31 episodes

Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

Take a Crit Take a Crit

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 5 Ratings

Take a Crit is a raunchy D&D 5e comedy podcast. Join our heroes on their comical journey across the magical land of Patherntica. Starring Joey Swanson, Leo Martin, Salem Martin, Mary Jane Hartsog and Austin Petree.

    Episode 30: Wedding Crashers

    Episode 30: Wedding Crashers

    In this episode our heroes face off against an unexpected enemy, gain a new ally, and put together a plan with Johnny and the resistance! Later on they begin their daring assault on the wedding.
    This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

    • 46 min
    Episode 29: The War Machine (feat. Ally)

    Episode 29: The War Machine (feat. Ally)

    In this episode our heroes find help for Sangio, meet up with Johnny and the rest of their allies, and set out to steal a mysterious war machine. Featuring Ally from Notable Nostalgia and Dungeons and Decades!
     
    This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

    • 57 min
    Episode 28: Out of Parm’s Way (Feat. Ally)

    Episode 28: Out of Parm’s Way (Feat. Ally)

    In this episode our heroes escape the Duke's dungeon with a new friend, face off against the portal knight, and reunite with an unexpected ally. Featuring Ally from Notable Nostalgia and Dungeons and Decades!
     
    This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.
     
     

    • 50 min
    Episode 27: Arrested Plot Development

    Episode 27: Arrested Plot Development

    In this episode our heroes have a run-in with the law, briefly speak to their old friend Razbutan, and begin a daring prison break!
    This episode contains violence, profanity, drug and alcohol references, sexual content, and descriptions of gore.

    • 54 min
    Episode 26: Passion of the Chris (Feat. Andy)

    Episode 26: Passion of the Chris (Feat. Andy)

    In this episode our Heroes meet up with Woody Portabello, exchange gifts, and enjoy the Chris-Mas festivities! Later on, the group faces the ultimate challenge, followed by some troubling news. 
    This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

    • 1 hr 12 min
    Episode 25: Don Gone

    Episode 25: Don Gone

    In this episode our heroes escape Goose University, confront the villainous Professor Poplar, and receive a letter from Woody! Later, the Don delivers some upsetting news.
    This episode contains violence, profanity, sexual content, drug references, alcohol references, and descriptions of gore.

    • 41 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
5 Ratings

5 Ratings

heatheregawlik ,

I don’t own an Apple device but

Got on my lovely Gfs phone. (My gf is lovely not the phone) to rate this podcast 5 stars. Every star is worth it this cast makes me laugh so hard. I ran though all the episodes and loved them all. Each one is a wanderlust of laugh filled and story driven hilarity. You all have struck gold.

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