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The Black Lunch Table
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  1. JAN 30

    Do I Gotta Like Her Art?

    At the table, the fellas shared their annual reminder that the cold in Ohio hits different, reflected on 2016 nostalgia, and debated the dilemma of supporting your creative partner’s work. They also explored what they’d want to teach their future kids (and what they’d hope they never learn), and how to respectfully talk your girl out of working at her ex’s company. (00:50) Annual cold weather reminder + 2016 throwbacks(5:30) If you're dating someone creative, do you have to like their work?(14:38) One thing you want to teach your kid — and one thing you never want them to learn(35:16) How would you convince your girlfriend not to work at her ex’s company? Thanks for the love and support — be sure to follow us on social media @thebltpod.

    55 min

  2. JAN 22

    Embarrassment is a Spectrum

    At the table, the fellas placed live episode bets, reminisced about reckless kids doing anything for $5, and debated how accurate those social media “scenario skits” really are. Things got spooky with a possession vs. haunting question, and legal with a breakdown of robbery vs. theft. The crew also debated wedding disasters (drunken father-daughter dance vs. loud fart at the ceremony) and ended the episode by praising filthy eats and the elite status of gas-station food. (1:06) Live episode bets, reckless $5 dares, and social media skit accuracy(2:37) Would you rather be possessed by a demon or hunted by a ghost?(10:58) What’s the difference between robbery and theft?(31:17) Worse wedding fail: too drunk for the father-daughter dance or farting loudly at the ceremony?(38:02) Filthy eats and gas station food appreciation Thanks for the love and support — be sure to follow us on social media @thebltpod.

    44 min

  3. JAN 15

    Gold Medals & Good Angles

    At the table, the fellas discussed the art of taking the perfect nude, choosing between alien vindication and Olympic glory, and the everyday task they’d outsource in a heartbeat. Along the way, they dove into why car mechanics and dealerships can’t be trusted, the universal struggle of using your dad’s tools, and the ongoing debate about proper workwear. (2:22) Tips and techniques for taking top-tier nudes (11:38) What’s a better day: being proven right about aliens or winning a gold medal? (18:41) The weekly task you’d hire someone to handle — plus side convos on car shops, dad’s tools, and workwear culture Thanks for the love and support — be sure to follow us on social media @thebltpod.

    41 min

  4. 12/11/2025

    Friendsgiving Fallout

    At the table, the fellas discussed football celebrations and why emotes are for everyone, then ranted about the hype behind “dirty soda” and overly sweet mixed drinks. They explored the right age to start calling someone your “lover,” decided what else we should stop making besides pennies, and unpacked the chaos of dating within a Friendsgiving friend group. (1:00) Celebrations and emotes — first downs, dance moves, and expressive rights (1:45) Rants with Channing: Dirty soda and sugary drink hype (6:30) How old do you have to be to call your partner your “lover”? (17:20) Pennies might be on the way out — what else should we stop making? (30:02) Situation: Friendsgiving drama and dating within the friend group Thanks for the love and support — be sure to follow us on social media @thebltpod

    51 min

  5. 11/27/2025

    Leftovers & Legal Trouble

    At the table, the fellas discussed Thanksgiving gluttony, why restaurant names are all the same, and the subtle clues that let you know a guy’s been at a girl’s place. We navigated impossible schedule conflicts—like choosing between your sister’s wedding or your wife’s graduation—and broke down what happens when a “fake Vegas wedding” turns out to be legally binding. (2:06) Best Thanksgiving wishes, gluttony, and breaking holiday traditions(10:00) Why do the best restaurants all have the same combo of names?(12:23) What clues (besides the obvious) reveal a guy’s been at a girl's house?(21:19) Which do you choose: wife’s master’s graduation or sister’s wedding?(35:35) Situation: Your wife’s “fake” Vegas wedding was real—how fast does she need to get divorced? Thanks for the love and support — be sure to follow us on social media @thebltpod

    58 min

  6. 11/06/2025

    Too Freaky to Function?

    At the table, the fellas discussed the underrated power of voting, the politics of breakfast, and what makes a person a “Karen” in everyday life. We get into Columbus's internet clout strategies, levels of freakiness, and what kind of online menace we'd be if left unchecked. (4:22) Big Breakfast promo — the most important meal and a source of new experiences.(11:41) What’s the most “Karen” thing you do?(31:00) What type of internet commenter would you be? Ideas for the Columbus, Ohio social scene.(41:42) How freaky is too freaky? Thank you for the love and support — be sure to follow us on social media at @thebltpod.

    55 min

  7. 10/23/2025

    Good Rec, Good Rec

    At the table, the fellas discussed VPNs, digital paranoia, and whether having a toilet bowl cleaner but no plunger is a sign of character. They shared their cheapest (and most bougie) habits, broke down what they’d instantly learn Matrix-style, and imagined what a cult based on them would actually believe in. (0:51) VPNs and technology talk(6:34) Food for Thought: No plunger, but a toilet bowl cleaner — red flag?(13:21) What’s the cheapest thing you do? What’s your most "wealthy" behavior?(29:35) If you could instantly learn something, what would it be?(36:09) What would a cult about you be based on? Thanks for the love and support — be sure to follow us on social media @thebltpod.

    48 min

  8. 10/16/2025

    Top Heavy

    At the table this week the fellas discussed the following: 2:00 – Listener-Submitted Question: What does Black culture mean to the BLT? 9:42 – How would you dress as a cartoon character, based on the given options? 21:36 – Which response makes it seem like you messed up more? 38:05 – If there were a Willy Wonka-style factory for another food, what kind would you want to visit? Thanks for the love and support! Follow us @thebltpod

    53 min
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  • Creator
    The Black Lunch Table
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    302
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © The Black Lunch Table
  • Show Website
    The BLT

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