Stay Buried

Newton Holt
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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.

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  1. EPISODE 1

    Prologue: A Word to the Survivors

    "My name is Legion, and I am a beacon for whoever you are, on either side of the war." In 2010, thirteen-year-old Newton Holt wrote an edgy dystopian novel titled Prodigy. Now, fifteen years later, his friends decide to bully him for it. Follow along with the hosts by downloading a PDF of this chapter! Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    29 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Chapter One: Surrogate Authority

    "The Blackcap milked my response too comfortably." In this chapter, we are introduced to the world of Prodigy and its core trio: Legion, our edgy but idealistic narrator; Tyler, a scarred and sarcastic survivor; and Skye, a girl. Together, they fight to survive in a city controlled by a malevolent army of religious zealots known as the Archetype. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    1h 27m

  3. EPISODE 3

    Chapter Two: The Infinity Helix (Part One)

    "There is something afoot going on." In which Legion stumbles into an Archetype assembly and unnecessarily puts himself in the crosshairs of several hundred enemy hostiles. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    58 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    Chapter Two: The Infinity Helix (Part Two)

    "I decided what to do to satisfy my terror/curiosity blend." On the run from his nemesis Captain Charm, Legion stumbles upon a mysterious structure and unearths a secret that fundamentally changes the genre of this book. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    1h 15m

  5. EPISODE 5

    Chapter Three: Omega

    "Once there was a world... called Earth." The Omega Artificial Intelligence Unit monologues about the origins of the Prodigies, predictably raising more questions than answers. Among them: "What are a bunch of penguins supposed to do with an omnipotent supercomputer?" Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    1 hr

  6. EPISODE 6

    Chapter Four: Fugitives and Refugees (Part One)

    "Skye and Tyler have been the only family I've ever had. They don't share my blood, but they hold my heart." Legion and Nova race across the city towards the Burrow to grab Tyler and Skye before their attempt to evacuate the city. Along the way, they must do battle with a canonically wimpy Archetype named Romney. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    1h 6m

  7. EPISODE 7

    Chapter Four: Fugitives and Refugees (Part Two)

    "The girl was sweet and funny and beautiful and seemed more harmless than a piece of paper in the bottom of a trash can." In which Nova and the gang make a new home at Spore, and a newfound love triangle sizzles. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    1h 22m

  8. EPISODE 8

    Chapter Five: Mourning the Living

    "I jumped up and kicked holes in the plaster walls, hoping that if it could actually feel, it would be in more pain than me." In the aftermath of Tyler's kidnapping by the Archetype, Legion finds an interesting way to grieve. Please feel free to send your feedback, fan art, business inquiries, "you saved my life with your podcast" letters, and hate mail to stayburiedpodcast@gmail.com. We look forward to reading every word, especially if it concerns money. Seriously, though, we'll shill anything. We'll promote cigarettes for a fiver; all you have to do is ask! Subscribe to Stay Buried and follow us on Instagram @stayburied for updates and more.

    42 min
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In 2008, a monumentally misguided child wrote a 252-page fantasy novel by flagrantly ripping off the likes of [redacted until pending lawsuits are settled]. Now, over a decade later, that same boy revisits the dusty book to reckon with his cringeworthy past. Each episode features Newton Holt and his co-hosts reading an otherwise unreadable chapter of ”Rupture,” an odyssey through the mind of an eleven-year-old idiot.

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  • Creator
    Newton Holt
  • Episodes
    67
  • Seasons
    3
  • Rating
    Clean
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