That Rules Podcast

One time I was heating up some leftover ziti when my microwave caught fire. Within seconds my whole kitchen was in flames and the smoke began filling my lungs. I tried crawling to the door but it was no use. Just when the fire was about to swallow me like a seagull at a pretzel stand, Matt and John kick down my door. They put out the flames with their Fiji water and good looks. John gives me mouth to mouth. He lingered but I liked it. Matt is still battling the fire and is able to save my leftover ziti. Matt then put a cold towel on my head while John threw me over his shoulder to safety. I’ve been a die hard fan since the day I almost died hard.

Never underestimate the power of self-awareness. These guys are humble enough to know they’re handsome, yet also smart enough to know they’re idiots. It’s a great dichotomy. I wouldn’t listen if this was called “Hot Genuises.” That said, I can listen to these guys chat for minutes if not quarter-hours at a time!!

I am only giving this 5 stars because Johnny is my cousin. (I think I’m the only one still calling him Johnny)

John owes me $50