22 episodes
The Answer’s a Lemon The Answer’s a Lemon
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5.0 • 2 Ratings
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The smartest icebreakers from the dumbest dudes. Tired of boring small talk that all plays out the same? Impress your next date/your coworkers during a meeting/strangers in the Starbucks line with questions certain to get attention and some laughs. Featuring the unique, labyrinthine mind of the God of Odd (Mr. Conor Fitz [PsyD]) and the easily excitable, humble host (Evan Ciejka) these two friends show you just how easy it is to strike up a conversation that’s memorable, to say the least. New episodes every other Tuesday.
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Episode 22: Evan's a Gaslighting Shill
We're not even sponsored.
Questions asked:
If you were a Messianic figure, what would be transfigured into you?
What is your favorite mythical creature?
Non-commercially, what would you put on a billboard?
What album/song would you like to listen to for the first time?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock! -
Episode 21: Creamed Spinach and Cataclysmic Crustaceans
It sure is a tour of all time.
Questions asked:
If you were a toy, what are your 3 pull-ring phrases?
You know how some idioms have their meaning changed because people don't use the whole thing or get it wrong? What's your favorite wrong idiom?
What classic movie monster would you want to befriend?
What's a strange flavor combination that actually works?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock! -
Episode 20: Maybe This Was a Bad Question
It sure is a tour of all time.
Questions asked:
You're a fighting game character. What are the names of your special moves?
You can be a tour guide of any place, real or fantastical. Where are you?
How many flower petals are too many?
Like James Bonds's License to Kill. What's your License to (blank)?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock! -
Episode 19: I Wanna Talk about Furries
Look me dead in the eye and tell me "Rainbow Disco Glitter Party Bat" isn't entirely rad.
Questions asked:
What's your fursona?
You work at the zoo. What animals do you take care of?
You're a mob in an RPG. What loot are you dropping?
What's your least favorite office jargon?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock! -
Episode 18: Fetish Hentai with Clothes
Evan's back was getting to him in this one.
Questions asked:
TBU
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock! -
Episode 17: The Food Fight
Good God, the boys were hungry in this one.
Questions asked:
What kind of "I know a guy" guy do you want to be?
What fast food dealio do you want to make a comeback?
Which food mascot would win in a battle royale against the other brand personae?
Gordon Ramsey kicks your door in and demands a meal. How are you appeasing him?
Send us your weird questions:
lemonanswers@gmail.com
Chill with us on social:
Instagram: @theanswerisalemon
TikTok: @theanswerisalemon
Facebook: @theanswerisalemon
YouTube: @theanswerisalemon
BlueSky: @theanswerisalemon
Website:
theanswerisalemon.com
Artwork by @Melindaington
Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!