Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

Andrew Schultz and Joseph Huggins
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Cohosts Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are The Emerging Thought Leaders, Humorists, and Raconteurs of Our Time. With An Audience of Listeners Spanning Over 60 Countries, It’s Safe To Say Their Unique and Insightful Commentary On Global Affairs, The Culture, Politics, Business, Science, and Technology Combined With The Chemistry Between The Duo That Comes From Being Lifelong Friends, and The Rare Willingness To Be Vulnerable and Open About Their Own Lives, Has Turned This Show Into A Worldwide Phenomenon. It’s Your Favorite Podcast’s Favorite Podcast.

  1. Episode 228: Gorilla Leads. Insects Decide.

    6d ago

    Episode 228: Gorilla Leads. Insects Decide.

    This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, we tackle the question that could reshape democracy forever: if every animal got one vote, who becomes President of Earth? The answer starts with gorillas, takes a hard left into insect super PACs, and somehow gets even weirder from there. We also debate whether unlimited free gas beats never waiting in line again, figure out which historical figure would become the most dangerous social-media influencer of all time, and game out the economic winners if aliens decided tomorrow was the perfect day to make first contact. In the news, we discuss the nationwide manhunt for a suspect connected to a Kansas City shooting spree as authorities race to locate him before the upcoming FIFA World Cup, break down a Supreme Court ruling involving religious freedom and prison policy, and check in on SpaceX stock after a rocky debut that saw shares dip before bouncing back. As always, there are bad ideas, questionable logic, unsolicited expertise, and a disturbing amount of confidence from two guys who probably shouldn’t be trusted with national policy decisions—human or animal. Grab a drink, cast your vote, and remember: the ants are watching. Music: Smokin’ Like Gandalf - Mr. Goody Two Shoes Manhunt underway for Kansas City shooting spree suspect near FIFA World Cup — FBI offers $25K reward | NYPost Supreme Court rules that prison guards can't be sued for shaving Rastafarian’s head | NPR SpaceX stock dips below $150 debut before rebounding | Yahoo

    1h 13m
  2. Episode 227: The Wealth Gap Got A Blue Check

    Jun 17

    Episode 227: The Wealth Gap Got A Blue Check

    A This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys are back with another important cultural debate: what exactly belongs in the gift shop of the Museum of You? A commemorative hoodie? A shot glass? A scented candle called “Bad Decisions & Good Stories”? From there, things only get more cursed as Andrew and Joseph tackle the impossible anatomy question of whether it’s worse to be 10 years old from the neck up or the neck down. The Therapy Questions spiral into baldness strategy, daily hair-based humiliation, and the ultimate villain career path: would you rather be a drug lord or a cult leader? Somehow, everyone leaves looking suspicious. Then the episode hits the headlines: the Strait of Hormuz possibly reopening while ships wonder if “technically open” means “actually safe,” an Ohio man allegedly plotting an attack around a White House UFC event, hackers leaking Knicks and Madison Square Garden data, and Cursor’s 25-year-old CEO landing in the middle of a massive SpaceX deal. It’s geopolitics, cybercrime, cult leadership, hair loss, oil routes, billion-dollar tech moves, and two idiots trying to figure out what their museum gift shops would sell. New episode out now.

    1h 33m
  3. Episode 226: Fossil Fuel For Nightmares

    Jun 10

    Episode 226: Fossil Fuel For Nightmares

    This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Andrew and Joseph tackle the hard-hitting questions that absolutely nobody asked for but somehow need answers. First, you’re getting dropped into danger: would you rather face dinosaurs in Jurassic Park armed with a shotgun, or survive The Walking Dead with only a sword? Then we debate the ethical implications of having the power to make anyone instantly shit their pants once per month… at the cost of randomly shitting your own pants once a year. Is the trade worth it? Things get even more ridiculous as we determine whether fighting a chimpanzee inside a Costco is preferable to battling a kangaroo in a trampoline park, and whether one night in a haunted hotel is actually worse than spending a night surrounded by toddlers who never sleep. We also break down the latest headlines, including the wild swings in the stock market as AI mania continues to rattle investors, a surprising Texas political twist involving Ken Paxton and James Talarico, efforts to impeach a federal judge over a judicial discipline case, and the latest warnings about the future of Social Security trust funds. As always, questionable logic, unnecessary confidence, and absolutely no professional expertise included. Music featured in this episode: “Sweetness” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes (Jimmy Eat World Cover)

    1h 24m
  4. Episode 224: Blue Razz Slush Fund

    May 20

    Episode 224: Blue Razz Slush Fund

    This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, the boys tackle another round of completely unnecessary life decisions during Therapy Questions, including whether you’d rather own a golden retriever trapped in an alligator body or a cat trapped in horse software. We also debate soulmate compatibility, humanity-changing discoveries, and the ultimate battle of unlimited free stuff. Would discovering aliens be cooler… or would ghosts absolutely wreck your sleep schedule forever? Then we jump into this week’s headlines: 👻 A bizarre and tragic story out of New York after a woman falls into an open maintenance hole. 🗳️ Trump enters the Texas political arena with a major endorsement of Ken Paxton. 💰 New details emerge around Trump’s so-called “slush fund” situation and some unexpected tax-return fine print. 🏛️ And apparently the White House might be getting a ballroom because when history calls… you build bigger ceilings? Plus random tangents, questionable logic, unnecessary confidence, and the kind of conversations that make you wonder how this show somehow exists in over 100 countries. Intro/Outro Music: Mr. Goody Two Shoes Therapy Questions: ​Would you rather have a pet alligator that acts like a golden retriever or a horse that acts like a cat?​Would you rather your soulmate hate your favorite music or your favorite food?​Would you rather discover ghosts are real or aliens are real?​Would you rather get free flights forever or free food forever? Articles: Woman falls to her death into open NYC maintenance hole Trump endorses Ken Paxton in Texas Senate primary runoff Trump’s “slush fund” deal and newly disclosed tax details Trump previews White House ballroom plans New episode. Same bad decisions. 🎙️ Music: Crispy Like A Crouton - Mr. Goody Two Shoes

    1h 33m
  5. Episode 223: The X-Stein Files

    May 14

    Episode 223: The X-Stein Files

    Another week, another episode of chaos, conspiracies, and questions that probably shouldn’t be asked in public. On this episode of Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod, Goody and Huggie debate morality, social anxiety, aliens, AI, and whether humanity is secretly building the world’s biggest server room while pretending everything is normal. This week’s Therapy Questions spiral completely out of control: 🔥 Erasing your own mistakes vs. someone else’s 🔥 Accidentally ruining a stranger’s life vs. disappointing someone you love 🔥 Slow claps in serious situations 🔥 Why Goody might start tasting objects before trusting them The boys also break down: 👽 The Pentagon releasing new UFO files and basically saying “believe whatever you want” 🏗️ “CUD THE BUILDER” and one of the wildest courthouse stories imaginable 🤖 Sam Altman, OpenAI, Elon Musk, and the future of artificial intelligence ⚡ The growing backlash against massive AI data centers ⚽ 2026 World Cup ticket drama, visa bonds, and international fan chaos Intro and Outro Song: “Droppin’ Singles” — Mr. Goody Two Shoes Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod — heard in over 100 countries and somehow still legally allowed to continue.

    1h 34m
  6. Episode 222: Kamikaze Dolphins

    May 7

    Episode 222: Kamikaze Dolphins

    Welcome back to Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod the only podcast where the takes are hot, the logic is questionable, and the Therapy Questions might actually get you canceled at brunch. This week, Goody and Huggie kick things off with a fresh batch of Therapy Questions™ that spiral immediately into chaos: * Turning random objects edible (yes, we regret some of the answers) * A truly cursed “burp vs sneeze” dilemma that might end friendships * The worst possible liquids to be permanently soaked in before work * And a sneaky existential question about sneezing that will mess with your brain longer than it should From there, the boys dive into some wild real-world headlines: * A cruise ship situation straight out of a horror movie with a Hantavirus scare and emergency evacuations * The surprisingly deep (and oddly heated) debate over why some people say “wash” like “warsh,” inspired by NPR * A massive federal drug bust centered around MacArthur Park that sounds like a movie plot * And a breakdown of political maneuvering tied to redistricting battles involving Donald Trump As always, it’s equal parts unhinged, hilarious, and “why did we say that out loud?” 🎧 Tap in, laugh irresponsibly, and don’t forget: if you’re not talking shit… you already know the rest. — Intro/Outro Music: Kinda Crazy — Mr. Goody Two Shoes

    1h 25m
  7. Episode 221: Assassin’s Creed

    Apr 30

    Episode 221: Assassin’s Creed

    This week on Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod 🎙️ We’re back with another chaotic blend of real-world headlines and completely unserious debates that somehow feel way too real. We kick things off with this week’s Therapy Questions™ — the kind that sound harmless until you realize they expose everything about you: * Are you the “you too” at the wrong time person… or the fake wave-back victim? * Would you rather taste everything too much or smell everything too much? (yeah… it gets gross fast) * High standards vs. low expectations — which one actually ruins your life more? * Phantom phone buzz… or missing the one text that matters? Then we dive into the headlines: * A wild financial story involving millions, bankruptcy, and alleged fraud (via AP News) * The internet doing what it does best: turning a timeline of Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini into a full-blown investigation (shoutout Sporting News) * A major shakeup in global oil politics as the UAE makes a bold move (via AP News) * And a shocking incident tied to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner that escalates way beyond what anyone expected Same energy. Same nonsense. Slightly more concern for humanity. Intro + Outro Music: “Out My Body” — Mr. Goody Two Shoes 🎧 If you’re here, you already know… Talk shit. Or get off the pod.

    1h 16m
  8. Episode 220: Antichristmaxxing

    Apr 15

    Episode 220: Antichristmaxxing

    Tonight we dive headfirst into the modern epidemic of emotional vanishing acts… and the slow, painful evolution from “potential lover” to “just bro.” Yeah it’s that kind of episode. The boys break down ghosting, situationships, and the subtle art of being downgraded in real time. Plus, we hit a fresh batch of Therapy Questions that get way too real, way too fast: Intro + Outro Music: “Control//Break” by Mr. Goody Two Shoes Therapy Questions: ​Is getting ghosted worse than getting “bro’d”?​Would you watch your personal “you were the problem” highlight reel?​What’s actually more intimate: tears… or control of the aux?​And should we trust people with zero exes… or run? Then we spiral into some absolutely wild headlines: ​A Florida doctor facing manslaughter after allegedly removing the wrong organ |AP​A growing list of missing and deceased NASA scientists raising serious eyebrows |Yahoo​And Donald Trump refusing to apologize to Pope Leo XIV, because of course he is | AP It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s slightly concerning… and it’s exactly why you listen. 🎧 Tap in, talk shit, or get off the pod.

    1h 23m
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Cohosts Andrew Schultz aka Mr. Goody Two Shoes and Joseph Huggins aka OldManHuggie Are The Emerging Thought Leaders, Humorists, and Raconteurs of Our Time. With An Audience of Listeners Spanning Over 60 Countries, It’s Safe To Say Their Unique and Insightful Commentary On Global Affairs, The Culture, Politics, Business, Science, and Technology Combined With The Chemistry Between The Duo That Comes From Being Lifelong Friends, and The Rare Willingness To Be Vulnerable and Open About Their Own Lives, Has Turned This Show Into A Worldwide Phenomenon. It’s Your Favorite Podcast’s Favorite Podcast.

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  • Creator
    Andrew Schultz and Joseph Huggins
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    225
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Andrew Schultz and Joseph Huggins
  • Show Website
    Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod