Table 4 Three

Mister, Nini, Shawn A.

Welcome to the table where you will dine on three unprofessional opinions for the night.  Table For Three is meant to be a light-hearted space that talks about everyday events from the perspective of three regular ass people.  We look to bring humor to our topics...think of us like the comment section on TikTok.  Now, things can get messy at the table as we all know, so come prepared with a bib.  

  1. 3D AGO

    Episode 15: Herro! Welcome to the Christmas Table!

    Send us a text Holiday shopping rarely goes to plan—especially when “get something for the kids” turns into “also, I bought myself sneakers.” We open with the honest math of gifting grown children, the pain of Lego pricing, and why cash plus a clear conscience might be the most adult move of the season. From there, we veer into delightfully absurd and uncomfortably real territory: a one-man dating app that strips away competition, a cliff-pact logic puzzle about trust, and headlines that push every button—rabies via organ donation and a funeral home allegedly giving a grieving father a bag of brains instead of clothing. Beneath the jokes, there’s a throughline: systems either protect people or they don’t. We dig into rare neurological twists like foreign accent syndrome, then draw a sharp contrast between Japan’s fresh, cooked-daily school lunches and America’s processed cafeteria model. The difference isn’t just culture—it’s policy and priorities, with childhood obesity rates to match. If we can design an efficient vending contract, we can design a menu that nourishes growing brains. We also take a hard look at parenting and consequences through a “scared straight” story that ends in tragedy. Intent collides with a system unfit to keep a minor safe, and the result is devastating. That conversation isn’t about blame; it’s about building interventions that work—therapy, mentoring, structured programs—and custody protocols that never put teens in harm’s way. We close with fantasy football highs and heartbreaks, because even in December, the waiver wire giveth and taketh away. Come for the laughs, stay for the questions that linger: What do we owe our kids—money, time, advocacy, or better systems? Press play, then tell us where you stand. If this episode made you think or smile, follow the show, share it with a friend, and drop a review so more people find a seat at the table. With your support Table 4 Three can improve.  We are looking for donations to reach our goal of a thousand dollars.  But let's make this fun!!!  Whenever someone donates $10 or more, they will receive a shoutout on our next episode.  The person who has the highest donation can choose which Table 4 Three member gets a pie to the face...to which will be aired on our first video podcast.  As always, we love and appreciate your support. Support the show Email: tabl3fourthree@gmail.com Facebook: @table.4.three.podcast Instagram: @table4three_podcast

    1h 17m
  2. NOV 26

    Episode 11: Happy Thanksgiving...Mistakes were made

    Send us a text Holiday prep should be simple—who’s cooking, who’s eating, and who’s bringing the meatballs. Instead, our week detours into the wild, the urgent, and the oddly hilarious: a viral assault on a mom and her nine-year-old, a Florida gas-station “rescue” that reads like a custody ambush, and a newsroom apology that says everything about performative remorse and nothing about repair. We share the laughs, but we don’t duck the hard stuff. We open with short workweeks and Thanksgiving energy, then zoom into safety and instincts: why you lock doors at the pump, how to narrate safety to kids, and what to do when your gut starts yelling before your brain does. From there, we talk parenting under pressure—where accountability meets love. One of us lays out a line for his own kids: responsibility isn’t optional, and consequences teach what speeches can’t. We unpack peer pressure, the absence of leadership in teen groups, and how quickly “just following” becomes real harm. Then we turn to the media moment everyone’s seen: a white anchor comparing her Black colleague to an ape, followed by the driest crocodile tears on local TV. We strip the apology down to parts—who it centers, what it avoids, and how companies dodge accountability with soft language and softer consequences. It’s not about piling on; it’s about standards, repair, and how workplaces can do better when the harm is public and plain. To reset the mood, we go full fan mode with an R&B fantasy “Verzuz.” Michael Jackson vs Prince, Mariah vs Beyoncé, Usher vs Chris Brown—catalogs, features, and era dominance all get their moment. It’s a master class in how hits travel, how features stack wins, and why nostalgia still runs the room. We wrap with quick gems, Thanksgiving humor, and NFL picks you’ll argue with all week. If you’re here for smart conversation that moves between culture, safety, music, and messy real life without losing the laugh, pull up a chair. Subscribe, share with a friend who loves a good debate, and drop your dream Verzuz lineup in the comments—we’re reading them. With your support Table 4 Three can improve.  We are looking for donations to reach our goal of a thousand dollars.  But let's make this fun!!!  Whenever someone donates $10 or more, they will receive a shoutout on our next episode.  The person who has the highest donation can choose which Table 4 Three member gets a pie to the face...to which will be aired on our first video podcast.  As always, we love and appreciate your support. Support the show Email: tabl3fourthree@gmail.com Facebook: @table.4.three.podcast Instagram: @table4three_podcast

    1h 6m
  3. NOV 5

    Episode 08: The After Party

    Send us a text The morning after a packed party, we’re sore, punchy, and surprisingly honest about what last night taught us. A first-time DJ set felt electric, but the real story was the cost behind the scenes: heavy speakers, no ramp, and a back that filed a formal complaint. From there we pivot into something you can use today—how to walk into an interview prepared without sounding scripted. We talk about bringing notes the smart way, tailoring examples to the role, asking better questions, and sending a memorable follow-up that shows you were truly listening. Then the headlines land hard. A Texas family survives a drive-by, with the mother alleging her teen son was among the shooters after a fight over dishes. We grapple with the layers beneath the shock—anger, boundaries, and how accountability gets lost long before bullets fly. Next, a pro basketball player in Indonesia faces extreme penalties for THC gummies he says he uses to manage Crohn’s disease. It’s a stark reminder: health and law don’t move at the same speed across borders, and ignorance of local rules can carry life-changing consequences. The internet’s strangest stories keep coming—rumors of assaults in a city park and a truck crash that reportedly released lab monkeys linked to serious diseases. We separate humor from harm, question how we talk about male victims, and ask what responsible communication looks like when public trust is thin. We also tackle layoffs and AI with a grounded lens: how to future-proof your career, document your impact, and build skills that collaborate with technology instead of competing against it. Along the way we debunk tired myths about who uses SNAP, trade the songs that instantly set us off, and confess the classic ways we bail on phone calls. It’s equal parts comedy and clarity—real-life recovery, practical career advice, and a thoughtful take on stories that are easy to sensationalize and hard to sit with. If you laughed, learned, or argued with us in your head, hit follow, share this with a friend, and leave a quick review telling us the one interview tip you swear by. With your support Table 4 Three can improve.  We are looking for donations to reach our goal of a thousand dollars.  But let's make this fun!!!  Whenever someone donates $10 or more, they will receive a shoutout on our next episode.  The person who has the highest donation can choose which Table 4 Three member gets a pie to the face...to which will be aired on our first video podcast.  As always, we love and appreciate your support. Support the show Email: tabl3fourthree@gmail.com Facebook: @table.4.three.podcast Instagram: @table4three_podcast

    1h 37m

Ratings & Reviews

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Welcome to the table where you will dine on three unprofessional opinions for the night.  Table For Three is meant to be a light-hearted space that talks about everyday events from the perspective of three regular ass people.  We look to bring humor to our topics...think of us like the comment section on TikTok.  Now, things can get messy at the table as we all know, so come prepared with a bib.