Talking Paragraphs

Daniel P. Finney
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The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root beer floats. This is Talking Paragraphs 2.0, minus one host but double the esoteric non-sequiturs.

  1. 01/28/2024

    No. 151: RIP Fruit Stripe gum, Taco Bell cereal, and Pizza Hut goes to war

    We're considering retitling the podcast "Random Reminiscing with Mundane Men" or "Rhetorical Paragraphs." If you don't know what we're talking about, don't worry about it. We don't either.

    1h 18m

  2. 01/20/2024

    150: Caitlin Clark cereal can't be found at any price ... Time for Kum&Go has come and gone ... The revolution will need Pepsi

    This week on Talking Paragraphs: Dan can't find Caitlin Clark's cereal anywhere. The time for Kum&Go has come and gone, say new owners. Pepsi cuts off the French. Is World War III soon to follow? Also: 100 great movie quotes from Fandango.

    1h 25m

  3. 01/08/2024

    149: A dad and teacher discuss Perry school shooting; nonsense topics begin at the 38:30 mark

    Old friends Dan and Tyler discuss the recent school shooting at nearby Perry from the perspective of a teacher (Dan) and a dad (Tyler). The usual nonsense topics begin at about the 38:30 mark.

    1h 20m

  4. 12/31/2023

    148: #NewYears2024 resolutions ... Bullets in baby diaper ... Video from space is cat chases laser

    Dan and Tyler discuss their New Year's Resolutions, bullets in a baby's diaper, the massacre of the Pop Tart's Bowl mascot, a video from space of a cat chasing a laser, and other sundry topics in the last episode of Talking Paragraphs for 2023 ... or the first one of 2024 depending on when you listen to it.

    1h 20m

  5. 12/23/2023

    147: Area man escapes fiery wreck … Attack of the killer goldfish … Poinsettias canceled?!

    The old paragraph stacker himself, Daniel Finney, and the world’s most dangerous agribusiness communicator, T-Square, discuss the flaming wreck of T-Squares car, monster-sized goldfish, McDonald’s-themed Crocs, and the potential cancellation of poinsettias.

    1h 19m

  6. 12/11/2023

    146: Remembering Mom 2.0

    Dan talks through the grief of losing Mom 2.0, Joyce Rogers, who died Nov. 27. His longtime pal Tyler Teske is along to help him process.

    1h 16m

  7. 12/10/2023

    145: Don't adujst your vertical hold

    Old friends Dan and Tyler try to make amusing points about current events but get lost in stories about vertical hold and a dumpy restroom in Eagleville, Missouri, visited in 1997 after a Yankees-Royals game.

    1h 22m

  8. 11/13/2023

    144: How Iowa fans could ruin the joys of Caitlin Clark

    Bonus: A lengthy two-part discussion of the taffy candy Airheads.

    1h 21m
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The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root beer floats. This is Talking Paragraphs 2.0, minus one host but double the esoteric non-sequiturs.

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  • Creator
    Daniel P. Finney
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2024
  • Episodes
    151
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Daniel P. Finney
  • Show Website
    Talking Paragraphs