The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

The Blank with Carlos & Ryan
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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture. These two are going to need all the hints they can get to solve the world's problems.

  1. 2D AGO

    AMPM Saturday, AMPM Sunday!

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how dumb criminals confess their crimes to ChatGPT, how the lack of women's washrooms is because of the patriarchy, and St. Patrick's Day. If Iran is out of the World Cup, shouldn't the US be too? Especially after putting my gas price up? Dating Apps, giving you the blues? Hit up AMPM for the best night of your life (AMPM, we'll gladly take a sponsorship deal). We're almost at 5 years, time really does fly. Check us out next week!

    1h 24m

  2. MAR 6

    She's Gonna Call: Part 2 featuring: Delusions by AI or not.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode how Carlos's Dad ended up somehow on Some People's Kids this week, how Carlos is just going through it (waiting for her to call), and really just Carlos..it's one of those weeks. How deep can AI take me? Emails, Relationship advice, Mental Heath...we're in too deep. Shoutout to the internal film makers out there. If you were mayor of Toronto, what's the first thing you would do (don't listen to Ryan on this one, trust me)? We're hoping for one thing, Peace in the Middle East. Check us next week!

    1h 25m

  3. FEB 27

    The Chronicles of Cutwater Carlos: Confessions Part 1.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the terrible top 10 r&b list that the Rolling Stone's put out recently, the downfall of today's streamers and how they're the definition of some people's kids, and how BAFTA is harshing the mellow. Special guests in today's episode was Cutwater Carlos and Hotep Ryan discuss today's racial and political climate. If I were you, I'd put my savings on the Bears to win the 26-27 Superbowl. Max, I likes ya, and I wants ya, we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Catch them next week!

    1h 41m

  4. FEB 20

    Genesis 2.0: $100.00 Entrance Fee, ladies get in free.

    Carlos, Ryan, and Cheeto discuss in today, Regular Andrew's arrest on his birthday, their Valentine's day's experience, and their new business idea. Gen Z is drinking less, partying less, focusing more on their health, as Millennials, what's wrong with you? Why are you dealing with life responsibly? Shoutout to CUT videos, ruining friends with benefits one situationship at a time. Who are you putting your money on for getting arrested next? Check you next week!

    1h 26m

  5. FEB 13

    Em, Jay, and Pusha? On an island? Oh man..

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the heartbreaking news in Tumbler Ridge, the blatant lying from the DOJ, and how Heated Rivalry is Canada's newest softcore porn show. Shoutout to the Seahawks for taking the chip, because if we can agree on anything, it's screw the Patriots. While Kid Rock was out doing their cringe worthy half time show, Bad Bunny out here making everyone salsa. Gen Z, you need to pick up a book, put down your phone and go out on a date, you can't keep being the butt of all of the generational jokes. Condolences to the families that lost their love ones in Tumbler Ridge.

    1h 11m

  6. JAN 30

    Heated Rivalry Podcast, The Blank is no more.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode a crazy amount of stuff that's going on in the world, by the way, WTH is going on. Nicki, we never would have anticipated that you'd be on Some People's Kids. After a draft email at Amazon accidently gets sent out, you've ruined a whole village worth of family's day. Do you have an internal struggle of wanting to party all night long? Drink your night away in a club in Vegas? Feel the need to have a kid and family? You may be feeling what all other Corey's are feeling (watch the commercial). There's a bunch of crap going on in the world but I think we can all agree on one thing, F*** ICE.

    1h 23m

  7. JAN 23

    We're back! Live in Action: Don't sign the petition.

    Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode (and in person) the petition that over 305,000 people already signed, how nepo-babies are normally crazy, and how Cutwater needs to bring the good flavours up to Canada. Sometimes growth is uncomfortable but you'll be a better person because of it (check the short film they watch during part 2). There really is some ish going on in your country when 4 year olds are being deported, the Black Panther group came out of the woodworks and The Bears didn't make the Superbowl (shoutout to Bad Bunny). Do better America, because the world is watching.

    1h 33m

  8. JAN 16

    RIP Filmores: Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. (Thanks Semisonic)

    Carlos and Ryan were snowed in today, so they decided to do a virtual episode and we're not talking about reboot. Remember the snow days when your school was cancelled and you would spend the day skating or tobogganing? Carlos doesn't. Ryan gets emotion about some sort of end that's going on in his life, seems like he's heading to the next strip club that will hire. When life gives you lemonades, make lemonade, or is it find the tree? Do lemon trees make noise? Whatever it is, don't let life beat you down. See y'all next week.

    28 min
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Where comedy and real talk ensue. Join Carlos and Ryan as they discuss (as Carlos rants and Ryan babysits), explore, teach, and learn about what's going in the world around them. Whether it regarding politics, social media, and pop culture. These two are going to need all the hints they can get to solve the world's problems.

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  • Creator
    The Blank with Carlos & Ryan
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2026
  • Episodes
    229
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © The Blank with Carlos & Ryan
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