The Answer’s a Lemon

The Answer’s a Lemon
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The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.

  1. APR 14

    70: Courage in the Fourth Dimension

    Return the slab, said the non-euclidean, Chthonic horror man.   Questions asked: Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart? Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting? Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

    1h 12m

  2. MAR 31

    69: The Nice Episode

    Nice.   Questions asked: Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart? Vegetables have become sentient and are running for Congress. For which platform are you voting? Would you rather have raw spaghetti for arms or cooked spaghetti for arms? @mintpocky If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

    53 min

  3. MAR 17

    68: The Return of Hyper Winter

    Scraggy.   Questions asked: Buck conventions, what's your dumb dream vacation spot? Based on band name alone, what's the worst concert you could attend? (Bonus: What's the best?) Which underrated Pokemon has stolen your heart? If you were in a band, what's the ideal band you want to open for?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

    1h 6m

  4. MAR 3

    67: The Greatest JRPG Ever

    Battle. Pope.   Questions asked: What medieval peasant job would you have? Oh no! You're a JRPG protagonist -- what are your storyline beats? What video game/series do you want to get really good at? What's something you wish your partner/loved one of choice appreciated the same way you do?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

    1h 21m

  5. FEB 17

    66: Peace Jellybeans

    Tell me your stats.   Questions asked: How has it been having your name? It's 2026. What flavor jelly bean do we need more than ever in these trying times? You get to respec your current life build one time. Which two stats are you swapping? You have been blessed to eradicate one non-life-threatening affliction. What is it?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

    1h 12m

  6. FEB 3

    65: Jerky from Heaven

    Are you going to eat jerky?   Questions asked: Who is your favorite mascot-esque video game character? Which song is most nostalgic for you? (ala Erin) $45 drops out of the sky. What are you buying with it? What's your idle animation?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

    1h 6m

  7. JAN 20

    Live from Another Anime Con 2025

    Register for AAC this year: https://anotheranimecon.com/   The lovely folk at Another Anime Con let the Lemons loose on the audience. Hilarity ensues. Thank you to all our guests and attendees. Y'all are the best.   Questions asked: What's the best anime opening? Which Pokemon do you want to be real and be  your (little?) buddy? You get to try one food from an anime. Which? What's something from media/video games that needs to be real right now? What's the worst reality to get isekai'd into?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

    49 min

  8. JAN 6

    64: New Year's Rivalries

    We're making 2026 our year...by punishing each other with love.   Note: Apologies for Evan's clipping audio.   Questions asked: What's your hell city? What's your nutritional supplement scam? What's one of your weird bad habits? You've become a magical girl. What's your color scheme and motif? (Mindy)   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemon TikTok: @theanswerisalemon Facebook: @theanswerisalemon YouTube: @theanswerisalemon BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

    1h 14m
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The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes of The Answer’s a Lemon every other Tuesday.

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  • Creator
    The Answer’s a Lemon
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    71
  • Rating
    Explicit
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