SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma

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This is your one stop for everything SubwayTakes! On Tuesdays, we release SubwayTakes Uncut, our on-the-subway talk show where your favorite celebrities share their hottest Takes, uncut. And on Thursdays, we release SubwayTakes Live!, our late night show hosted by Kareem, featuring a rotating panel of hilarious personalities, where we hear Takes from a live audience in New York City. Created by Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo.

  1. 2d ago

    UNCUT | Benny Blanco Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Benny Blanco (Music producer for hit songs by Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, and more, the Friends Keep Secrets podcast with Lil Dicky, and new book F*ck Failure) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on old people having social media, farting in your close relationships, and responding to birthday texts. Benny also talks about: His mom inviting Britney Spears to stay at their house Looking hot on The Orient Express John Mayer's wonderful birthday messages And dressing as Kareem for Halloween Enjoy :) Watch more SubwayTakes Uncut episodes here: Playlist Link Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring artists, comedians, writers, and New Yorkers sharing their real opinions on the subway. Credits: Host - Kareem Rahma Created By - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers - Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers - Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators - Thomas Kasem, Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage - Jake Lazovick Still Photographer - Maria Sakr Editor - Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer - Dean White Sound Editor - Joey Magee Title and Graphics Design - Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music - Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork - Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of - www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks - Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:28 Who is Benny Blanco? 1:11 Why does Benny want to be on SubwayTakes? 1:42 Benny Blanco joins the train 1:45 Take #1: People 65 and older should not be allowed to have social media anymore 2:35 Old people are getting duped on Facebook 4:05 A Subway rider remembers Kareem from an old Frankenstein video 5:20 Benny has cute feet and shows them 5:55 Take #2: Farting in relationships should be completely normalized 7:09 You can't just do a one man fart show 7:35 Women only fart when they're sleeping 8:58 Take #3: Humans should stay down here and not up there 9:45 Benny takes the ocean to Europe 10:52 You need to look hot on The Orient Express 11:35 Collecting necklaces 12:12 Kareem and Benny are going to be each other for Halloween 12:52 This is the best day of Benny's life 13:30 Take #4: You shouldn't have to respond to any birthday texts 15:30 John Mayer gives the best birthday messages 16:20 Take #5: I wish every concert was no more than 15 minutes long 17:45 Benny's mom has requests for the band 18:15 Britney Spears is always welcome at Benny's mom's house 19:57 Takes on takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

  2. Sep 8

    UNCUT | Stavros Halkias Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes! Stavvy also talks about: His legendary run in movies right now Regrowing foreskin Kareem's sky high self esteem And going to Greek Orthodox church mixers Enjoy :) Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring artists, comedians, writers, and New Yorkers sharing their real opinions on the subway. Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Still Photographer: Maria Sakr Editor: Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run 1:02 Stavros is here! 2:43 Stavvy joins the train 2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born 3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin 4:43 Are our heroes cut? 5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes 7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars 8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy 9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job 10:40 What happened to journalism? 11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas 13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies 14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses 15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes 16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to dance 16:50 If you're dancing at the club, you're trying to f*ck 17:32 Stavvy's Greek Orthodox church mixer stories 18:38 Takes on Takes 20:40 Was Colonel Sanders secretly Asian? 22:21 Kareem was trying to be a metrosexual  23:20 Stavvy is offer only 23:35 Stavvy is pushing the stick to the limit 24:20 Being fat wasn't what was holding you back 25:23 Kareem's self esteem is CRAZY 26:42 Take 6: Ocean's 11 is awesome 26:45 Take 7: Ocean's 12 is pretty good too 26:20 Take 8: Ocean's 13 is actually better than Ocean's 12 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UNCUT | Stavros Halkias Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

  3. Sep 1

    UNCUT | Matty Matheson Defends His 4 Most Controversial Takes

    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matty Matheson (The Bear, Cookin Somethin, Just a Dash, It's Suppertime!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on English breakfast, texting, breakfast for dinner, pets, and why all males should get vasectomies from birth. Matty also talks about: -Giving an Emmy speech win for The Bear -His hilarious vasectomy story -How pancakes are not breakfast food -That he isn't allowed to email anymore -And that service animals should not be allowed on planes Enjoy :) Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Created By: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, Maksim Axelrod, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Still Photographer: Maria Sakr Lead Editor: Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:38 How Matty got on The Bear 2:00 Matty Matheson joins the train 3:09 Matt gave the Emmy speech for The Bear 4:22 Take #1 - All biolocial males should get a vasectomy at birth 6:35 Matty's vasectomy story 9:48 Take #2 The only breakfast is a full English breakfast 12:25 Matty and Kareem's daily breakfast 13:25 Pancakes are not breakfast 13:47 Matty goes off on eating biscuits and gravy for breakfast 14:22 Breakfast for dinner debate 15:47 Take #3 No one should text anymore 16:32 Show a meme in real life 17:40 Matty isn't allowed to email executives 18:34 Take #4 People who have pets are not mentally sound 21:10 Service animals shouldn't be allowed on planes 21:55 Humans are so much better than pets 22:40 Matty's COO has a half dead dog 23:43 Takes on Takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UNCUT | Matty Matheson Defends His 4 Most Controversial Takes

  4. Jun 30

    UNCUT | Jennifer Lopez Defends Her 4 Hottest Takes

    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Jennifer Lopez sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her 4 hottest takes on what makes a real New Yorker, why breakups aren't failures, why self-love should be taught in school, why every day deserves red carpet energy, and why life should always feel romantic and sexy. Jennifer also talks about: • why growing up in the Bronx shaped who she is • the real story behind the Versace dress that inspired Google Images • working alongside Jim Carrey on In Living Color • why heartbreak can completely change your life for the better • the biggest lesson she learned from divorce and motherhood • why emotional intelligence matters more than book smarts • how to stop losing yourself in relationships • why confidence comes from doing the work on yourself • her love of New York summers and late-night dinners • and why she thinks Google still owes her a check Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh Cameras: Anthony DiMieri & Tian Sippel & Jake Lazovick Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Photography: Marcus Maddox Mixer: Dale Eisinger Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UNCUT | Jennifer Lopez Defends Her 4 Hottest Takes

  5. May 12

    UNCUT | Colin Jost Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Colin Jost (Saturday Night Live, The Breadwinner, Pop Culture Jeopardy!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 5 hottest takes on bingo cards, airports, New York City pedestrians, celebrity culture, and why Mr. Bean might actually be hot. From why “I didn’t have that on my bingo card” is the dumbest phrase on earth, to why airports should bring back outdoor airplane stairs, to his prediction that Donald Trump could get a third term. Colin also talks about: why NYC pedestrians are more dangerous than drivers the chaos of celebrity interactions on airplanes whether Diddy’s comeback is inevitable why everyone in New York should probably wear helmets the growing coyote population in Manhattan whether celebrities are secretly spies why group chats are psychological warfare the future of Train of Thought with Colin Jost and his pitch for “American Mr. Bean” Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh Cameras: Tian Sippel & Jake Lazovick & Hudson Price Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Photography: Marcus Maddox Mixer: Dale Eisinger Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UNCUT | Colin Jost Defends His 5 Most Controversial Takes

  6. May 5

    UNCUT | Charlize Theron Defends Her 5 Most Controversial Takes

    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Charlize Theron (Monster, Mad Max: Fury Road) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her 5 hottest takes on dating, communication, driving etiquette, social norms, and why fancy restaurants might be scamming you. From why saying “I want to make love to you” is an instant turn-off, to why long emails should be illegal, to how people completely misunderstand the fast lane. Charlize also talks about: why over-talking kills attraction the problem with long, unnecessary emails why changing the rules mid-game is unforgivable how freeway lanes are supposed to work (and why no one follows it) why tiny wine pours are not “fancy” the difference between a real zipper merge and just being an a*****e why FaceTime > texting and the one phrase that instantly gives her the ick Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh Cameras: Thomas Kasem Lim & Tian Sippel & Jake Lazovick Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Photography: Marcus Maddox Mixer: Dale Eisinger Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UNCUT | Charlize Theron Defends Her 5 Most Controversial Takes

  7. Apr 28

    UNCUT | Brittany Broski Defends Her 5 Most Controversial Takes

    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Brittany Broski (Royal Court, The Broski Report) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her 5 hottest takes on AI, immortality, classical music, internet fame, and why the world needs more whimsy. From why AI art misses what makes creativity human, to why living forever might actually be a curse, to how going viral can shape (or derail) a career. Brittany also talks about: * why she refused to be “just a viral moment” * the strategy behind building a long-term internet career * how early internet culture shaped her perspective * why classical music deserves a comeback * whether immortality would actually be miserable * the case against AI-generated art * and her plan to redesign cocktail glasses Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh Cameras: Thomas Kasem Lim & Tian Sippel & Hudson Price Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Photography: Marcus Maddox Mixer: Dale Eisinger Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UNCUT | Brittany Broski Defends Her 5 Most Controversial Takes

  8. Apr 21

    UNCUT | Julian Casablancas Defends His 4 Most Controversial Takes

    In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Julian Casablancas (The Strokes) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on fame, politics, media, creativity, and the future of society. From why success shouldn’t be the goal, to whether left vs. right politics misses the bigger picture, to what’s broken about modern media and technology. Julian also talks about: * why he doesn’t chase popularity * the real divide in modern politics * how corporate media shapes public thinking * creativity, longevity, and staying authentic * whether society is actually improving * modern technology, culture, and misinformation * and a few takes he admits might “end his career” Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Creators and Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Creative Producer and Editor: Tyler Christie Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi & Madyson Hearsh Cameras: Anthony DiMieri & Thomas Kasem Lim & Hudson Price Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Photography: Todd Johnson Mixer: Dale Eisinger Title Sequence and Graphic Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Artwork: Andrew Lawandus & Zack Evans Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UNCUT | Julian Casablancas Defends His 4 Most Controversial Takes
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This is your one stop for everything SubwayTakes! On Tuesdays, we release SubwayTakes Uncut, our on-the-subway talk show where your favorite celebrities share their hottest Takes, uncut. And on Thursdays, we release SubwayTakes Live!, our late night show hosted by Kareem, featuring a rotating panel of hilarious personalities, where we hear Takes from a live audience in New York City. Created by Kareem Rahma and Andrew Kuo.

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  • Creator
    SubwayTakes
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    28
  • Rating
    Explicit
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