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Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out.  Enjoy! 

  1. 1D AGO

    Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror

    This week's story is a parody of the 1973 horror movie, “Horror Hospital.” Just to let you know, this episode has a passionate sex scene. Scandalous! Enjoy! Content warning for movie spoilers, profanity, horror, violence, gore, and sexual themes. Next week’s story will be "Pickleball! (A Historical Romance)" If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay "Ghosties and Ghoulies" by Geoff Harveyfrom Pixabay "Unchained Melody" backing track by Karaoke Version Sound Effects byfreesound_communityfromPixabay *Worried Wendell is a series, but everything else is short stories. "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    37 min

  2. 12/29/2025

    Discount Ideas #2

    Happy New Year!!! Welcome to Discount Storytime’s end of the year compilation of Discount Ideas. If you follow this show on Bluesky, you may have seen a few of these posted. But here they are, a big clump of them in all their discount glory.  If you want to hear the first set of Discount Ideas, they are here.  As mentioned last week, we are looking for a sponsor and are courting Kohler. So we’ve included a sample commercial. Enjoy and Happy New Year! Content warning for Profanity. Next week's story is "Hokey Pokey Hospital of Horror" based on the 1973 scary movie "Horror Hospital."  Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story? If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay  "Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    14 min

  3. 12/22/2025

    Killer Klothes from Outer Space

    To all our listeners I want to wish happy holidays to you and the ones you love.   This week's story is an homage to an 80's horror classic "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." And had inspiration from the Canadian Horror Comedy "Slaxx."   Additionally, we at Discount Storytime have been looking for a sponsor and, after doing some market research, found that up to 60% of our audience uses indoor plumbing. Therefore, it only makes sense that Kohler sponsors us. So we have added a brief sample commercial to show Kohler what Discount Storytime can do for them.  We also made a print ad. Enjoy! Also, you can also check out these great discussions of "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" and “Slaxx” on my favorite podcast, Werewolf Ambulance.  Content warning for movie spoilers,profanity, horror,violence, gore, and sexual themes. (If you are not in to horror, future stories with less horror and gore are on the way for 2026, we promise.) Next week's episode is an end of the year compilation of Discount Ideas. Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss it!  Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story? If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay  "Brave Circus Clowns" by by Pavel Shilov from Pixabay "All I Want for Christmas is You" by Mariah Carey by Karaoke Version "Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay Sound Effects by freesound_community from "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    31 min

  4. 12/18/2025

    Season 4 - We're Back!!!

    We're Baaack!!!! Long story short, Discount Storytime is home. :-)  If you have downloaded this episode, would you please, please click the "say hi" link below and let me know you received it? And, if you would, please let me know what genres you enjoy so I can tailor future stories for you awesome listeners. Thank you!!! "Bluer" is a parody of the 1996 horror move "Thinner." It's so scary you'll Snurf yourself! (You can also catch a great discussion of this movie at the Werewolf Ambulance podcast here.)   Next week's episode is an homage to an 80's horror classic "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." And had inspiration from the Canadian Horror Comedy "Slaxx."  Enjoy!  This story was read by voice actor Grande. Check out his substack at https://dalpoco.substack.com/! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay  "Mysterious Cinematic Music" by Tunetank from Pixabay Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    34 min

  5. 12/08/2025

    Season 3 Finale - Floppy Hands

    What happens if you lose your hand bones in a card game? Content warning for profanity, horror elements, and body horror. This story was read by voice actor Grande. He can be emailed at grande@dalpoco.net, or check out his substack at https://dalpoco.substack.com/! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay  Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    21 min

  6. 12/01/2025

    Indecent Pitchfork

    A monster, an angry mob, and a proposal. Content warning for sexual themes.   Click here for CHICKEN FRIED HORROR! "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay  "Happy Funk" by Alex Guz from Pixabay Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    28 min

  7. 11/24/2025

    Replay of 'Cranberries and Romance'

    This week is a reply of season one's Thanksgiving Special. Enjoy Our sponsor this week is "Leche Bell Grande."  Enjoy! Content Warning: Horror elements, Profanity Here is the link to our new podcast, Chicken Fried Horror! Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay "Romantic Adventure" by Pavel Bekirov from Pixabay “Funk Upbeat” by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay Turkey Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay taco-bell-bong-sfx sound effect by by James White from Pixabay Sound Effects by Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    23 min

  8. 11/17/2025

    Short Story: Toe Jamalama Fatalis

    Click here for our new podcast - CHICKEN FRIED HORROR! Hear the lost audio journal of a true POS (Pioneer Of Science). Enjoy! (You can also read this story here.) Content warning for profanity, body horror, and horror elements. Check out Chicken Fried Horror here! About Discount Storytime: Love humorous short stories?  Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story? If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!  You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening! (*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series instead of standalone short stories.)  Music: "Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay  "Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by  Kurt Schick" Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay "Click here to say hi!" Support the show Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky Email me here! Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!

    25 min
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Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out.  Enjoy! 

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  • Creator
    CoffeeMcCann
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2026
  • Episodes
    91
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Discount Storytime
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    Discount Storytime