Strahdo Mojado Wet Maynard

CHAPTER ONE: TINOK ET OHR.

The wandering party is met by an unsettled Rosavalda and Thornbolt. Ken gives warm greeting to a flock of innocuous bats. Our heroes introduce themselves and their sometime creepy gothic trinkets. Lisbet inspires with her prolific use of prestidigitation.

"I did it all for the nookie, the nookie. So you can take that cookie..." -Lord von Durst the Lympbyscut, in the Year Nineteen Ninety-of-nines of Our Lord JesuCrist.com.

Will you answer?

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Episodes 2-3: Don't Wake the Baby

Tinok remembers a dumb waiter, drinks? Short rest in a den of wolves. Roll for not needing his light, well snacked! Gustav's library. Dronk writes a song. A hidden cache. Almost a Ravenloft. My most pathetic servant. Conservatory dog collar. Busted heads. A disarming meeting with a corporate suit. Dronk splits his plate. What's a Bezant or two between friends? Lisbet makes things clean! Ken proves that we are not all vampires. Tinok reflects on a shattered past. I told you not to wake the Baby! Buffy may not be effective, but she's determined. Swoosh. Swoosh.

This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

Our heroes encounter Rose and Thorn in the attic. A child's toy reveals a downward descent. A long rest. An even longer rest. Straw beds and footlockers. A narrowly avoided trap. He is the Ancient, he is the Land. A goblin's glove. A small leap for dragonkind. Tinok discovers his destiny.

This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.

We take a break from the story of Strahdo Mojado to go back in time, when our twin Dungeon Masters Anna and Arthur meet up to discuss running Curse of Strahd. Follow along with our DM's as they review the Death House and its macabre characters. Listen in as they setup their diabolical plans for our heroes and judge for yourself whether or not our DMs succeed.

This is your peek behind the Dungeon Master's screen and should benefit DM's new and old. If you name is Buffy, Bluffy, Dronk, Ken, Lisbet or Tinok: DO NOT LISTEN -- THERE BE SPOILERS AHEAD.

This is a Wet Maynard production. Music: "Insomnia" by Gregoire Lourme.

(Masters of the D): Our DMs continue planning for the opening chapter of Strahdo Mojado, and their discussion veers into personal territory as Anna and Arthur recount the role D&D -- and God -- played in their own lives. Anna remembers her relationship with Lorgoth the Decayer. Arthur takes Anna through Strahd's daily routine. Our heroes arrive on the scene.

This is a Wet Maynard production. Music: "Memories" by Grégoire Lourme

CHAPTER 2: MEAT PIES

Tinok has made a choice. Our heroes encounter a pastry cart in the rain. Morgantha peddles meat pies. Two clerics walk into a bar, and discover a plea for help. Bluffy hunts for snarfs and werewolves. Lisbet's misty step takes her far indeed. Another corpse reveals another letter. Ismark the Lesser knows more.

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This is a Wet Maynard production. Additional artwork in cover image by Loran DeSore, kindly used with permission.