195 episodes

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irrelevant charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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    • 4.9 • 5K Ratings

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irrelevant charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

    My Dad Sent Me a D*ck Pic

    My Dad Sent Me a D*ck Pic

    Twall and MB figure out science. They discuss how all sports should do HGH, how Betty Rumble had exquisite feet, and why getting fingered by E.T. would be sensational. Oh also NEW STIFF SOCKS MERCH DROPS JUNE 14!! Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Sheath Underwear for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.sheathunderwear.com/socksThanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off a pair of Raycons at www.buyraycon.com/socks Thanks to LiquidIV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.liquidiv.com with our promo code SOCKS. 

    • 1 hr 8 min
    Peg Leg Pleasure

    Peg Leg Pleasure

    The stiff duo riff on how marriage is a hoax, trench coats are canceled, and the boys rate their dick game. They also try and uncover the worlds deepest darkest secret... who invented the gloryhole. This is science. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and isntant access to the Patreon back catalog (80+ episodes!) for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff

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    • 1 hr 9 min
    Mommy Milker Mondays

    Mommy Milker Mondays

     The scientists figure out how cryptocurrency works, riff on people with  weird hobbies, and hear about a cute ass date Michael went on. Plus  thinking about DaBaby in the shower and some advice for a listener that  had her first threesome. Get the full episode, instant access to all 86 episodes in the Patreon back catalog, plus access to the stiff socks discord and much more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

    • 11 min
    How To Have a Foursome

    How To Have a Foursome

    GOT DAMN the bois are back. They discuss nothing but the pure science of sea turtle banging missionary, Olympic synchronised cumming, and how miss Jetson gotta body! They also discuss... oh yeah... Michael’s foursome is CONFIRMED!! This a science podcast. 

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    • 1 hr 14 min
    Reverb the Coochie

    Reverb the Coochie

     The boys discuss a wild encounter they had with a controversial internet  personality, riff on the issues with slow sex, why ladies should really take the water, and how sneezing is better than cumming. Get the full episode plus instant access to 80+ exclusive Patreon episodes, an invite to the stiff socks discord, exclusive merch offers and more for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

    • 10 min
    Cock Kebobs

    Cock Kebobs

    Twally and MBlau riff on the serious topics of how to lick honey off your balls, how many doughnuts they can fit on their pee pees, and how sea turtles are a hoax. They also discover that Trev is a gay bar 9. Cells. Mitochondria. SCIENCE.

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    • 1 hr 10 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
5K Ratings

5K Ratings

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