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Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.

  1. 3 DAYS AGO

    # 655 - Ben Schwartz Teaches Me How to Text

    I sit down with actor and the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog, Ben Schwartz. We talk about intrusive thoughts, guilt, Improv, our favorite music, and Ben teaches me how to text my friends back.       Go to Ben’s website for all tour dates: https://www.rejectedjokes.com  Follow Ben YT: https://www.youtube.com/@rejectedjokes IG: https://www.instagram.com/rejectedjokes  --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Ship Skis (Ship & Play) - Go to https://Shipskis.com and use the code BERTCAST to get 20% off your first shipment and save yourself the hassle this ski season. ZBiotics - Go to https://www.zbiotics.com/bertcast to learn more and get 15% off your first order when you use BERTCAST at checkout.  Pretty Litter - Go to https://PrettyLitter.com/bertcast for 20% off your first order & get a free cat toy. BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/bert  Manscaped - Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BERT at https://manscaped.com BlueChew - Get your first month free at https://bluechew.com with promo code BERTCAST. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 18m
  2. 4 DAYS AGO

    Something’s Burning: Tattoos and Tour Bus Births with Brantley Gilbert and John Crist

    Musician Brantley Gilbert and comedian John Crist swing by my Nashville kitchen for a star-studded menu. I make them Matthew McConnaughey’s tuna salad, Snoop Dogg’s fried bologna, and Matty Matheson’s tomato soup while we talk being California-sober and group vasectomies. Brantley also relives his viral moment – when his wife gave birth to their child DURING his show. KITCHEN PROVIDED BY: https://beautyonbeech.com Follow Brantley Gilbert: https://www.instagram.com/brantleygilbert Follow John Crist: https://www.instagram.com/johnbcrist This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Visit https://dollarshaveclub.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING for 20% off $20 or more. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer CELEBRITY SOUP AND SANDWICHES Tuna Fish Melt Ingredients: * ½ cup mayo * 2 tsp white wine vinegar * 1 tbs lemon juice * 2 tsp wasabi paste * Touch of agave * Touch of Italian dressing * 3 tbs finely chopped red onion * 3 tbs finely chopped Gherkin dill pickles * 1/3 cup crispy jalapeno chips * ¼ cup chopped apple * ½ cup corn * ½ cup frozen peas * 10 ounces tuna * White bread * American cheese Steps: 1. Mix all ingredients well (not including bread and cheese) 2. Add tuna mixture and American cheese to bread and toast on griddle. Bologna Sandwich Ingredients: * White bread * Beef bologna * Deluxe American cheese * Yellow mustard * Barbeque chips Steps: 1. Make slits in bologna and cook on skillet 3-4 minutes each side. Once you’re cooking the second side, add BBQ chips and a slice of cheese on top, cooking until melted. 2. Spread mustard onto bread slices then add bologna, cheese and BBQ chip combination and add back to griddle to toast bread. Deviled Eggs Ingredients: * 12 eggs * 1/3 cup mayonnaise * 2 tbs pickle relish * 1 ½ tsp Dijon mustard * Salt * Pepper * Paprika Steps: 1. Add eggs to boiling water and cook for 10 minutes. Peel eggs and remove the cooked yolk. Mash egg yolks in bowl and set to the side. 2. Add egg yolks, mayonnaise, pickle relish and mustard mixing well. 3. Add mixture to plastic baggie and pipe into egg whites. Top with salt, pepper, and paprika. Matty Matheson’s Tomato Soup Ingredients: * 12 hothouse tomatoes * 1 red onion * 3 jalapenos * 3 garlic cloves * ½ cup EVOO * Salt and pepper * 2 cups tomato puree * 6 cups vegetable stock * Heavy cream * Parmesan * Croutons Steps: 1. Preheat oven to broil. Broil tomatoes, red onion, jalapenos, garlic, olive oil with salt and pepper to taste. 2. Transfer charred veggies into Dutch oven, adding tomato puree and vegetable stock. Bring this to a rolling boil then lower the heat to low, and cook for 30 minutes covered. 3. Puree the entire soup, top with parmesan and croutons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 4m
  3. DEC 11

    # 654 - Trinidad James is All Gold

    I sit down with rapper Trinidad James to talk about his unique breakout, why I love his music, reflection sundays, shoe culture, being in a coma at 9, and much more!          Check out his website here: https://hommewrk.com  Follow Trinidad YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC13CZoXcUSq5Xb9HPJdQ8Zg IG: https://www.instagram.com/trinidadjamesgg  --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Skylight Frames - Get $20 off a Skylight Frame at https://SkylightFrame.com/bert   True Classic - Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at https://www.trueclassic.com/bertcast #trueclassicpod Tile - Visit https://tile.com today and use code BERTCAST to get 15% off. True Nutrition - Take the guesswork out of nutrition with @True Nutrition and get 15% off with code BERTCAST at https://truenutrition.com/BERTCAST! #truenutritionpod --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 26m
  4. DEC 10

    Something’s Burning: To Drink Or Not To Drink with Steve Furey and Craig Conant

    Comedians Steve Furey and Craig Conant stop by the kitchen for “fish in a bag,” dirty rice, and a deep dive into the world of touring, drinking, ayahuasca, the “yips” and what put Craig on the wagon. Bet you’re not thinking it’s cops on horses. But it is. Follow Steve Furey: https://www.instagram.com/scubastevefurey Follow Craig Conant: https://www.instagram.com/craigpconant This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://talkspace.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://uncommongoods.com/burning This episode is brought to you by Raycon. Go to https://buyraycon.com/burning TODAY to get UP TO TWENTY-FIVE percent off, sitewide! This episode is brought to you by MasterClass. MasterClass always has great offers during the holidays, sometimes up to as much as 50% off. Head over to https://masterclass.com/BURNING for the current offer. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Fish in a Bag and Dirty Rice Fish in a Bag Ingredients: * Olive Oil * 4 swordfish filets * Onions * Cherry tomatoes * Yellow, red and orange bell peppers * Red onion * Capers * Salt * Pepper * 4 tsp minced garlic * 2/3 cup chopped basil * Creole seasoning Steps: 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees. Fold parchment paper into envelope. Sprinkle each filet with creole seasoning and place into bottom half of parchment envelope. 2. Finely slice peppers and onions. Cut cherry tomatoes in half. 3. Top each envelope with onion, tomatoes, peppers, capers, salt, garlic, basil, and sprinkle olive oil. Close the bag, flip over onto a baking sheet and bake for 20 minutes. Dirty Rice Ingredients: * 3 tbs vegetable oil * 1 pound chicken livers * ½ pound chicken sausage * 1 cup chopped yellow onion * ¾ cup chopped green bell pepper * ¼ cup chopped celery * 2 tsp minced garlic * 1 tbsp creole seasoning * 1 tsp salt * 1 tsp black pepper * 2 cups chicken stock * 2 bay leaves * 5 cups cooked rice * ¼ cup minced parsley Steps: 1. Cook rice. 2. Sauté chicken livers and sausage in oil. Once meat is brown, add onions, bell peppers, celery, garlic, creole seasoning, salt and pepper. 3. Add stock and bay leaves, bringing to a boil. Once boiling, lower heat to simmer and cook for 5 minutes. Add cooked rice and stir thoroughly. Remove bay leaves and add parsley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1 hr
  5. DEC 4

    # 653 - Fortune Feimster Has No Enemies

    I sit down with comedian Fortune Feimster. We talk about going to Octoberfest with Arnold, traveling with Sandler, Zach Bryan & Brianna Chickenfry, rejections, her new special, and much more!          Check out her new Netflix special “Crushing It” now!  Follow Fortune YT: https://www.youtube.com/funnyfortune  IG: https://www.instagram.com/fortunefeimster --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Helix - 27% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase https://helixsleep.com/Bert Skylight Frames - Get $20 off a Skylight Frame at https://SkylightFrame.com/bert   Fabric - Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Apply today in just minutes at https://meetfabric.com/BERTCAST.  BetterHelp - Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/bert  BlueChew - Get your first month free at https://bluechew.com with promo code BERTCAST. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 31m
  6. DEC 3

    Something’s Burning: Congrats on the Second Seasons, Omar Dorsey and Tone Bell!

    A HUGE congratulations to Omar Dorsey and Tone Bell, who both received second seasons for their shows Bookies and Survival of the Thickest, respectively. And to show them how proud I am, I’m making Toad in a Hole and mustard greens. We talk about the business, African geography, the worst thing we’ve ever said when breaking up, and we do a deep dive in the whole Kendrick, Drake, J Cole situation. Follow Omar Dorsey: https://www.instagram.com/omarjdorsey Follow Tone Bell: https://www.instagram.com/tonebell This episode is brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Visit https://dollarshaveclub.com/BURNING and use promo code BURNING for 20% off $20 or more. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Shirts vs. Skins with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil during THE BIG GAME WEEKEND in New Orleans February 8 https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischer-shirts-vs-skins-with-new-orleans-louisiana-02-08-2025/event/1B00615EF5BB59D3 Double Down Las Vegas March 21 and 22 https://www.axs.com/series/25430/bert-kreischer-artist For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer TOAD IN THE HOLE AND MUSTARD GREENS Toad in the Hole Ingredients: * Sunflower Oil * 4 large sausages * 4 sprigs of fresh rosemary * 1 large red onion, peeled and sliced * 2 garlic cloves, sliced fine * Butter * 6 TBS balsamic vinegar * 1 TBS vegetable stock * 1 ¼ cups milk * 1 cup flour * Salt * 3 eggs Steps: 1. Mix milk, flour, salt, and eggs together to make batter 2. Put ¼ inch of sunflower oil into baking pan and place in oven at 475 degrees. Once oil is hot, put sausages in the oiled pan, cooking until slightly golden. 3. Pour the batter over the sausages, throwing in rosemary sprigs, and placing the pan back into the oven, cooking for about 20 minutes until golden and crisp. 4. Fry onions and garlic in butter. Then add balsamic vinegar to cook down. Add vegetable stock and simmer. Mustard Greens Ingredients: * ½ cup thinly sliced sweet onion * 1 TBS EVOO * 2 Cloves minced garlic * 1 LBS mustard greens * 2-3 TBS chicken broth * ¼ tsp toasted sesame oil * Salt * Pepper Steps: 1. Sauté onions in olive oil. Once cooked add minced garlic 2. Add mustard greens and broth cooking until leaves are barely wilted. Once cooked, toss in sesame oil and season with salt and pepper. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 8m
  7. NOV 27

    # 652 - Ben Bailey Drives in Silence

    I sit down with comedian and Cash Cab host, Ben Bailey. We talk about our favorite movies, driving in silence, AI, luck, and much more!              Check out Ben’s new special “Please Tell Me What I Said” here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo0ILxl13Hc  Follow Ben YT: https://www.youtube.com/user/BenBaileyComedy IG: https://www.instagram.com/realbenbailey  --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Tecovas - Get 10% off at https://tecovas.com/BERT when you sign up for email and texts Morning Man Greens - For a limited time, Morning Man Greens is offering our listeners an exclusive 20% discount. Head over to https://morningman.com/bert and use the code BERT20 at checkout.  Tushy - Over 2 Million Butts Love TUSHY. Get 10% off TUSHY with the code BERTCAST at https://hellotushy.com/BERTCAST Skylight Frames - Get $20 off a Skylight Frame at https://SkylightFrame.com/BERT  Manscaped - Get The Chairman™ Pro Package today and experience a shave that is as smooth as you deserve. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code BERT at https://manscaped.com. --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com   For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com  YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer  X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer   Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer   Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer   TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer  Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 14m
  8. NOV 26

    Something’s Burning: Talkin’ Turkey w/ Country Club Adjacent: Jake, Griff, Mark, & Blake

    The boys from Country Club Adjacent stop by for Thanksgiving Dinner. I’m cookin’ up a turducken, creamed spinach and a sweet potato pie while we chat about the best golf courses, country club rules, and Chase Koepka’s amazing hole-in-one. And then there’s Griff’s gift of spot-on accents. Catch Bert and his team in New Orleans over the Big Game Weekend! It's SHIRT v SKINS with Nikki Glaser, Tony Hinchcliffe, and Adam Ray as Dr. Phil 2/08/25 at the UNO Lakefront Arena Tix at https://bertbertbert.com Follow Country Club Adjacent: https://www.instagram.com/countryclubadjacent This episode is brought to you by Hero Bread. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order of their new recipe. Go to https://hero.co and use code BURNING at checkout. This episode is brought to you by Uncommon Goods. To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://uncommongoods.com/burning Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/burning or through my promo code BURNING This episode is brought to you by Talkspace. Get $80 off your first month with promo code SPACE80 at https://talkspace.com/burning SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For upcoming TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For FULLY LOADED: https://fullyloadedfestival.com Catch me on NETFLIX For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ THANKSGIVING DINNER Cornbread Stuffing Ingredients: * 4 slices keto bread * 2 slices Keto cornbread * 3 TBSP melted butter * 1 egg * 2 stalks celery * ¼ cups leeks * ½ tsp garlic * 1 tsp Italian seasoning * ¼ tsp sage * ½ tsp salt & pepper * Olive oil * ½ tsp celery seasoning * ½ chicken broth Steps: 1. Crumble keto bread and corn bread and drizzle with olive oil, baking for 10 minutes at 350 degrees. 2. Sauté veggies in olive oil and seasonings 3. Mix egg with melted butter and chicken broth, adding sauteed veggies and mixing well. 4. Combine all ingredients and bake for 10 minutes, covered in foil Turducken Roll Ingredients: * 6 cups water * 1/3 cup kosher salt * Boneless, skinless turkey breast * 2 boneless, skinless duck breasts * 2 TBSP chopped sage * 2 TBSP chopped thyme * Salt and pepper * 2 chicken-apple sausages * 12 slices hardwood smoked bacon * 2 TBSP olive oil Steps: 1. Bring water and salt to a boil, then let cool and brine turkey for an hour. Preheat oven to 325 degrees. 2. Tenderize turkey and duck then season with herbs, salt and pepper. 3. Lay down turkey, then duck, keto cornbread stuffing, and place two sausages the length of the breasts. Roll meats up. Layer bacon slightly overlapping each other and roll onto turducken, securing with butcher’s twine to form a roulade. 4. Sear roulade in olive oil on all sides then bake for 95 minutes. Gravy Ingredients: * 1 chicken bouillon cube * 1 beef stock bouillon cube * 2 ¼ cups boiling water * 4 tbsp butter * 4 tbsp flour * ½ tsp onion powder * ¼ tsp ground pepper * Salt Steps: 1. Dissolve bouillon in boiling water 2. Melt butter in saucepan. Then add flour, onion powder and pepper. 3. While stirring, pour in half of the liquid to creating a roux. Stir until thick. Add salt and pepper to taste. Creamed Spinach Ingredients: * 1 pound frozen chopped spinach * 2 tbsp butter * ½ medium onion * 2 cloves garlic * ¾ cups heavy whipping cream * 4 ounces cream cheese * 1 cup parmesan * Pinch of nutmeg * Salt and pepper Steps: 1. Thaw spinach and drain water 2. Sauté butter and onion. Once lightly browned, stir in garlic, cream, cheeses, and nutmeg. 3. Stir in spinach and add salt and pepper to taste. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 9m
4.7
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