The Clopen Effect The Clopen Effect
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Welcome to The Clopen Effect - A Funny Retail Podcast! Join us weekly as we explore retail with real-life stories and a touch of personal flair. Our lineup features fantastic guests, including local business owners, seasoned retail professionals, and the occasional surprise guest. We're Basically Famous®!
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Hurt Throat, Cart Colors, and Purple Eyeshadow
We are back after 2 weeks! Cassandra had a couple ER visits (yikes!), Meredith wears her eyeshadow up to her eyebrows, and shopping cart colors have a meaning
Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVH
All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect
Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support
Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814
All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect -
MIdwest Smoke BBQ, LLC - Dan and Erin
Let's talk BBQ, grilling, smoking, and brisket! Dan and Erin own Midwest Smoke BBQ, LLC, and they share a couple of secrets on how to achieve one of the best briskets and burnt ends around! Join us for a fun conversation, then visit their website to see where they will be next and contact them about catering your next event!
https://midwestsmokebbq.com/
Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVH
All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect
Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support
Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814
All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect -
Conspiracy Theories and Such
Keep a joint on you as an alibi, we are so professional on the Anxiety podcast and then have to get funny on the Clopen, Meredith is worried about Kate Middletown, there are a whole bunch of conspiracy theorists, super weird news, movie mentioned was 1991 Cape Fear
Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVH
All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect
Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support
Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814
All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect -
baseballmapper.com - Patrick and Barb
What a fun interview! Fresh from Spring Training, Patrick and Barb (Noote Partners) are here to talk all things baseball!
Baseballmapper.com bio:
"Over 20 years ago, Cory and Patrick first met at a pizza shop, working up a sweat during busy nights in the northern Chicago suburbs. In the years that followed, the two long-time friends would always spend time discussing ways they could possibly alter their career paths on a joint business venture. Ironically, it would turn out to be one of their shared passions that would open the door to this great “work” opportunity. However, they would stumble upon this project organically one year while planning the annual baseball trip for their group of friends. They were looking for local baseball teams in the area of the trip when the muse struck them. What if there was a website to make that type of planning easier? The idea was born, and what started as a tool to help themselves out became a great opportunity to share with the world. Baseballmapper.com is part of the Curved Brim Media network. This collection of content creators celebrates baseball through a variety of mediums, including podcasts, videos, blogs, and web series. The collective spotlight shines brightly on baseball’s lesser-known teams around the country in the minor leagues, including the collegiate wood bat leagues and indy ball." Support Local baseball here with a sweatshirt!
Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVH
All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect
Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support
Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814
All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect -
(Live) Who's Got Shamrock Shakes?
Cassandra and Meredith are back together at work, Cassandra called off on Meredith's first day, it's 'prebiotics', it's 'Gilmer', Cass is watching Gilmore Girls, there are no normal hours in retail, Meredith doesn't miss driving, the woman with the eyebrows, common phrases for retail (eh, they weren't great), Meredith can't find Shamrock Shakes, Cass got a tattoo, enter The Clopen Effect Awards' Show sponsored by the below businesses:
https://edsplantshop.com/
https://nootepartners.com/upcoming-events
https://www.kishwaukeebrewing.com/
https://jenuinecoffeeroasters.com/
Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVH
All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect
Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support
Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814
All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect -
More Paid Days, Less Plastic Mugs
Cassandra is on her way to Florida, Meredith's son sounded like her, you just have to find your person, work anniversaries, receiving points to buy stuff, didn't miss a day in 20 years, give us more paid time off instead of gifts
Music by Richard Marx - Right Here Waiting, released on June 29, 1989
Meredith's new book here: https://a.co/d/1TBStVH
All the Clopen links: https://linktr.ee/theclopeneffect
Support us here to keep us recording: https://the-clopen-effect.captivate.fm/support
Buy merch here because it's cool: https://www.zazzle.com/the_clopen_effect_t_shirt-256038010043042814
All material, unless otherwise stated, written and performed by The Clopen Effect
Customer Reviews
Best retail podcast out there
If you are looking for some real life retail stories and advice that is also humorous this is the podcast to listen too!!! These two women are as real as it gets and are so hilarious!!!! They make my week keep up the great work ladies!!!!!
Tales from retail
FUNNY! Keep it going. Made me laugh while driving and having flashbacks from my many CLOPENS!
The best podcast.
I look forward to Friday’s because of this podcast. I love it so much! Every episode always makes me laugh.