The Almost Experts Podcast

Natasha Myers + Morgan Kalberer

Two girls sharing one brain cell, and their thoughts on anything and everything and nothing. The pod that feels like your fav group chat. Catch us on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts! Business & Partnership inquiries: thealmostexperts@gmail.com

  1. 12/31/2025

    Episode 16: Our unpopular opinions on: Sydney Sweeney, Airport Outfits, Reading & other things people take too seriously

    🎉 Happy New Year’s Eve, besties! Welcome back to The Almost Experts — aka the group chat for women building full lives (and businesses) in real time. In this episode, we’re doing the most chaotic NYE catch-up: talking resolutions we might keep, spiraling over an Oura Ring score like it’s a final exam, dreaming of being “book club women” (but also… when??), and debating whether we’re officially entering our recession blonde era. Also: Renata took her cat out on the town in a clear pink backpack (icon behavior), we’re flirting with the idea of getting a bird, and we revisit the most traumatic household moment of all time: Roomba vs. dog poop. (RIP.) Plus we get into: ✨ a surprisingly incredible movie night (no spoilers, but TRUST) ✨ thirsting responsibly over beautiful actors ✨ TikTok weirdness: engagement “negotiators,” train-wreck accounts you can’t stop watching, and the wildest internet lore ✨ airport outfits, germs, and why athleisure is basically armor ✨ skydiving + parasailing stories that made our palms sweat ✨ wrapping up 2025 with gratitude, a few regrets, and a goal to take a collective chill pill in 2026 GIVEAWAY REMINDER: Make sure you’re subscribed, following us on IG + TikTok, and subscribed on YouTube — then tell us you did it so we can toss your name in the pot! We’re posting the graphic with everything in the basket. Shoutout: Fusion Home Loans — seriously life-changing people. They’ve been working through the holidays and always have someone available to help keep the ball rolling. (We’ve got a closing with them the day this drops — pray for us 😅) Talk to us: What’s one thing you’re leaving in 2025 — and what are you looking forward to in 2026? Follow us: Instagram: @thealmostexperts TikTok: @thealmostexperts YouTube: The Almost Experts #TheAlmostExperts #Podcast #NewYearsEve #GirlTalk #MomLife #BusinessBesties #PopCulture #BookClub #RecessionBlonde #TikTokTalk #WomenInBusiness #BestieEnergy #ComedyPodcast #LifeLately #2026Goals

    1h 8m
  2. 12/17/2025

    Episode 14: Our opinions on: Living on 3%, American Horror Story & Nails

    We are The Almost Experts — and this episode is… exactly what you’d expect from us: unhinged, oddly heartfelt, and somehow productive. We start with technical difficulties (because of course), then immediately pivot into: dead mom jacket lore (with a tissue in the pocket that will never be removed), being sick AGAIN, and our very serious TV take of the week: we do not want to watch ugly people have sex. Respectfully. From there we get into: Who the hottest actors are (14-year-old us vs current us) American Horror Story trauma (pointy… chrome… thing included) Germany travel countdown + nail salon chaos The internet’s obsession with the Jon Hamm trend Bonnie Blue getting arrested (and our complicated feminist thoughts) Taylor Swift surprise-dropping Rep TV like the billionaire menace she is Zach Brown Band at the Sphere doing… demonic underworld visuals?? (Chicken Fried?? hello??) Anxiety mornings, flight turbulence, and saving Xanax for the flights that get weird Why cats are better than dogs (and why Whiskey is basically a soulmate) High-person thoughts without being high (aka: do we all see colors the same?) Being an NPC, time-traveling, and the MC Hammer concert lore we didn’t know we needed Holding your nail tech’s hand by accident (because it’s intimate, okay??) The unsettling “hot Christian TikTok guy” and the fake baby doll moms of the internet And yes… the return of sperm eyebrows + the camo puff vest/tank top combo (pray for us) (Picture of Morgan's Eyebrows on IG Highlights haha) Also: shoutout to Fusion Home Loans — getting deals done, making it happen, and somehow still having a good time while doing it. ✅ Don’t forget to follow, like, subscribe, and enter the giveaway (we’re posting more of what’s in the box so you actually want it 😂).

    1h 5m

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Two girls sharing one brain cell, and their thoughts on anything and everything and nothing. The pod that feels like your fav group chat. Catch us on YouTube and wherever you get your podcasts! Business & Partnership inquiries: thealmostexperts@gmail.com