Stoner Babble

Stoner Babble
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 Join JJ and Burke as they fire off aggressively opinionated takes on the world while absolutely elevated. No topic is safe from Burke’s gloriously abrasive attitude, and the real game is watching JJ attempt—often unsuccessfully—to finish a single thought before drifting into the void. It’s loud, it’s reckless, it’s probably a bad idea. Find them on Twitter @babblestoner, hit subscribe so you don’t miss new episodes, and leave a review if your brain survives the experience.  Also join the discord: discord.gg/ygv56qM. 

  1. 1D AGO

    Hand Full of Beans

    Send a text **You can find us at: discord.gg/ygv56qM.** Ever hear about Acoustic Kitty, the CIA project that tried to turn felines into field agents? We start there, spiral into tiger “mind control,” and somehow land on a DIY Faraday bed made of mylar, chicken wire, and stubborn hope. It’s equal parts conspiracy comedy and late-night engineering jam session, where protecting your brain from “frequencies” becomes a metaphor for building boundaries in a world that never stops buzzing. We chase the lead paint rabbit hole and ask whether old walls blocked more than color, then map out a weeklong sleep experiment inside a homemade Faraday tent—phones out, minds quiet. Along the way, we test a sketchy story about Chernobyl weed and use it to talk honestly about misinformation, AI-fueled certainty, and the ease of calling yourself an expert online. That’s how our mock “life coach” hustle is born, complete with hugs, high fives, and a fee structure no one should trust. From there, the vibe gets deliciously unhinged: a cheesecake mattress fantasy, hybrid restaurants like Waffle House x Chili’s, and our proudest satire—the bean cart economy. Dollar for a cup, fifty cents for a handful. It’s ridiculous, yes, but it’s also a live experiment in micro-entrepreneurship and social theater, where curiosity is the currency. We ground the chaos with a sharp detour into public health—cockroach allergens and asthma—then kick up to cosmic scale: Earth’s spin, orbital speeds, and whether a “simulation” story feels truer than physics at 2 a.m. We close with a blood moon heads-up and a practical creed: win the day, move your body, lay one new brick. Whether you’re building a foil-lined closet or just choosing a different route to shake the routine, small acts can retune the signal. If this ride made you laugh, think, or plan a bean bike, hit follow, share with a friend who loves weird history and weirder business ideas, and leave a review telling us your favorite hybrid restaurant combo. Support the show

    26 min

  2. FEB 16

    If Twelve Vultures Can Lift A Canoe, I’m Running For Governor

    Send a text Two friends sprint from a Harambe tattoo to building a no-tax ghost town, stopping to argue about deer cults, rainforest ethics, and whether vultures can lift a canoe. We laugh at chaos, question human cruelty, and end with rules for four-way stops and basic hygiene. • nostalgia versus instant access for kids • imagined animal control and deer leadership • do animals commit domestic violence • Olympics hot takes and ethical lines • rainforest discovery versus conservation trade-offs • goat “regenerative rainforestry” and vulture math • big game hunting ethics and Cape buffalo • snack spirals, candy wrappers, and brain rot slang • Florida iguanas and exotic meat jokes • robot slurs, plants, and quicksand memories • no-tax ghost town with a dog police chief • therapy detours and hygiene rules of life • four-way stop etiquette and roundabouts If you guys want to get at us, I put the Discord link in the show notes. You can find us here: discord.gg/ygv56qM . Otherwise, good. Support the show

    41 min

  3. FEB 9

    From Bald Eagles To Witch Potions: A Chaotic Catch-Up

    Send a text We return after a long break with a fast, funny ride through dad life, cabin quiet, absurd hypotheticals, and a search for meaning hidden inside jokes. We argue about birds, ghosts, space photos, witch potions, and small habits that actually stick. • life updates, toddler chaos, and a second baby on the way • cabin routine, “danger in the woods” mood, quiet vs noise • can you cry underwater, words shaping reality • birds vs dinosaurs, respect for raptors, playful logic fights • squid ink pasta, zero flavor, black poop ethics • global impact vs local circles, chain reactions of change • ghost choices, timelines, and secret-base jokes • ship of Theseus thought experiment • Olympic suit controversy, body optimization lines • cult design: silent church, laser hands, tunnel networks • Pokemon cards, adult collectors, mall hideouts • space skepticism, James Webb photos, Voyager awe • robot immortality and apocalypse stipulations • Etsy witch crackdown and black-market potions • gold panning, microchips, prepper daydreams • nostalgia gaming, loops that fade, memory’s warmth • 23-minute daily fitness in 3-minute bursts Support the show

    1h 3m

  4. 09/04/2024

    Stoner Babble Raw: Episode Something

    Send a text Stoner Babble is creating podcasts | Patreon Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stonerbabblez Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF9GDwMhbPx6PCaXo-G_pAQ Website: https://stoner-babble.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BabbleStoner https://ents-merch.com?sca_ref=3731394.cOKQZi7Xmq discord.gg/ygv56qM  Support the show

    49 min

  5. 06/07/2024

    Stoner Babble Presents: 2 hours from ATL

    Send a text Send us a Text Message. Stoner Babble is creating podcasts | Patreon Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stonerbabblez Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF9GDwMhbPx6PCaXo-G_pAQ Website: https://stoner-babble.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BabbleStoner https://ents-merch.com?sca_ref=3731394.cOKQZi7Xmq discord.gg/ygv56qM  Support the show

    40 min

  6. 01/24/2024

    Stoner Babble Raw: Episode 4 (JJ Breaks)

    Send a text Stoner Babble is creating podcasts | Patreon Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stonerbabblez Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF9GDwMhbPx6PCaXo-G_pAQ Website: https://stoner-babble.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BabbleStoner https://ents-merch.com?sca_ref=3731394.cOKQZi7Xmq discord.gg/ygv56qM  Support the show

    20 min

  7. 12/18/2023

    Stoner Babble Raw: Episode 3

    Send a text Stoner Babble is creating podcasts | Patreon Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stonerbabblez Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF9GDwMhbPx6PCaXo-G_pAQ Website: https://stoner-babble.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BabbleStoner https://ents-merch.com?sca_ref=3731394.cOKQZi7Xmq discord.gg/ygv56qM  Support the show

    57 min

  8. 12/04/2023

    Stoner Babble Raw: Episode 2

    Send a text toner Babble is creating podcasts | Patreon Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@stonerbabblez Youtube:  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF9GDwMhbPx6PCaXo-G_pAQ Website: https://stoner-babble.com/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/BabbleStoner https://ents-merch.com?sca_ref=3731394.cOKQZi7Xmq discord.gg/ygv56qM  Support the show

    1h 8m
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 Join JJ and Burke as they fire off aggressively opinionated takes on the world while absolutely elevated. No topic is safe from Burke’s gloriously abrasive attitude, and the real game is watching JJ attempt—often unsuccessfully—to finish a single thought before drifting into the void. It’s loud, it’s reckless, it’s probably a bad idea. Find them on Twitter @babblestoner, hit subscribe so you don’t miss new episodes, and leave a review if your brain survives the experience.  Also join the discord: discord.gg/ygv56qM. 

Information

  • Creator
    Stoner Babble
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    108
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Stoner Babble
  • Show Website
    Stoner Babble