Talk Tails pod617 - The Boston Podcast Network

Classic million dollar cocktail
2oz gin
1 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 large egg white
1 tsp grenadine
Put all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and shake vigorously for 30 seconds, strain into a couple glass
Even high-profile planned weddings go haywire! Mix a million dollar cocktail and hear how this over budgeted wedding goes off the tracks and ends up in a ditch! 

Blue balls cocktail:
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/4 oz sweet and sour mix
1/2 oz blue curaçao
1/2 oz Malibu rum
Splash of Sprite
Mix all ingredients in shaper with ice, strain into shooter glass
Mix a drink and hear why this couples’ gag-worthy vows went viral! I think we just became relationship coaches during this episode! 

Good manners cost just as much as bad manners do, no need to ever be a naughty guest!
3/4 oz green chartreuse, chilled in freezer
3/4 oz blanco tequila
Cayenne pepper
Pour chartreuse into sherry glass, top with tequila, sprinkle with cayenne pepper 

Death in the Afternoon:
We are a little salty over returning from vacation so death and dying is the topic today!
1 oz Absinthe
3-4 oz Dry champagne
Pour champagne into a champagne flute, top with quality Absinthe for a cloudy medicinal and addictive cocktail 

The Marry Me cocktail. 
1 ounce Grand Marnier
2 ounces rum 
Serve in old fashioned glass.
The only instructions they're really giving us on this is put all the cocktail ingredients, all of them, all TWO of them, in the right order. Grand Marnier, and then rum. We're pretty sure no one's gonna give one shit what order those are in, but there you go. 
BTW if you're gonna marry us, we're gonna ask for more than that. I mean, top it with some champagne or something. Talk about low standards...

Crazy Ex Boyfriend:
1 oz X-rated fusion liquor
1 oz vanilla vodka
2 oz pineapple juice
Pour in shot glass or over ice
We don’t know how these people keep getting invited to weddings! Many life lessons in this episode!