137 episodes

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."
Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.
Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.
For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com

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    • 4.9 • 683 Ratings

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."
Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.
Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.
For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com

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    Special Announcement: Magnus, Recent Network Shows and More

    Special Announcement: Magnus, Recent Network Shows and More

    Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more!
    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUP
    For more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/
    Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity"
    Magnus Music by Sam Jones
    Edited by Alexander J Newall


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    • 4 min
    Announcement: RQ Network Introducing Wave 3

    Announcement: RQ Network Introducing Wave 3

    Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future!
     
    This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and I get the delightful pleasure of introducing them to you!
    Wave three features:
     
    The Hyacinth Disaster
    Malevolent,
    Ostium,
    The Program,
    What Happened In Skinner,
    The Sleep/Wake Cycle,
    WOE.BEGONE
    and Tin Can Audio Presents, a new feed featuring work from Tin Can Audio including The Dungeon Economic Model, Love & Wards, Middle:Below and The Tower
     
    You can listen to the shows, and find out more about all of them on our website!
    Follow us for more updates and special announcements on:
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    A transcript of this update is available here: The Magnus Archives (in Post Season/Series folders)
     

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    • 2 min
    Updates, Upcoming Shows, We're Alive: Descendants

    Updates, Upcoming Shows, We're Alive: Descendants

    Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!
    Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill.
    We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or by visiting www.werealive.com or www.rustyquill.com/were-alive
    Also stay tuned for our upcoming RQ original Productions Chapter and Multiverse, Trice Forgotten and Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later.
    More network shows will be coming soon!
    While you wait you could revisit:
    Cryptids produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Nora Unkel and Gabriel Rosenstein. Written by Alexander V. Thompson
    The Deca Tapes by Lex Noteboom
    How it Ends by Stephanie Resendes and Micah Rodriguez
    I Am In Eskew by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen
    Old Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media written and directed by Steven Shell and Cam Collins
    The Milkman of St. Gaffs by Chris McClure
    The Silt Verses by Jon Ware and Muna Hussen
    The Storage Papers produced by Grinner Media
    The Town Whispers by Cole Weavers
    We’re Alive by produced by Wayland Productions, written and directed by Kc Wayland
    You can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.com
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    • 2 min
    Join us for Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving 2021!

    Join us for Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving 2021!

    It’s back!
    Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we’re raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint.
    Once again we’re trying to raise £20,000 to split between all three charities, but this time there’s a twist. This year we’ve reached out even more games companies ad developers, like Czech Games, CoatSink and Devolver Digital, Grant Howitt and MacGuffin & Co plus a few more, to give us some awesome prizes that you enter to win simply by donating!
    Also, based on your feedback we’ve created a special ticketed backstage space for you to come and mingle with both the cast and crew of Rusty Quill as well as your friends from the chat! All proceeds from the ticket sales go directly to the three charities - take a look at our website for more info.
    So come join in at Twitch.tv/rusty_quill between 5pm GMT on Saturday 4th December and 5pm GMT Sunday 5th December and help us raise money for some amazing charities. See you all there!
    For tickets visit: https://bit.ly/30PYbzj
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    • 1 min
    No Love For Spies

    No Love For Spies

    No Love For Spies
    No one understands Hartro and her world...
    ________
    This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
    ________
    Content warnings:

    Alcohol use & alcoholismKidnappingBullying & insultsSnakes & snake bitesPhysical violence & injury
    Discussions of: poisoning & death.
    Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints.
    SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised suffering, choking.
    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3BXuE3m
    Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.
    Stellar Firma created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    Hartro Piltz/Ro: Jenny Haufek
    David 7/Seven: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman/Rex: Tim Meredith
    'No Love For Spies' written and directed by Jenny Haufek
    'No Love For Spies' music by Katie Seaton, based on an improvisation by Jenny Haufek
    Editing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Nico Vettese
    Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
    Featured SFX by Adam Wayne Gistarb, Susy Christiansen, WilliamJMeyer, joedeshon, Nimlos, rivernile7, JenFarrow, 7h3_lark, Breviceps, steveygos93, PatrickLieberkind and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
    Check out our merchandise, available at RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.
    Join our community:
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    EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com
    Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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    • 13 min
    David's Place

    David's Place

    David's Place
    For Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall.
    _____
    This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.
    _____
    Content warnings:
    FoodAlcohol & alcoholism
    SFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing.
    Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.
    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman and Angry Jim: Tim Meredith
    Announcer: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
    KT the Coin Friend: Katie Seaton
    Written by Ben Meredith
    'David's Place' theme music by Katie Seaton, inspired by the song 'Little Clone Baby' by Tim Meredith
    Editing: Maddy Searle
    Stellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan
    Mastering: Jeffrey Nils Gardner
    Featured SFX by JarredGibb, 3bagbrew, Evil_Ear_Recordings, tim.kahn, 15FPanskaDavid_Matous, babagau, lchapman1980, joeboarder14, Leandri140029, InspectorJ, 15GPanskaZacekSamuel, and previously credited artists via freesound.org.
    Additional music:
    Frogs Legs Rag by Kevin MacLeod,
    Link to track: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5761-frogs-legs-rag
    Link to licence: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.
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    EMAIL:mail@rustyquill.com
    Stellar Firma is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

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    • 9 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
683 Ratings

683 Ratings

IbsinRG ,

Hilarious and Entertaining

Have been listening since the first episode and each one is just as amusing as the next. The odd and quirky humor, along with the segways off the topic of what the characters mean to do are all so amusing.

Jen12345678887654321 ,

Wild times

This show has such sibling vibes. It’s pure chaos and I’m sad that I can’t hear them bicker consistently anymore

cdbdbhs ,

Good listen

Not laughing out loud, but extremely entertaining and overall a good listen. Strongly recommend!

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