The Bite

Jack Anderson

Stuck in a doomscroll?  I'm Jack Anderson and each week you can join me for a hot, fresh, slightly undercooked episode of The Bite; the bite-sized podcast where I try to reprogram your brain with uplifting stupidity, deeply unserious information and satirical social commentary. I can't guarantee you'll learn anything. In fact, I can't guarantee anything at all. New episodes weekly! Follow more to chew on @thebite_pod on socials xo

Episodes

  1. 2D AGO

    EP5: An Angry Toilet, Weak Chocolate, and More AI Blunders

    This week on The Bite! How my life was nearly destroyed by a sentient toilet, the crumbling facade of a beloved confectionery, and the effects of AI on the US education system. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

    19 min

  2. MAY 11

    EP4: Creep Goggles, Flaccid Sandwiches, and Shitting Away Your Memories

    This week on The Bite! The dark descent of a once great sandwich chain, defecating with such intensity you lose your memories, and why smart glasses have enabled the modern day peeping Tom. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so FOLLOW @thebite_pod on socials!

    16 min

  3. MAY 8

    EP3: AI Models, Freaky Fitness, and Perverted Pet Food

    This week on The Bite! How to know if you're being scammed by AI generated conservative instagram models, why pet food advertising is perverted, and footwear-based danger rankings of pub patrons. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!

    15 min

  4. APR 28

    EP2: Cults, Pavlova, and a Very Sore Ass

    This week on The Bite! Anus-adjacent bullfighting injuries, how to speed run your favourite fringe religion, the controversial return of Kanye West, and why Pavlova is for cowards. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!

    16 min

  5. APR 20

    EP1: The Maiden Voyage

    This week on The Bite! National Geographic's "white men at house parties", why Doordash is shaming you, and how to avoid urinating on your own feet. Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!

    15 min
  • 5 Episodes

About

Stuck in a doomscroll?  I'm Jack Anderson and each week you can join me for a hot, fresh, slightly undercooked episode of The Bite; the bite-sized podcast where I try to reprogram your brain with uplifting stupidity, deeply unserious information and satirical social commentary. I can't guarantee you'll learn anything. In fact, I can't guarantee anything at all. New episodes weekly! Follow more to chew on @thebite_pod on socials xo

Information

  • Creator
    Jack Anderson
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Jack Anderson