That Sounds Funny

Keith Heltsley
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Three blind siblings telling it the way we see it.

  1. 1D AGO

    Kamikaze Dolphins, Inebriated Deer, and 21 Valedictorians. (280)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up, and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. The podcast hosts discussed personal updates and military experiences before sharing news stories. News Of the Week Terry shared a story about drunk deer in France, and warning drivers about inebriated wildlife, while Jill shared about firefighters rescuing a 2-year-old boy whose head got stuck between staircase balusters. The conversation included detailed recollections from Keith and Terry about their military boot camp experiences, including regulations about personal items and church services. The hosts also briefly mentioned an upcoming Amazon Audible promotion commercial. Keith discussed a case in Malaysia where a French teen faced charges for licking and posting a video of a vending machine straw, which led to public nuisance and mischief charges. Terry shared a story about Colorado Parks and Recreation removing a 250-pound black bear from a home using tranquilizers. Jill shared news about Jericho High School in New York having 21 valedictorians in their graduating class, with over 300 students total, highlighting the high academic achievement in the area. Keith shared a story about kamikaze dolphins, explaining that while Iran claimed to use mine-carrying dolphins against US warships, the US Navy’s Marine Mammal Program has a long history of using dolphins and sea lions for mine detection and harbor security, though not as weapons. Keith noted that modern drone technology has developed robotic versions of marine animals with cameras for surveillance purposes. The conversation then shifted to Terry, who began discussing a story about an Illinois museum receiving a speeding ticket for a replica Knight Rider car that hadn’t moved in over a decade. Jill’s Trivia Quiz Jill then hosted a John Wayne trivia quiz where participants answered questions about the actor’s films, family members who appeared in his movies, and various details from his career. The quiz covered topics including which actress appeared in the most John Wayne films, which of his sons acted in nine of his movies, and which location he frequently used in his films. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a humorous top 10 list about reasons why Donald Trump’s cell phone has not been released to the market, including issues with alerts, autocorrect, battery life, and GPS functionality. The discussion revealed that Keith had not heard of the Trump phone before and questioned its existence, leading to a brief conversation about other celebrity-branded products. Anchor Topic Keith discussed his experience using AI tools, particularly Gemini AI through Chrome, to generate show notes, titles, and image descriptions for their podcast, sharing specific techniques he found helpful for creating content while blind. Email and Final Thoughts Keith shared humorous emails and voicemails, including jokes and stories sent by listeners. The conversation ended with the hosts sharing funny one-liners and jokes before signing off. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1h 18m

  2. MAY 13

    From Glitters to Guinness Records. (279)

    Terry shared a story about accidentally sending out baseball tickets to church members while his wife was using his phone, and another about receiving whole coffee beans from a food pantry and having to grind them himself. Keith mentioned an upcoming Audible special offering free months of service until July 31st, and briefly touched on Disney’s decision to ban certain consumer products from their parks. News of the Week Terry shared a story about an athletic dog running in an Indianapolis mini marathon that had not been claimed by authorities. Jill then presented a story about a Mexican circus performer, Diana Hermosilla, who set a Guinness World Record by lifting 166 pounds with her hair, surpassing the previous record holder who lifted 122 pounds. The conversation included lighthearted commentary about the hair-lifting technique. Keith shared a baseball story about a Seattle Mariners pitcher who caught a line drive in his jersey, resulting in a “dead play” where the runner was allowed to stay on base. Terry then told a story about a Boston bakery’s mascot, an ice cream cone named Swirly, that had gone missing over the winter and was later found in a dorm room window. Jill talked about bees living in a sewer in Pennsylvania, with plans to relocate them to a bee farm. Keith shared a story about a real radio station called WKRP making a comeback in Cincinnati, using a legal loop involving a non-profit station in North Carolina. The discussion ended with Keith mentioning he was curious if the station would implement the famous “turkey drop” stunt from the fictional TV show WKRP in Cincinnati. Terry shared news about a world record attempt in Miami where 277 dogs participated in a pool party. Jill’s Weird Words The conversation then shifted to playing a word game where participants took turns defining and guessing words like catenation, alpenglow, and fulcrum. Terry’s Top 10 List The group discussed Terry’s humorous Mother’s Day attempts, including a glitter explosion and dandelion flowers. Anchor Topic They then shifted to discussing manual skills for blind individuals, sharing experiences about woodcraft projects at rehabilitation centers. Keith emphasized that blindness doesn’t prevent people from engaging in hobbies and crafts, noting that safety equipment and proper techniques allow blind individuals to work effectively in woodshops. Email and Final Thoughts Keith reviewed voicemails and emails sent to their podcast, sharing humorous stories from listeners. They discussed a story about a repairman who was warned not to talk to the owner’s parrot, only to be found doing exactly that. Another email told a story about a housekeeper who quit to open her own business, teaching the lesson that financial smarts aren’t always taught in college. Keith shared a voicemail about a blonde at a casino who stripped down to roll the dice, and a story about a construction worker who accidentally ended up naked in a doctor’s office while claiming to have shingles. The final word from our AI companion The meeting was a casual podcast recording session where Terry, Keith, and Jill shared jokes and humorous anecdotes. The participants took turns telling jokes covering various topics like food, animals, technology, and everyday situations. At the end of the recording, Keith provided closing remarks, encouraging listeners to share the show with friends and visit their website at thatsoundsfunny.com for more content and to leave feedback. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1h 14m

  3. MAY 7

    Relaxing with Robots. (278)

    Quick recap This was episode 278 of “That Sounds Funny,” a podcast hosted by Keith with guests Jill and Terry. The episode featured news stories including a German YouTuber breaking a world record for solving a Rubik’s Cube in freefall, a Southwest Airlines flight delay caused by a robot with a large lithium battery, and a zoo prank involving a painted donkey. The hosts discussed entertainment topics including movies like “The Housemaid” and shared Star Wars-themed humor for May the 4th. Jill presented an All in the Family trivia segment and Terry shared a top 10 list of funny Star Wars things. The episode concluded with a technology tip about iPhone gesture controls and joke segments before ending with show information and contact details. Summary The hosts shared personal stories including family visits with grandchildren, lottery news about multiple winners, and movie recommendations including “The Housemaid” and discussions about the Harry Potter book series. The conversation also covered experiences with audiobooks and full-cast narrations, with particular focus on the upcoming release of the final Harry Potter book in full-cast edition on Audible. News of the Week Terry discussed a German YouTuber who set a world record for solving a Rubik’s Cube while skydiving, completing it in 23.333 seconds. Jill shared stories about a Southwest Airlines flight delayed due to a robot passenger and a robot beating human players at table tennis. Keith contributed a story about a painted donkey mistaken for an escaped zebra at a zoo in Armenia. Jill concluded by sharing a story about a California cat named Mama who successfully fought off a coyote, allowing her to escape to a tree. Keith discussed a story about people practicing “nature bathing” in Raleigh, North Carolina as a way to escape stress, while Terry shared a story about animal control officers in California who performed CPR on three trapped baby turkeys, successfully reviving one of them. Jill’s Weird Words Jill hosted a trivia session about the TV show All in the Family, testing the group’s knowledge of characters, actors, and plot details from the series. The participants, including Keith and Terry, answered questions about the show’s premise, cast members, and notable episodes, with some requiring guesswork due to limited personal familiarity with the series. The discussion revealed that while the show had significant cultural impact, many of the participants had not watched it regularly and relied on memories of spin-offs like The Jeffersons and Maude to recall some details. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry shared a Star Wars-themed top 10 list, including humorous items like Galaxy Karaoke Night and Wookiee Hair Care Products. Anchor Topic Keith and Jill discussed technology tips, focusing on iPhone navigation techniques, including using the Z-pattern gesture and the undo command as alternatives to the back button when Voiceover is enabled. The conversation concluded with a brief mention of an upcoming email segment. Email and Final Thoughts Keith read an email about famous mothers through the ages. He also followed it by one related to a trip to the state fair. Turning to voicemails, Keith presented several voicemails, including a creative singles ad for a dog and a story about a firefighter saving a family’s mementos during a fire. The final word from our AI companion The group also shared jokes and humorous one-liners, ending with a reminder about their website and how listeners can engage with their content. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1h 15m

  4. APR 30

    Marvelous Tattoos. (277)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up, and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Quick recap This podcast recording captured a casual conversation among Keith, Terry, and Jill discussing various personal and news topics. The participants shared updates about their recent convention experiences. They reviewed several news stories including a Marvel Comics superfan with 63 tattoos, a 69-year-old unicycle rider, and a bizarre story about a septic truck driver dumping waste in a neighbor’s driveway. The conversation also included a Lucille Ball trivia quiz where they tested their knowledge of her career and personal details. Summary Keith, Terry and Jill get started with their what’s new” segment and family stories. The recording began with introductions and a brief mention of watching American Idol and having grandchildren visit over the weekend. The group discussed a recent Michael Jackson biopic, with Keith noting its strong opening weekend and Terry raising questions about the casting of a relative to play the lead role. Keith shared an incident involving a persistent house guest who had been asked to leave but continued to bother Robin by requesting food and access to the home. The group discussed strategies for handling such situations, including blocking phone numbers and establishing clear boundaries. Jill discussed a young girl’s weekend behavior and her aspirations to become a princess. News of the Week Terry then shared news about a Marvel Comics superfan from Britain, Tom Radford, who has 63 Marvel tattoos covering his body. Jill shared a story about a 69-year-old unicycle-riding grandmother who holds a world record. Keith shared about a septic truck driver in Indiana who allegedly dumped waste in a neighbor’s driveway. Jill told about a proposed Ohio state cryptid called the “Frogman” which was revealed to be a hoax involving an iguana without a tail. Terry shared a story about a nature festival in England that had to clarify it was not for nudists, and Keith told a story about a South African politician who snorkeled in a pothole to highlight infrastructure issues. The conversation ended without any specific decisions or action items being discussed. Jill’s Trivia Quiz Jill presented a trivia quiz about Lucille Ball, where participants answered questions about her life and career. Terry’s Top 10 List After the quiz, Terry shared a top 10 list of things to do during tornado warnings, followed by a humorous list of things not to do in a tornado. Anchor Topic The part of the show where we talk about blindness related issues. The group then discussed the recent Illinois Council of the Blind Convention, which was held partly live and partly on Zoom. Keith shared his experience attending the virtual portion, noting both positive aspects of the streamlined webinar format and some challenges with the hand-raising and unmute features in the Zoom app. Terry shared his experience attending the ICB convention in person, noting both benefits like networking and good coffee, as well as challenges including costly accommodations and food issues, including finding plastic in his breakfast. He reported being elected as a delegate to the St. Louis National Convention and discussed potential accessibility considerations for future conventions. The group also briefly discussed transportation options for the upcoming national convention in St. Louis, including the possibility of using self-driving cars. Email and Final Thoughts Keith presented humorous stories from listeners. The first email was about a groom about to be married who received a test from the family. Another was One about a dog named Tank saving a kitten. Voicemails included a typical Irish baby. , and another about a businessman helping an elderly woman with a snow globe at an airport. They also shared various jokes and puns throughout the session. The conversation ended with Keith encouraging listeners to tell others about the show and visit their website for more content. Show notes written by AI, edited is needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1h 25m

  5. APR 23

    Mobile AI Toilet. (276)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up, and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com ## Quick recap This podcast episode featured Keith, Terry, and Jill discussing various topics including personal stories, and news items. The hosts discussed cooking techniques and kitchen safety, and explored adaptive living devices. They covered several unusual news stories including an ice chunk falling from a plane, a prom ride in an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, and a car manufacturer’s patent for a voice-activated toilet. The episode included a segment of “weird words” presented by Jill, followed by Terry’s top 10 list of humorous hypothetical situations. The final segment focused on living skills for blind individuals, including discussions about adaptive footwear and kitchen safety devices. The hosts also read listener emails and voicemails, including stories about a kind homeless man who returned a lost purse and a humorous tale about a wife’s creative way of breaking news to her husband. Summary The hosts discussed various personal topics including Terry’s new blue support hose, Jill’s cooking experiences, and Keith’s lawn care situation. Terry shared his experience with a new digital player. News of the Week Terry shared a story about a chunk of ice falling from an airplane and crashing through a house in Los Angeles. Jill presented a heartwarming story about high school students in Kansas using an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile as their prom transportation. Keith shared an update on a legal case involving a man named Cavallero who had been fighting to get his 30-year-old alligator Albert returned after it was confiscated, but ultimately decided to end the legal battle. The team also discussed stories about elderly pets, including a 15-year-old chicken named Gertie in Maine and a 15-year-old lionhead rabbit named Herbie in the UK. Keith outlined May holiday topics including National Mediterranean Diet Month, National Blood Pressure Month, and National Pet Month. The holidays also included, Military Child Month and National Humor Month. Terry shared two unusual stories: rare bioluminescent fire worms being spotted in California’s Long Beach water, and a Japanese car manufacturer’s patented voice-activated toilet for vehicles. The discussion concluded with Terry mentioning a 1954 Rolls Royce limousine that had a gold-plated toilet, which the new owner converted into a champagne holder. Jill’s Weird Words Jill explained the meanings and origins of various words including “quiz,” “mud lark,” “pinniped,” “sub fuss,” “Roomba,” “flitch,” “kvel,” and “panoply.” The group discussed different interpretations and etymologies of these words, with Keith and Terry contributing guesses and commentary throughout the session. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry then presented a humorous top 10 list of imaginary scenarios that could happen, including a squirrel becoming mayor and a bathroom mirror broadcasting a talk show. Anchor Topic This is the segment we talk about blindness related issues. The group discussed kitchen safety and adaptive living skills. Keith and Terry shared experiences with kitchen safety devices, including blind-friendly ice cube trays and sock butlers. They also discussed challenges with footwear, particularly Terry’s difficulty keeping slippers on his feet, and Keith’s experience with Crocs. Email and Final Thoughts Keith read an email from a listener a story about a homeless man named Michael who returned Alost purse and left a $1 bill inside, highlighting the importance of treating everyone with respect. He also read an email regarding telling the truth while riding in a taxi. We also had some voicemails. One from a creative woman who told her husband about a wrecked car. The other one was about a failed lady’s night out. The final word from our AI companion The group also shared jokes and puns, ending with a reminder about their show’s availability online and an invitation for listeners to provide feedback. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

  6. APR 19

    Retrobots Presents: Outtakes. (275.5)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up, and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Our Retrobots are at it again. After our last show they decided to clean up the mess that Keith left lying around, and torture our listeners with it. Hope you don’t mind, but there’s a special treat at the in an epilogue. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com ## Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    17 min

  7. APR 16

    Naked’s Spammer Inspection. (275)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up, and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com ## Quick recap This podcast episode of “Three Blind Siblings” focused on various news stories and segments shared by Keith, Terry, and Jill. The hosts discussed recent events including an Oregon waterfall being sold on Redfin, an elephant escape at an Albuquerque zoo, and a baby born mid-flight on a Jamaican Airlines plane. Terry shared his “Top 10 Things You Cannot Order Off Amazon” list, which included items like hugs from Jeff Bezos and instant six-pack abs. The group also discussed communication methods for blind individuals, including the use of braille, digital recorders, and various assistive technologies. The episode concluded with Keith reading an email from listener Molly Parker describing her experience with a tech support scammer who claimed to be from Microsoft. Summary The group discussed recent home security improvements, including new smart locks and a security camera installed at Keith’s house. Jill shared a public safety warning about potential tick-check scams, advising listeners not to let strangers into their homes for this purpose. Keith explained various ways to access and control a new smart lock system, including using a key fob, thumbprint, passcode, app, and potential integration with Amazon devices. He discussed the system’s security features, such as one-time codes for guests and the ability to manage access for family members. Terry began with sharing stories about recent mishaps involving coffee creamer and hot tea. News of the Week Terry shared about a mannequin setup with alcohol that was reported to police as a homeless person, which turned out to be an April Fools prank. Jill then shared about a woman who gave birth on a Jamaican Airlines flight landing at JFK Airport. Keith shared a story about Abaca Falls, an iconic Oregon waterfall that was put up for sale on Redfin but was later purchased by the state of Oregon for $2.1 million, ensuring it remains accessible to the public. Terry then discussed an incident at an Albuquerque zoo where an Asian elephant named Alice escaped her enclosure and walked onto a public walkway, leading to a 30-minute delay in the zoo’s opening. Jill concluded by sharing a story about seven baby foxes that fell into a window well in Virginia, which were rescued by the Humane Society with their mother watching nearby. Keith shared some slang words of the week, which included terms like “girl dinner” and “choogy.” Terry shared an animal story about a Brazilian rainbow boa snake named Ronaldo that reproduced asexually and gave birth to 12 babies. Jill’s Trivia Quiz Jill hosted a Brady Bunch trivia quiz, where participants answered questions about characters, storylines, and details from the classic TV show. Terry’s Top 10 List Terry presented a top 10 list of things that cannot be ordered from Amazon, including items like hugs from Jeff Bezos, Wi-Fi passwords, time travel, and instant six-pack abs. The discussion included some humor about Amazon’s capabilities and limitations, with Keith and Jill making additional comments throughout the presentation. Anchor Topic The group discussed various communication methods for people who are blind or have low vision. Keith shared his experiences using digital recorders, phone dictation, and braille, while Jill and Terry discussed their own techniques. They also talked about the challenges and limitations of braille as a communication method. Email and Final Thoughts Keith read in email from Molly Parker describing an encounter with a tech support scammer, which the group found amusing. Keith presented two voicemail readings, starting with a humorous piece about a cow named Gerald from the UK, which he noted was slightly over the 3-minute time limit. He then played a second voicemail from a Kansas state trooper describing an unusual traffic stop involving a driver shaving her leg while driving. The final word from our AI companion The meeting was a casual session where participants shared jokes and humorous anecdotes. Keith, Terry, and Jill took turns telling jokes, ranging from puns to one-liners, with topics spanning various subjects including animals, technology, and everyday situations. The session concluded with information about the podcast, including how to listen to past episodes and contact the hosts. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

    1h 15m

  8. APR 11

    Toilets in Space. (274)

    Sign up for Audible, using our affiliate link! When you sign up for Audible you will be helping out our podcast, and the “Terry goat fund.” Sign up, and get your first month free. After that it becomes $15 every month. You can unsubscribe at any time. Each month you will get one token for an audible book, and some really great prices and discounts on titles that you want to add to your library. Quick recap This was episode 274 of “That Sounds Funny,” a podcast hosted by Keith, Terry, and Jill, where they discussed various news stories and personal updates. The episode began with the hosts sharing personal news including Terry’s recent visit to the VA hospital and Jill’s experience teaching loom knitting at a local coffee shop. The trio then engaged in a detailed trivia quiz about the movie “Old Yeller” before Terry presented a top 10 list of April Fool’s Day pranks featuring fictional products like “Coke Sauce” and “Dude Wipes Butt Mask.” The episode concluded with an anchor topic about orientation and mobility, covering navigation techniques and the use of GPS systems for blind individuals, with the hosts inviting listeners to submit questions about blindness-related topics. Summary Terry discussed his recent visit to the VA hospital for therapy and upcoming changes to his compression garments. The group briefly discussed current events including the rescue of downed pilots and the lunar mission, before transitioning to personal updates including Jill’s experience teaching loom knitting. Jill shared her recent visit to the Post Common in Alton, a repurposed post office now serving as a coffee shop and social space, where she learned about an upcoming crafting event. She also discussed attending Easter services with her family, including her daughter and grandchildren, and mentioned a humorous observation about a church member’s appearance. News of the Week Terry shared wildlife experts’ warnings about the dangers of discarded vape cartridges, noting that squirrels have been observed interacting with them. Jill then discussed an incident where an American Airlines flight was delayed due to a swarm of bees in the engine, which were safely removed and relocated. Keith concluded by sharing that Philadelphia International Airport set a Guinness World Record for the longest line of Philly cheesesteak sandwiches, which were made to celebrate Philly Cheesesteak Day. Terry shared a story about a rattlesnake entering a couple’s bedroom in Texas, which was safely removed by a snake wrangler. Jill then talked about a 44-year-old dove named Sugar from Missouri, which holds a Guinness record for the oldest living dove in captivity. Keith mentioned the theft of 12 tons of Kit Kat chocolate bars from a truck in Europe. The conversation concluded with Terry sharing a story about a green meteor seen in Oregon, which some speculated might have been debris from the Artemis rocket’s toilet problem. Jill’s Trivia Quiz The group engaged in a trivia quiz about the movie “Old Yeller,” discussing various aspects of the film including characters, plot points, and actors. They identified answers through discussion and research, with Chuck Connors being confirmed as the actor who played Vern Sanderson. Terry’s Top 10 List The group discussed various fictional or hypothetical product collaborations, including Cane Sauce Coca-Cola, Dude Wipes Butt Mask, and Puff’s pastry sheet masks. They also talked about a UGG umbrella clip, a chocolate phone case, a Mash Gang Office Keg for non-alcoholic beer, and a potential collaboration between Top Ramen and Butterfingers. The discussion was informal and focused on finding humor in these creative product ideas, with participants sharing their thoughts and questions about each concept. Anchor Topic The group then discussed the upcoming anchor topic about orientation and mobility, with Keith explaining the concepts of mental mapping and physical movement. Keith provided insights on using tools like GPS, guide dogs, and canes for navigation, while Jill’s and Terry’s comment highlighted practical challenges with GPS routing and one-way streets. The discussion concluded with Keith inviting listeners to submit questions about blindness-related topics for future podcast episodes. Email and Final Thoughts Keith shared several listener emails featuring humorous stories. The first email described a scenario where an 18-year-old girl informed her parents about a pregnancy, leading to a visit from the potential father who offered financial support based on the gender and outcome of the pregnancy. The second email told a story about a fast-food worker whose morning was delayed by a police officer blocking the driveway, only to encounter the same officer as a customer later that day, resulting in a public dressing down by the police captain. Keith shared a voicemail about a creative revenge story where a woman, after being dumped by her husband of 37 years, filled the curtain rods in their home with shrimp shells and caviar before leaving, causing a persistent smell that eventually forced the new owners to sell at a significantly reduced price. Keith shared another voicemail about a ski trip story about John and Keith staying in a barn with a widow, which ended with John inheriting her estate. The final word from our AI companion The group then shared various dad jokes and humorous one-liners. At the end, Keith announced that listeners could find more shows on their website www.thatsoundsfunny.com, where they could also subscribe, leave comments, and donate to support the show. Show notes written by AI, edited as needed by Keith. Sponsored by: Retro Radio Podcast. Bringing you family-friendly entertainment through classic, old-time radio. Episodes are posted daily. Keith and his Retrobots share everything in his collection from the days of vintage radio. Adventure, comedy, detective, westerns, and lots in between. If you don’t hear your favorite show, just ask Visit the web page today, https://retro-otr.com

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Three blind siblings telling it the way we see it.

Information

  • Creator
    Keith Heltsley
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    282
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2020
  • Show Website
    That Sounds Funny