That Checks Out

Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
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A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!

  1. 3D AGO

    Husker Du Rides and Just Harp Adjacent

    The guys discuss why a prison sentence will never stand between Donna and her “eternity”,when you can have $6 worth of fun with $4 worth of lettuce, and how bringing a $30,000 harp to the beach usually leads to meeting a lifeguard.

    59 min

  2. FEB 2

    A Purple Nurple and Daddy Daughter Pinkeye

    The guys discuss why shark selfies are the #1 cause of lost Peace signs, where is the absolute most ignorant place to stand when determining your boyfriend is faking being a realtor, and how when one door opens it will also be closed by Doug.

    59 min

  3. JAN 26

    Valloween and The Windsor Knot Fortune Teller

    The guys discuss how a secondhand heart doesn’t make you bulletproof, when pink eye from a pastor might just save your life, and why an “agitated” alligator and a pocket full of sauces doesn’t always guarantee free chicken nuggets.

    54 min

  4. JAN 19

    Tom Sellthicc and Billy San

    The guys discuss why it is so crucial to know the passcode to your lady’s lingerie, when “Ted” becoming “Tom” during a space shuttle landing equates to infinite wealth, and how storage fees on a Boeing 737 are actually way more reasonable than you might think.

    1h 10m

  5. JAN 12

    Chicken Sandwich, Shooooooming, and A Dwerk

    The guys discuss how the decision of “soup or salad” will always set the tone for sexy time that night, when getting the mail absolutely becomes your most death defying daily experience, and why having a quality alarm on your kayak can prevent a permanent nap when mountain climbing.

    1h 1m

  6. JAN 5

    Ted’s Burbee and Baked Casseroles

    The guys discuss how a monkey with money is never hungry or horny, when a wedgie eliminates neck pain. and why an exploding nana leads to military dominance.

    1h 7m

  7. 12/29/2025

    Beth Only & “Can I get ten threes?”

    The guys discuss how the best way to determine a man’s wealth is by the direction of his zeros, when 5 stars and a shart guarantee crispy southwest egg rolls, and why you can never pack too much animal genitalia for transcontinental flights.

    44 min

  8. 12/22/2025

    “I accidentally doodied trying to do a science.”

    The guys discuss why sharing a scoop of cottage cheese and half a tomato guarantees you’ll be at every PTA meeting, when kicking over a stroller will save you from being scammed, and how broken buttons are the leading cause of infidelity in Texas.

    44 min
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A podcast for anyone who enjoys a sarcastic and ironic view of everyday life!

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  • Creator
    Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    299
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Damon Puracchio and Ted Willson
  • Show Website
    That Checks Out