Story Time with David Attenborough

Hello, I am Mr. David Attenborough. I record story reading from my home on Cape Cod with my beloved Saint Bernard, Baldwin. So often I am mistaken for the esteemed Sir David Attenborough, and I must admit, we share a strikingly similar timbre. But, please, do remember that I am just a fictional character; a figment of someone’s overactive imagination; a parody, as it were. I invite you to join me daily, to virtually have a seat beside Baldwin and myself on our ever so cherished porch. Imagine the warm sea breeze, sweet with salt, the gulls soaring above peacefully, and the sun beginning its nightly rendezvous with the horizon. So please, without further ado, sit back, breathe in, and allow me the great honour of carrying on the time-honoured tradition of spoken stories. This is a parody account.