That's Right, Bitches

Melissa Haran
  • 4.7 (62)
  • HEALTH & FITNESS

Join Melissa on an existential journey as she mouths off on just about anything that comes to mind - health, food, MLMs, Vanderpump Rules...the possibilities are endless. She's not one to mince words, but she can mince garlic like a motherfucking champ. So if you're into clean living with a dirty mouth, you might like this shit!

  1. 09/16/2020

    (Ep. 18) Laura Beverlin the time of Coronavirus

    Melissa is a BIG fan of Laura Beverlin, but that might not be clear. So this week, she’s doing a thorough examination of the influencer and why we need her in these trying times. But first, Melissa talks about field day and the inefficacy of traditional schooling’s take on physical education.

    2h 6m

  2. 07/31/2020

    (Ep. 17) Miz Zac Efron

    Melissa went on vacation in the COVID era and she lived to tell the tale! Also, Zac Efron has a show on Netflix and it’s nothing you wanted it to be!

    1h 26m

  3. 07/08/2020

    (Ep. 16): We’re Back, Bitches!

    Melissa is getting you ALL caught up on her mental breakdowns over the last couple months, talking about how she’s ugly now, and why she stopped tracking macros!

    59 min

  4. 05/07/2020

    (Ep. 15): It’s Not My Favorite Episode, But It Is My Least Favorite Episode

    Melissa has cracked, and she’s full on stream of consciousness this week. Also, she’s decided to start tracking her macros so god help us all!! Follow on Instagram @cupcakesomg for more!

    1h 14m

  5. 04/30/2020

    (Ep. 14): I Hate Drama - Let me Tell You About Some Drama

    Melissa has a LOT to catch up on with you this week: she watched Too Hot to Handle and has thoughts, she got scammed on Poshmark and lived to tell the tale, and she’s kinda not buying the whole “go easy on yourself during quarantine” mantra. For more of Melissa’s every thought, follow her on Instagram @cupcakesomg. You can also watch this podcast on YouTube - just search for CupcakesOMG!

    1h 43m

  6. 04/15/2020

    (Ep. 13): Living the Quarandream with Special Guest Brittany Egbert

    Melissa is joined this week by her first guest ever, fellow Pure Barre owner Brittany Egbert. This week, Melissa and Brittany discuss staying healthy in these quarantimes, reminisce on the first time they met, and generally cackle at themselves. Brittany is the owner of Pure Barre North Hollywood so if you’re a celebrity (or just want to look like one), make sure to check her out! For more of Melissa, find her on Instagram @cupckaesomg and Brittany @begbert.

    2h 10m

  7. 04/10/2020

    (Ep. 12): Your Fitness Goal Sucks, and Here’s Why

    This week, Melissa’s stupidity truly shines as she stumbles her way through explaining the lymphatic system. And if that weren’t enough, she also gives you some ideas for how to keep the motivation up to stay active in these Qauran-times. For more Melissa, follow her on Instagram @cupcakesomg!

    1 hr

  8. 04/03/2020

    (Ep. 11): Hey All You Cool Cats and Kittens

    Melissa’s been quarantined and frankly, she’s thriving. She’s catching you up on all the random shit in her life at the mome, including her top picks for what to watch on Netflix to forget about whatever global pandemic ails ya! Get more over on Instagram @cupcakesomg

    56 min
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Join Melissa on an existential journey as she mouths off on just about anything that comes to mind - health, food, MLMs, Vanderpump Rules...the possibilities are endless. She's not one to mince words, but she can mince garlic like a motherfucking champ. So if you're into clean living with a dirty mouth, you might like this shit!

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  • Creator
    Melissa Haran
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    19
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Melissa Haran
  • Show Website
    That's Right, Bitches