The Borts

Ben Wietmarschen & Ashley Chavez
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The Borts Podcast is a collection of audio projects by Ben Wietmarschen, Ashley Chavez, and silent partner Harrison P. Pants. Past projects include scripted series, non-topical sports talk, and made-for-TV Christmas movie discussion. --- Email us questions, comments, or pictures of yourself at a sporting event kissing someone you love right smack dab on the lips or cheek, here: sportsborts@gmail.com OR here: benwietmarschen@gmail.com. --- To support The Borts podcast and enable new projects to get done faster, venmo: @ben-wietmarschen

  1. "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas" (Repost) - A Borts Original Christmas Movie

    12/23/2022

    "Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas" (Repost) - A Borts Original Christmas Movie

    Dreaming Of A Whitney Christmas (originally published in 5 parts-December, 2020) is a scripted Christmas movie podcast telling the story of a busy big city businesswoman who thinks she has it all--including an inevitable job promotion and hot soon-to-be fiance'--until she realizes there is a Christmas Magic-sized gap in her heart that can only be filled by an adorable Christmas Elf from Santa's workshop. -- Written, directed, produced, and edited by Ben Wietmarschen. -- Starring: Kelly Hudson as Christopher Christopher & Whitney Witherspoon Featuring: Ben Wietmarschen as Wint Ergreenmintz Dan Klein as Garrett Neville Kassia Miller as Mom Arthur Meyer as Dad Pat O'Brien, Matt Klinman, and Ben Wietmarschen as Partners -- To contact the creator of this podcast, email: benwietmarschen@gmail.com

    1h 17m
  2. Christmas Borts - "Saying Yes To Christmas"

    12/22/2022

    Christmas Borts - "Saying Yes To Christmas"

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Saying Yes To Christmas" a 2022 Lifetime Original Christmas movie. From Lifetime: "A magical Christmas wish makes a career-obsessed June (Erika Prevost) say “Yes” to every invitation while she’s home for the holidays. But when an old flame, Blake (Romaine Waite) joins her hectic schedule of Christmas activities, past feelings are reignited. June must choose between saying yes to her career and life in the city or to her heart in her hometown." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)

    41 min
  3. Christmas Borts - "Falling For Christmas" Starring Lindsay Lohan

    12/20/2022

    Christmas Borts - "Falling For Christmas" Starring Lindsay Lohan

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Falling For Christmas" a 2022 Netflix Original Christmas movie. From Netflix: "After losing her memory in a skiing accident, a spoiled heiress lands in the cozy care of a down-on-his-luck widower and his daughter at Christmastime." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)

    50 min

  4. 12/15/2022

    Christmas Borts - "#Xmas"

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "#Xmas," a 2022 Hallmark Original Christmas movie. From Hallmark: "When Jen gets the chance to enter a brand’s design contest, she poses a family influencer, enlisting the help of her best friend, Max, and her baby nephew. When her video is selected as a finalist, Jen is torn on whether to go on with her perfect “family” or reveal the truth. Starring Clare Bowen and Brant Daugherty." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)

    41 min
  5. Christmas Borts - "Serving Up the Holidays"

    12/13/2022

    Christmas Borts - "Serving Up the Holidays"

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Serving Up the Holidays," a 2022 Lifetime Original Christmas movie. From Lifetime: "Scarlett is an incredible chef and co-owner of an upscale restaurant. But every year, her too sophisticated and unique holiday dishes never sell because they are not considered festive enough. To shake things up this year, her best friend and co-owner buys her a ticket to a holiday cooking getaway in a beautiful villa where Scarlett will re-learn festive cooking from the bottom up, maybe find love with a handsome rival chef from her past, and regain the Christmas spirit her food–and her life– truly needs. Stars Britt Irvin and Zach Roerig (2022)." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)

    45 min
  6. Christmas Borts - "Angel Of Christmas"

    12/08/2022

    Christmas Borts - "Angel Of Christmas"

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we THROW IT BACK 7 YEARS when we recap and review "Angel Of Christmas," a 2015 Hallmark Original Christmas movie. From Hallmark: "A holiday Grinch ever since her boyfriend dumped her on Christmas, newspaper staffer Susan gets her first big break to write her own headline story -- but ironically, the story is a Christmas-themed account of her own family's carved wooden Christmas Angel -- an angel that supposedly has magical properties to bring true lovers together. Stars Jennifer Finnigan and Jonathan Scarfe and Holly Robinson Peete." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)

    44 min
  7. Christmas Borts - "Christmas On Mistletoe Lake"

    12/06/2022

    Christmas Borts - "Christmas On Mistletoe Lake"

    Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest, wildest, and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Christmas On Mistletoe Lake," a 2022 Lifetime Original Christmas movie. From Lifetime: "Every Christmas, Reilly Shore picks a random spot on the map to take an adventurous trip. This year, that destination is the quaint hamlet of Mistletoe Lake. As she arrives, Reilly discovers that the town’s lone bed & breakfast is full due to the town’s annual Christmas Harbor Festival. When twelve-year-old Emma invites Reilly to stay on her dad’s boat, she learns that Emma’s dad Raymond Mitchell is selling his boat and can’t participate in the festival. Saddened, Emma enlists Reilly’s help to convince Raymond to enter into the festival so they can have one last perfect Christmas on Mistletoe Lake. Stars Genelle Williams, Corey Sevier, Hattie Kragten, and Robin Dunne (2022)." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)

    46 min
  8. Christmas Borts - "Lights, Camera, Christmas"

    12/01/2022

    Christmas Borts - "Lights, Camera, Christmas"

    After a THREE YEAR hiatus, Christmas Borts is back! Christmas Borts is an offshoot of the Sports Borts Podcast where Ben Wietmarschen and Ashley Chavez recap and review the weirdest and wildest and stone-cold wackiest straight to tv and straight to streaming Christmas movies of the year. -- This week we recap and review "Lights, Camera, Christmas," a 2022 Hallmark Original Christmas movie. "When a holiday rom-com movie shooting in her town needs a costume designer, Kerry, a local shop owner, steps into the role. While working on the movie, she rediscovers her passion for costume design and finds herself falling for Brad, the film’s famous leading man." ... No presh, but it would be very cool if you took a measly second or two to rate us and comment on our itunes page or wherever you digest podcasts. It's lame, WE KNOW, but it helps! ... Got questions, comments, or interesting low-res pics? Tweet or email them to us: @benwietmarschen benwietmarschen@gmail.com ... Theme music by PODCAST MASON (Matt Klinman, Julie Eubank, Zack Poitras, and Sam West) Cover art by Ben Wietmarschen (impressive, right?)

    40 min
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The Borts Podcast is a collection of audio projects by Ben Wietmarschen, Ashley Chavez, and silent partner Harrison P. Pants. Past projects include scripted series, non-topical sports talk, and made-for-TV Christmas movie discussion. --- Email us questions, comments, or pictures of yourself at a sporting event kissing someone you love right smack dab on the lips or cheek, here: sportsborts@gmail.com OR here: benwietmarschen@gmail.com. --- To support The Borts podcast and enable new projects to get done faster, venmo: @ben-wietmarschen

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  • Creator
    Ben Wietmarschen & Ashley Chavez
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2022
  • Episodes
    74
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Ben Wietmarschen & Ashley Chavez
  • Show Website
    The Borts