Sucktastic Cinema

Steven Webster and Matt Webster
  • 5.0 (7)
  • COMEDY

Even if a film is bad...can we still be endeared by it? Each week, the Webster bros will set out to answer that very question as they riff on movies that tried so bad to be so good.

  1. 03/11/2022

    SC FINALE: The Last Dragon w/Samantha Kennedy

    What more is there to say, other than we adore this movie. A celebration of music, the 80s, kung-fu, and black culture, this movie has got it all! Samantha Kennedy returns to help us send the show off right! It's The Last Dragon, this week, for the final Sucktastic Cinema!

    1h 43m

  2. 02/25/2022

    48: The Cat in the Hat w/Stephanie Little

    This week, it's the penultimate episode of Sucktastic! Two glum children in their neo-50's neighborhood, are in for a wild ride when they're visited by a loud, bombastic, off-the-wall giant Cat! Just when the trio start to cut loose, their new feline friend takes things too far! The antics of two Things, some off color humor, and a mysterious crate are on the brink of completely destroying the children's house! The crate's lock hops off and attaches itself to the family dog, who promptly runs away! The kids and the cat set out to retrieve the dog, all while trying to evade their mother's slobby, two-faced boyfriend. Can the team get the dog, and the lock back before the crate opens and decimates the home forever!? Stephanie Little returns to the show to talk The Cat in the Hat, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!

    55 min

  3. 02/18/2022

    47: Judge Dredd w/Joe Gilbert

    This week on Sucktastic, Slyvester Stallone is the law! Watch the 80's action dynamo take liberties with an established comic character, cram in a bunch of one-liners, and commit his most egregious mistake...employ Rob Schneider. At least we have Diane Lane in the movie; so that's a plus. A film that had so much to work with, yet misunderstood the assingment! Good friend of the show, and co-host of the "From the Point Podcast," Joe Gilbert returns to talk Judge Dredd, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!

    1h 14m

  4. 02/04/2022

    46: The Tuxedo w/Matt Swafford

    This week on Sucktastic, Jackie Chan plays a bumbling taxi cab driver with no confidence. However, after a series of unfortunate events, he finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time. Now he has to pass himself off as suave, super skilled secret agent, and must stop a water tycoon from poisoning competitors reservoirs! But Jackie isn't alone on his mission. Not only is he joined by a pain- in the- butt rookie field agent, but he also is in possession of the ultimate super weapon: a technologically advanced combat tuxedo! Matt Swafford joins us at the table this week to talk the Tuxedo, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!

    1h 2m

  5. 01/28/2022

    45: JCVD January: Double Team

    This week on Sucktastic, for the last edition of this year's Jean-Claude January, we subject ourselves to a mess of a movie! The Mussels from Brussels teams with the Worm, Basketball's bad boy Dennis Rodman, to try and take down a global terrorist. Thier odd couple dynamic works out as well as you'd expect...which is not at all. No amount of poorly delivered one-liners, gun play, or hints at anything remotely engaging can save this train-wreck! It tries to be too stylish for it's own good, and is the epitome of all flash, no substance! It's Double Team, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!

    56 min

  6. 01/21/2022

    44: JCVD January: Universal Soldier: The Return

    This week on Sucktastic, Jean Claude Van Damme returns as Luc Devereaux to try to defeat a rogue Unisol, The U.S. government, and Bill Goldberg. Sounds like a pay-per-view in late 90's WCW. We continue JCVD January with a movie that tries to Crush 'em! It's Universal Soldier: The Return, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!

    56 min

  7. 01/14/2022

    43: JCVD January: Sudden Death

    This week on Sucktastic, it's hot 90's action involving the coolest game on earth! JCVD plays an everyman firefighter, who finds himself in the cross hairs of a magnetic maniac trying to pull off the biggest heist in history! Jean Claude must also race the clock to disarm explosives rigged to blow, and seriously put a damper on the Stanley Cup finals. It's commonly known as a Die Hard knockoff; and if that's the case, it's one of the better ones! We're on the edge of our seats for Sudden Death, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!

    1h 21m

  8. 01/07/2022

    42: JCVD January: Double Impact w/Samantha Kennedy

    This week on Sucktastic, we KICK off a tradition we started on the Radkast, where we devote a whole month's worth of shows to the Muscles from Brussels himself, Jean-Claude Van Damme! For this first offering, JCVD plays twin brothers who never knew the other existed! However, they must work together to avenge the deaths of the parents they never met, and reclaim a birth right they've never known about! Just because! It's double the action, double the excitement, but none of the fun! Samantha Kennedy returns to the show to help us talk Double Impact, this week on Sucktastic Cinema!

    1h 36m
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Even if a film is bad...can we still be endeared by it? Each week, the Webster bros will set out to answer that very question as they riff on movies that tried so bad to be so good.

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  • Creator
    Steven Webster and Matt Webster
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    50
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Sucktastic Cinema
  • Show Website
    Sucktastic Cinema