A comedic small business podcast at the intersection of coronavirus, chaos, and community. Hosted by Hillary Weiss of HAMYAW, Mike Ganino of The Mike Drop Moment, and Rachael Kay Albers of Awkward Marketing.
The Sexy Side of Social Distancing Episode
*SINCE DR DREW HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOR DENYING CORONAVIRUS, HERE IS OUR TAKE ON LOVE IN THE TIME OF COVID-19*
In this episode of That's Quarantainment, we take on the intimate side of sheltering in place:
when the rules of romance, roommates, and ‘rents get turned on their head, how do we reestablish a new normal?
PLUS! THE RELATIONSHIP RICH REVERIE YOU NEED RN:
WHY LOVE IS BLIND DOESN’T WORK IN THE REAL WORLD
THE META GIFT THAT ONLY RKA CAN SEND
WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A GOOD NEIGHBOR IN 2020
OUR FAVORITE COMMUNITY MOMENTS (AND OUR PICKS FOR WHAT OUR NEIGHBORS WOULD SING OUT THEIR WINDOWS)
THE BEST ANGLE FOR FACETIME PHONE SEX, 3 OLD MARRIED PEOPLE IMAGINE WHAT DATING DURING ‘RONA IS LIKE, AND THE ORIGINS OF THE BROJOB
UNPACKING HILLARY’S BUCOLIC DADDY-ISSUE-FREE FAMILY LIFE
RKA PRACTICES HER “STRIPTEASE” ROUTINE LIVE FOR MIKE AND HILLARY
Plus, join us for our new That's Quarantainment game extravaganza:
WHAT CELEBRITY WOULD BE YOUR SAFER-AT-HOME ROOMMATE, and how Hillary and Mike split the Legend-Teigen household. REIMAGINE THAT JOB, where we recreate our first jobs for the safer-at-home environment TEXTING OUTTA CONTROL BOOMERS, revealing the weirdest text we’ve sent our grown-ass parents One more round of the global favorite, WOULD YOU RATHER!
The How To Be a Coronavirus Thought Leader Episode
In this episode, Hillary Weiss, Mike Ganino, and Rachael Kay Albers take on the Top 10 Coronavirus Marketing Posts and how to step into your own thought leadership during this time. What's a "thought leader"? Who the hell knows! BUT NOW IS YOUR TIME TO BE ONE. Literally A-N-Y-O-N-E can be a coronavirus thought leader, damn the credentials!
The Working From Home In Our Business Mullets Episode
In this episode, Hillary Weiss, Mike Ganino, and Rachael Kay Albers tackle the elephant in the room: working from home. Why isn’t ANYONE talking about this??? JK. Everyone is and nobody asked.
Working from home has gone the way of Facebook. Once an elite place for millennials to gather, now EVERYONE and their mom is jumping on the bandwagon, whether they like it or not. And guess what? OUR MOMS ARE BETTER AT IT THAN US. It’s kind of embarrassing. Do they really need our advice?
Who cares! Let’s entrepreneur-splain it to ‘em, anyway. Join us for work from home advice you definitely didn’t ask for on:
How long it will take you to fully abandon your perfect spiritual morning routine and start chugging coffee and checking Instagram comments instead Fun ways to monetize your kids Why you should invest in a tiny pool or heck — it’s quarantine! — build one on the side of your bungalow The one thing that millionaires do when they wake up in the morning How to style your favorite robe 5 different ways so you can wear it all week! The secret art of the business mullet Plus, play along with Name That Zoom Archetype: Celebrity Edition. Which celeb is always late to Zoom calls? Who can't get their audio to work? Who always has a TV going/baby crying/dinner party happening in the background of their Zoom call? (EVER HEARD OF THE MUTE BUTTON, HOLLYWOOD????)
Tune in to find out.
The Nobody Knows What They're Doing Episode
In this episode, Hillary Weiss, Mike Ganino, and Rachael Kay Albers survey the small business landscape in the age of quarantine and coronavirus. And they tackle the question on everyone's minds, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" followed by, "WHAT DO WE DO NEXT???"
Come for the escapism, stay for the conversation on:
The LinkedIn posts nobody asked for but we keep seeing, anyway What we're 10x-ing during quarantine (and why Isaac Newton can suck it) That one time Oprah almost killed Mike Hipster Quarantine and how to deal if you quarantined BEFORE it was cool Our theories on how Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are spending their time in isolation Celebrity requests and our first game of Quarantine "Would You Rather," featuring Tony Robbins, Gilbert Gottfried, and a disappearing RKA
Trailer: That's Quarantainment
Hey Quarantinis! We are Hillary Weiss of HAMYAW, Mike Ganino of The Mike Drop Moment, and Rachael Kay Albers of Awkward Marketing. And we’re here to give you the heads up about our upcoming 5-episode show That’s Quarantaiment: a comedic small business podcast at the intersection of coronavirus, chaos, and community.
Freaking out about COVID-19? Join the club. The truth is, no one knows what they’re doing right now - but we're here to hopefully help you laugh a lot, live a little, and make this whole experience a little less terrifying together. We’ll be discussing stuff like working from home, marketing messaging and big business, the sexy side of social distancing, and more.
You can subscribe on Stitcher, iTunes, Amazon, and wherever podcasts are found — but just remember to wash your hands after you do it.