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14/11/2024

Cowboy Joe

Riding in from the untamed western regions of The Healing Power of Stomock, Cowboy Joe has an important lesson to learn. Guest starring a poorly imitated Sam Elliott. Cowboy Joe The open plain the great divide the amber grains the cattle drive the mountain snow the endless sky coyotes call as you pass by a dusty trail a steady gait a rattlesnake lies in wait Hey, Cowboy Joe, riding the roan, lonesome and saddlesore. Pull the reins, Cowboy Joe. Make your own way. You don't have to be a metaphor. A silver cape A techno beat Fishbowl stacks Upon your feet Dipping snuff Carrose coupé Not quite straight Not quite gay City or country Alone or with friends Ain't nobody Gonna fence you in
11/11/2022

Homeschool Mom: Sharia Law

Announcing the debut album from Homeschool Mom, a devout group of southern evangelical christian folks who do not judge you. In Sharia Law, they tell of the absolutely real threat which is ever-current, ever-threatening, and ever-totally-real: Sharia Law. It's in that neighborhood. Over there. You know the one. We can't go there.
03/11/2022

Happy Birthday, Ike

He did and he does.
17/10/2022

They're Doin It (Homeschool Mom)

The ultraconservative evangelical band Homeschool Mom's first release revisits a favorite conspiracy theory from a few election cycles ago. I'm sure they still believe this but they've moved on to more fashionable conspiracy theories for the current election cycle.
28/03/2021

Bible Belted

From Gut Work and from our hearts, this song speaks to and from our hearty, healthy upbringing. Swing back, my friends.
20/09/2017

Gut Work

Featuring the deep-gut vocal stylings of Tall Paul.
26/03/2015

M-ma

And here's the song in the original English. Enjoy the slightly-off shaker, the many many layers of slightly off vocals, and the excessive echo that makes it art.
26/03/2015

M-ma and Umlaut

First we had M-ma, a ditty with an unreliable narrator, then we had Umlaut, the same ditty rendered in unreliable German. Here's the latter. It's the song that sees noTHING, Naaaah-THING!

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