The ABCs of Bad Movies

Alex and Jeff
  • 5.0 (8)
  • TV & FILM

Join Alex and Jeff as they watch B movies, talk about them, discuss trivia, and inevitably digress in alphabetical order.

  1. 11/20/2023

    2B - Bounty Killer

    Bounty Killer (2013) Director: Henry Saine Starring: Matthew Marsden, Kristanna Loken, Christian Pitre It's the seasonal "Alex and Jeff deep dive into the movie" episode.  Who doesn't love those extra long ones, right?  Alex and Jeff watch a Mad Max "homage."  The boys discuss a potential alternate after the fact.  The Australian accent comes in full force.  Alex does the Jaws monologue.  The boys discuss the legitimacy of the film along with the graphic novel on which it is based.  Jeff slights Alex by mentioning another film that the boys could have watched instead of Bounty Killer.

    2h 12m

  2. 09/30/2023

    2A - After Last Season

    After Last Season (2009) Director: Mark Region Starring: Jason Kulas, Peggy McClellan, Scott Winters Alex kicks off Season 2 by trying to find exactly what it will take to get Jeff to hate him, and he finds success in this choice.  The boys attempt to comprehend the atrocious sets, lighting, acting, music, "CGI", and plots.  This film sure has it all: MRI machines made of paper, paper signs photo-shopped to have words on them,  news articles printed on printer paper, paper taped to ceilings, paper stuck in exterior house siding, wallpaper wrapped around corners, cardboard boxes containing microchips made of paper.  You may be thinking "is there anything besides paper?"  Yes!  We also get mind reading and general psychic ability, CAD programs of a man with a ball for a face holding a cone, future doctors, a serial killer on the loose, and a even a ghost!  Jeff discusses France.

    1h 1m

  3. 07/20/2023

    Season 1 Ranking

    Alex and Jeff rank the movies they've watched this season.  Alex uses his feelings.  Jeff uses numbers.  They hope against hope that they'll agree on at least one movie.  Will they?  Maybe.

    2h 10m

  4. 06/25/2023

    1Z - Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead

    Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2011) Director: Noboru Iguchi Starring: Arisa Nakamura, Maya Sugano, Asana Mamoru Alex and Jeff close out season 1 with another Japanese experience.  This time, it's a little different.  Alex and Jeff do some bad voices and talk about a short film by the director.  Watch your back, and be wary of doctors who offer you pasta.

    1h 26m

  5. 12/14/2022

    1Y - Yakuza Apocalypse

    Yakuza Apocalypse (2015) Director: Takashi Miike Starring: Hayato Ichihara, Riko Narumi, Shô Aoyagi Jeff finds a gem in this action, horror, comedy from Japan.  Vampires! Gangsters! Demons! Ear milk!  They boys certify Yakuza Apocalypse as an ABCult film; check it out!

    1h 41m

  6. 11/30/2022

    1X - X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes

    X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes (1963) Director: Roger Corman Starring: Ray Milland, Diana Van der Vlis, Harold J. Stone Jeff listens to consistent reminders that AIDS didn't exist in 1963.  A doctor joins a circus after throwing a dummy out of a window.  Jeff provides some space program trivia.  Alex discusses a conspiracy theory about Pitbull.  Jeff insists on a bad ending.

    1h 19m

  7. 09/05/2022

    1W - We Are What We Are

    We Are What We Are (2013)  Director: Jim Mickle  Starring: Bill Sage, Ambyr Childers, Julia Garner  Jeff sings several songs.  A horde of guests join as Alex and Jeff wade through the incestuous, cannibalistic bog that is We Are What We Are.  The peanut gallery stay and watch the movie.  Chris, Donny, and some Muppets tag along.

    1h 15m

  8. 08/06/2022

    1V - Vehicle 19

    Vehicle 19 (2013) Director: Mukunda Michael Dewil Starring: Paul Walker, Naima McLean, Gys de Villiers Alex and Jeff have their friend, Luis, on the show.  Jeff does some singing.  Luis does some ASMR.  The boys forget about the movie, and they do some space trivia for a while.  Touchy Larry makes his first (and hopefully last) appearance.  The boys find themselves diametrically opposed.

    1h 15m
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Join Alex and Jeff as they watch B movies, talk about them, discuss trivia, and inevitably digress in alphabetical order.

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  • Creator
    Alex and Jeff
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2023
  • Episodes
    43
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2024 The ABCs of Bad Movies
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