May the lost, at last, be found May the silent souls with much to say Freely make their joyous sound Awake the dying ember As autumn falls to its surrender Sing those songs so we remember the miracle arriving each December Hail the guiding star that wise men love Bring your gifts to share Tremble neath the holy host above  Make the voyage if you dare

  7. 11/23/2025

    Not Far Enough

    Not Far Enough Static Method Download

  8. Against the Wind

    11/23/2025

    Against the Wind

    Against the Wind Static Method Download

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An experiment in devotion.

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  • Creator
    Static Method
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    59
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2020
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    Static Method Music