STTNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

Dave and Andrew
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Not Another Star Trek Podcast! TNGeez is a Star Trek rewatch starring two nerds with a love of Next Gen Trek who try to look at Trek and have a good laugh. www.tngeez.com for more.

  1. 6D AGO

    ST:TNGeez: 6.3: "Man of the People"

    The USS Enterprise-D encounters two battle cruisers, who quickly turn tail allowing our flagship to rescue a mediator Ves Alkar -- because on this show, above all else, things need to be mediated. Jev, I mean Ves beams aboard with a companion he calls “Mother” who rants at 1`a wonderful Deanna Troi, accusing her of wanting to get her hooks into Ves! Oh Mother! Oh Troi! Mommy dearest takes an unfortunate turn for the worst, and it gets the worst as it can for her -- cause she ends up dead! Dr. Alkar and Troi perform a Lumerian funeral ritual that involves knocking rocks together -- come on Deana. This rock rub leads Deana down an unfortunate, although predictable path - I mean, you know what happens to you girl, right? This shit happens to you all the time -- remember Kevin Oxbridge? Remember that little d******d light that impregnated you? Remember Jev, the mind rapist from last season? Troi goes all agro as she becomes the vessel for Ves Alkars more base emotions -- she’s angry, shes humpy -- she’s not the Diana Troi we all know and Riker isn’t having it! Plus, she’s aging like a mother f****r!  And Will Bev tease out the medical mystery that’s infected our Counselor? Will Riker heal from that nasty Troi scratch? Will Someone ask the production to stop victimizing our favorite ship’s councilor? Find out in “Man of the People” The next exciting episode of ST:TNGEEZ! Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Want some more episode specific Trek, like from this episode? Check it out here in the "Show-Flipping-Notes": Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

    1h 6m

  2. MAR 20

    ST:TNGeez! 6.2: "Realm of Fear

    Does the idea of taking a ride in a transporter freak you out? No? Well it does Lt. Reg Barclay! Watch as he descends into the “Realm of Fear” in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW! The Enterprise D is on another of its classic missions. Are we talking about seeking out new life or discovering strange new worlds? Nah. They're looking for a lost ship, the USS Yosemite, a science vessel that fell out of contact. The Yosemite has the thrilling task of watching plasma stream out from one star to another. An Away Team prepares to beam over to the Yosemite, but, O’Brien warns them that it’ll be a rough ride due to the plasma stream.  Since they’re Starfleet officers aboard the flagship of the Federation, Riker, Bev, Worf, and Geordi are all good with it. Then there’s Lt. Reg Barclay, the ship’s resident neurotic who is scared of transporting under normal circumstances. When he hears there might be turbulence, he loses his shit and runs to talk to Troi about it. She’s able to convince him it’ll all be fine, and he should just chillax, but wouldn’t you know it, there’s a worm in the transport stream! Yes, I said a worm! How gross is that? Even grosser is when it bites Barclay on the arm! Is the worm connected to the missing Yosemite crew? Will Bev be able to figure out why a charred corpse is showing signs of life? Will someone finally make Dwight Shultz a convincing wig? Find out in this exciting new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

    48 min

  3. MAR 6

    STTNGeez! 6.1: "Times Arrow Part 2"

    Waiting all summer to find out where your favorite Trek team disappeared to (unless that team consisted of Lt. Worf)? Well if you weren’t sure, it was Nineteen Century San Francisco-Paramount and things get wacky as Jean Luc, Bevahlee, Riker, Geordi, Data, Guinan adventure it up -- say, who’s running the ship anyway? Oh, right -- Worf. Sad trombone for our favorite Klingon! Seems some energy vampiring aliens are feeding old Earth losers to some kind of energy god, or mother, or I don’t know, don’t try to get me to explain that part of it. Last time we saw our intrepid crew in a cave, following some aliens through a very slowly closing energy rift… wait a minute, I almost forgot, Troi was there too! Troi and the rest of our Enterprise cast, (save Worf), land back in old San Fran and do what we’ve been begging the show to do for five seasons -- an original series adventure! They pretend to be a traveling acting troupe for room and board as they hide out in a hospital to nab the energy sucking aliens -- PANT PANT. Meanwhile, ol Samuel Clemmens is snooping big time and still following our crew to that cave -- no, no, not the cave on PLANET WHATEVER, the cave in San Francisco where they found Data’s head! That cave. They go back there, have an alien encounter where Whoopie gets p’owned and everyone but Picard and Whoopie, (everyone including Mark Twain) gets zapped up into the future, then way UP into the Enterprise! PANT PANT PANT!  This old author goes all Alice Through the Looking Glass as Picard boob-holds Whoopie and tries to figure a way to get out of the 1800’s and back to his Galaxy Class Ship! Will Geordie be able to reassemble his best buddy, Data? Will Riker and Worf blow up some aliens (and maybe their Captain?) Will we finally get to learn why Guinan and Picard are so close? No, no, we don’t learn that, we never learn that.) Find out on this exciting episode of ST: TNGEEZ, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

    1h 7m

  4. FEB 20

    ST:TNGeez! Bonus! "The Wrath of Khan!"

    The USS Reliant under the command of Capt Terrell and First Officer Pavel Chekov is searching for a barren planet to use as a testbed for Genesis, a terraforming device. By sheer coincidence, they end up finding Khan and his followers who are rightly pissed. Ceti Alpha V turned out to be a hellhole, one McGivers could not survive, and now Khan and company are eager to capitalize on the opportunity to escape. Khan sticks creatures in Terrell’s and Chekov’s bodies, and the men hand over Reliant as well as spill the beans on Genesis. Khan sees the opportunity to use this lucky turn of events as a way to get sweet, sweet revenge on his nemesis, Jim Kirk, now an admiral and feeling his age. While on a training cruise with a ship full of cadets, Kirk receives a distress message from his old flame Dr. Carol Marcus who also happens to be the creator of Genesis. He warps to her rescue, unknowingly heading straight into Khan’s trap. Will Kirk be able to best his old foe? Will new officer Lt. Saavik be up for the challenge? Will Kirk and his newfound son David share hair care secrets?  Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

    2h 1m

  5. JAN 30

    ST:TNGeez! 5.27 Best Of/Worst Of Season 5

    Ever wanted to recap season 5 of one of your favorite sci-fi shows starring a bald knight who likes to wear a grey sweater? Well, you've come to the right 'cast! It's the re-watch podcast that's not afraid to go deep, deep, deep season... all the way down to season 5: the season that ended the Worf/Klingon-house saga; Mush-Mouth-ed us the linguistics of "When the walls fell"; asked the question, "How many times will Data blow up before he learns how to count pips?"; introduced the fan-favorite character Ensign Ro in the ironically titled episode: "Ensign Ro"; showed us how Riker could play both pathos and eros! Poor Carmen! Poor butt-headed not-Carmen! POOR RO! Season 5 went non-binary, broke some Klingon backs, genetically engineered some colonists, twinned imaginary friends, delivered us the cutest Klingon, fluted our Captain, and took our Whoopie back to meet Samuel Flipping Clemens! What an adventure! What a season! What a re-watch best of worst of re-watch podcast! It all happens on this episode of ST:TNGEEZ! Not Another Star Trek Podcast, Season 5 Ender's Best of/Worst of Show!  Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

    1h 13m

  6. JAN 16

    ST:TNGeez! 5.26 "Time's Arrow, Part 1"

    The Enterprise D heads back to earth when a routine seismic retrofit of San Francisco uncovers something shocking. It’s Data’s flippin’ head, all severed and covered with dirt! Imagine Data’s surprise since his head is still attached to his body! He and the crew are going to have to get their heads in the game to figure out how it ended up buried there back in the 19th century. Everyone is out of their heads with worry, but they work the case. Picard orders them to Devidia II when Troi hears voices in her head telling her humans are being abducted. When Data is excluded from the Away Team investigating, Picard explains they’re keeping him on board in an attempt to head off fate, but wouldn’t you know it, circumstances lead Data down to the planet. Our stalwart android keeps a cool head, but the rest of the crew lose theirs when he disappears! Before you know it, we see Data in 19th century San Francisco, meeting up with Guinan and going head to head with one Samuel Clemons (aka Mark Twain). Back in the 24th century, Guinan tells Picard he needs to head up the Away Team going after Data, and he does, leading them all straight into a glowing alien portal. There’s trouble ahead on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

    1h 2m

  7. JAN 2

    ST:TNGeez! 5.25 "The Inner Light"

    Ever wanted to see Jean-Luc rock a flute like he was the lead singer in Jethro Tull? Well good news for you then because that’s exactly what happens in “The Inner Light”! It’s an all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about . . . NOW!We’ve spent the last four seasons of Star Trek the Next Generation watching our intrepid crew get there asses zapped and this time it’s John Luc Picard’s turn! Seems the Enterprise is connected with a mysterious satellite or probe or object thingy that sends a ray of blip-blab right into our Captain, knocking his ass out! Picard wakes up on a planet where he’s known as Kamen. Seems Kamen is an every man in the village of Ressik and he has a wife! At first JLP believes he’s a prisoner -- This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife! Same as it ever was, same as it ever was… Oh, sorry. After some exploring, and questioning, and trying to escape he eventually, eventually (after five years) accepts his wife, his new community, and his new self as Kamen, but uh oh, Kaman’s Planet, Kataan is dying and as Jean Luc-Kamen gets older, he has to come to terms with all that this life has to offer including, raising children, the death of his beloved wife, and the knowledge that his grandchild won’t get to live a full life -- Kaman’s doomed and this whole thing is a simulation, man! And in this life, you’re on your own -- and when the elevator tries to break you down, go crazy… Wait, where was I? Will Picard find a way back to his U.S.S. Enterprise -- does he even want to return? Will the Crew of the Enterprise be able to un zap there Captain’s zapped ass? IS this the greatest episode of Trek, ever? Find out on this all new re-watch episode of STTNGeeeeeeeeez! Not another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

    54 min

  8. 12/19/2025

    ST:TNGeez! 5.24 "The Next Phase"

    Just when you thought it was safe to use the Transporter again… In an attempt to help a stranded Romulan ship,  Geordi and Ensign Ro Larin are phased into ghost mode! The rest of the crew grapples with what they think is the deaths of two of our favorite characters. Data plans a funeral for his best friend Geordi while Worf celebrates. Riker laments and may or may not have feelings for Ensign Ro Larin he wants to share. Captain Picard keeps his upper lip stiff while Geordi has to convince Ro they ain’t dead! Once she is convinced, it’s team La Forge and Ro working together, figuring, and even touching each other a couple of times! Just when you think they’ve got it figured — plot twist (try not to sing that part)! There’s a Romulan in the same state of phasery, and he’s conspiring to commit some murder. All the while the Romulans are plotting, and scheming, scheming and plotting (Really, they’re Romulans. This is what they do). But, these pointy-eared bastards are actually scheming to blow up the U.S.S. Enterprise! Will Geordi and Ro be able to outrun their rogue nemesis? Will they be able to communicate from their Phase-State to Data so he can zap their asses back into existence in time to save the Enterprise? All of this exciting adventure on Episode 23, Season Five, of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

    51 min
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Not Another Star Trek Podcast! TNGeez is a Star Trek rewatch starring two nerds with a love of Next Gen Trek who try to look at Trek and have a good laugh. www.tngeez.com for more.

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