Table for One

Emma
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Now that Emma has finished university, quit her part-time job, and is out in the great big world with no idea of what she wants to do with her life, she has decided to start a podcast, which can only mean one thing: A one-fifth-life crisis is upon her. Alone at a table, Emma and her never ending stream of consciousness discuss random topics, interesting hot takes, and bizarre analogies. What goes on in the mind of someone who has nothing but time on her hands? Perhaps you’d like to listen and find out.

Episodes

  1. 3D AGO

    6: Imaginary Baloney Sandwiches May Put You to Sleep

    In this episode Emma talks about her outrageous improv class, aphantasia and how it makes no sense, why she loves British people, and the disastrous Canadian census. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

    56 min

  2. MAY 10

    5: I Am Not a Robot

    In this episode, Emma talks about the soul-sucking nature of CAPTCHAs, if life before technology was better, the lore of Cosmic Crisp apples, the greatest heat training method, and if aliens exist. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

    52 min

  3. MAY 3

    4: Michael Jackson is Iconic

    It’s Table for One’s one monthiversary! In this episode, Emma talks about getting bullied by an 82-year-old man, why global warming isn’t real, Michael Jackson, construction projects taking so long, and the social construct of money. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

    46 min

  4. APR 26

    3: Walking 27 Kilometers Is Easier Than Applying for a Job

    In this episode, Emma talks about how crazy and convoluted applying for a job is, the most memorable (and most unhinged) book she’s ever read, her casual 27km walk, learning new botanical vocabulary, and taking her dog to the vet. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

    43 min

  5. APR 19

    2: Adidas Sambas Are Not for the Weak

    In this episode, Emma talks about her painful experience wearing Adidas Sambas, IOS 26, being lonely, the insanity of Toronto’s "spring" weather, and her confusion with bedding terminology. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

    43 min

  6. APR 12

    1: The Great Daylight Savings Debate

    In Table for One's debut episode, Emma talks about her passion of keeping daylight savings, buying jeans for the first time ever, Toxic Gossip Train's lyrics, the deliciousness of New York cheesecake, and her favourite poem. Email: tfonepodcast@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tfonepodcast/?hl=en

    42 min
  • 6 Episodes

About

Now that Emma has finished university, quit her part-time job, and is out in the great big world with no idea of what she wants to do with her life, she has decided to start a podcast, which can only mean one thing: A one-fifth-life crisis is upon her. Alone at a table, Emma and her never ending stream of consciousness discuss random topics, interesting hot takes, and bizarre analogies. What goes on in the mind of someone who has nothing but time on her hands? Perhaps you’d like to listen and find out.

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  • Creator
    Emma
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    6
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Show Website
    Table for One