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Teacher Talk You Won’t Find Anywhere Else!

Welcome back to another episode of Teachers Off Duty, the podcast where the classroom meets comedy! I'm KC Mack, joined by the always fantastic Bri and Liz. This week, we're diving into the wild, weird, and wonderfully wacky world of things only teachers say. Trust us, you won't find these phrases in any other job!

As soon as that school bell rings, the adventure begins. But let's face it, our students sometimes seem like they're on a different planet. We've got a treasure trove of classic teacher sayings, from the perplexed "Why is this wet?" to the authoritative "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!" We teachers sure have a way with words.

And let's not forget the infamous "teacher look" - that one glare that can silence a room faster than turning off the lights. We're breaking down how we master our teacher's voice while keeping the class in check (and our sanity intact). Ever had to explain why eating crayons doesn't lead to colorful outcomes? Yep, we've been there too.

So whether you're a teacher, know a teacher, or just love a good laugh, tune in to Teachers Off Duty and join us as we explore the unique, hilarious, and sometimes downright bizarre world of teacher talk. 

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The real story behind teachers' "paid" holiday "breaks".

Myths, facts, and down right lies. Welcome back to Teachers Off Duty! Join us as KC Mack and guest hosts HonestTeacherVibes and Liz Blanc share what we wish non-teachers knew.

First, all-too-common misconception that teachers enjoy a paid summer vacation. We're here to clear the air and bring the facts. 

We're also shedding light on the extra duties teachers often juggle, like covering additional classes. Yes, in some districts, teachers wear multiple hats, and we’re not just talking about those stylish berets.

Let’s not forget the great school supply mystery. Ever wonder why teachers constantly seem to be on a quest for more supplies? We're unraveling this conspiracy, revealing the often overlooked struggles for resources in education - and who are the actual heroes.

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From smelly teaching lounges to animal infestations in the classroom!

Welcome to this week’s laugh-a-minute episode of Teachers Off Duty! KC Mack is back with Bri and we've roped in a special guest to unpack the pandemonium of our beloved school buildings.

Ever had a student turn a routine bathroom break into a rescue mission? We've got stories of bathroom escapades that'll have you double-checking these school bathrooms. 

From the mystery of whether students brave the student bathrooms to the ever-present jingle-jangle of admin keys that sound like the approach of an educational Santa Claus. And who can forget the wildlife? We're not just talking about the students here but also the mice infestation and wasp invasions! 

We'll dive into the culinary catastrophes, like that time a teacher ate the school lunch where they later  lived to regret it, and the aromatic adventures of microwaving last night's fish in the staff room.

Don't even get us started on those fundraising chocolates that taste like they've been aged in a locker since last semester. And let's pour one out for the lack of windows, mysterious disappearing doors, and the ice bag debacle.

So, if you’ve ever found yourself questioning your life choices amidst the wild world of school, join us on Teachers Off Duty. Tune in, laugh, and remember – you're not alone in this wonderfully wacky world of teaching!

It’s time to fill you in on the school front desk magic!

Welcome to another laughter-laced episode of Teachers Off Duty, where the bell never rings on our offbeat adventures in education. Our host KC Mack is joined with Bri and a special guest, as they take us through the secret diary of school secretaries. You thought teachers had tales? Buckle up, because these front-desk dynamos are the true unsung heroes of the hallways.

Brace yourself for a love story with a twist. One audacious student tried to woo a school secretary with a charm offense that deserves its own sitcom episode. We're still debating whether it's romantic or just plain hilarious.

We've got a tale that's truly for the birds – a teacher who's turned into a schoolyard sensation, all thanks to a feathered friend. And if you thought that was wild, get ready for the story of a school secretary turned handclap outlaw. Yes, you heard that right. We're unraveling this bizarre brush with the law that's got more rhythm than a school band.

So, don't be tardy! Tune into Teachers Off Duty for an episode that's part comedy, part mystery, and completely unmissable. It's time to give a standing ovation to the school secretaries – the real MVPs of the educational world. Join us as we uncover the hilarity and heart behind the front desk!

When Trial and error meets the classroom…

Welcome back to another episode of Teachers Off Duty! This week, we're getting real about the differences between textbook classroom management and the reality that hits you when you’re the one in front of the class.

Don’t forget the days of trial by fire that is student teaching –, where you balance the hopes of eager kids against the stern gaze of admin authority. Fast forward a bit, as Gabe reveals his unconventional tactic of tears to maintain order, while KC shares the challenges of taking over a new classroom in the middle of a semester. Let’s not forget Jess, who’ll be diving into the always crucial topic of fostering student relationships before laying down the law.

So, tune in for this new episode to hear Gabe's rendition of a math-themed tune and KC’s catchy ditty about staying squeaky clean right here on the Teachers Off Duty Podcast.

We’re breaking down the world of K-12!

Step into the chaotic yet entertaining world of elementary, middle, and high school education with us on the latest episode of Teachers Off Duty! Your host KC Mack is joined by the ever-charming Gabe Dannenbring and the fabulous Jess Smith as they decode the mysteries of the educational levels.

From perplexing parent involvement dynamics to the absurdities of dress codes and social media, we leave no stone unturned as Gabe kicks things off by sharing his hilarious dream of teaching blackjack and his misadventures in conversing with elementary-level students.

We get real about having those crucial heart-to-heart talks with kids about their futures. Plus, we dissect the contrasting landscapes of parent involvement at elementary, middle, and high school levels. Jess even unveils the intense parental engagement she faced in 3rd grade and emphasizes its continued significance in guiding students toward college.

Join us for this enlightening, laughter-filled episode as we unravel the complexity of elementary, middle, and high school education. You'll gain fresh insights into these unique academic worlds and learn how to navigate them with humor and grace. Tune in!