The Continuum Podcast

Adam Long & Kyle Stacey
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The Continuum Podcast is somehow the very definition of being able to continue an endless conversation from episode to episode, made up of multiple subjects and discussions that Adam (the English one) & Kyle (the South African one) know very little about. The guys share their thoughts and opinions allowing the listeners to be the “fly on the wall” on what everyday conversations between somewhat "normal" people are actually like. Enjoy the almost seamless splicing of the Continuum Podcast, which shares high points and low – but is a great conversation of discovery between two friends that don’t really know each other, but have a good laugh along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 4H AGO

    162 - Taskmaster to General Practitioners

    Adam finally gets his moment: a full debrief of Taskmaster, complete with his mission to convert Kyle into a fully certified fan. They dive into why the show works—its chaos, its comedians, and why watching grown adults fail basic tasks is peak entertainment. Kyle remains cautiously curious… but not yet convinced. From there, the conversation swerves into an unexpectedly serious (but still funny) look at the medical world. The boys share their experiences with general practitioners, the struggle of getting appointments, and why seeing a GP often feels like speed‑dating with symptoms. They question how doctors diagnose anything in ten minutes, why Google can be both your best and worst medical advisor, and whether modern healthcare is built on more guesswork than anyone wants to admit. It’s classic Continuum: half comedy, half existential ramble, all wrapped in the usual blend of honesty, chaos, and conversational detours. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    33 min

  2. FEB 9

    161 - Comedy to Taskmaster

    Kyle kicks off this episode fresh from imagining himself on an open‑mic stage, and Adam wastes no time roasting him for it. The two dive into the chaos of stand‑up: terrible opening lines, stage‑fright paralysis, and the unique horror of having to pretend a joke is funny when you’re one of only two people left in the room. Adam gives Kyle the lowdown on his Edinburgh Fringe experience - Romesh before he was huge, Michael Winslow melting minds with sound effects, and one Aussie act so painfully unfunny that escape wasn’t an option. From storytelling comics to one‑liner merchants, prop acts, ventriloquists who let their dummies say the racist bits, and Lee Evans sweating like he’s fighting for his life, the boys break down why comedy is brilliant… and sometimes absolute torture. Ricky Gervais, Tom Segura, Jimmy Carr, Peter Kay. No one is safe as they debate shock value, originality, and whether any joke is truly “new” anymore. Finally, Adam makes his pitch: Taskmaster - the holy land of comedians doing stupid tasks for meaningless points. He’s determined to convert Kyle into a fan… preferably by next week. Chaos, comedy, and questionable recommendations. Peak Continuum. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min

  3. FEB 2

    160 - Dragons’ Den to Comedy

    In this episode, Adam and Kyle throw on their imaginary suits and step into the fiery world of Dragon’s Den. They chat about legendary pitches like Levi Roots’ reggae sauce empire, jaw-dropping valuations, and why some entrepreneurs ask for £50K while casually admitting they made a million last year… from their kitchen. The duo also roast the dragons for their “I’ll take 50% for £15K” antics and question why guest investors include footballers and fitness gurus… because nothing says venture capital like a Joe Wicks burpee. From there, things get personal. The hosts spill their own entrepreneurial dreams, including a coast-to-coast festival inspired by The Cannonball Run and a global lounge-bar chain called “Midnight”. They dive into why most people stay stuck in jobs they hate, the fear of change, and how random skills—like mastering Excel—can secretly shape your future. Finally, the conversation swerves into the world of stand-up comedy. Adam and Kyle debate one-liners versus storytelling, why puns feel like “cheap laughs,” and the terrifying thought of facing hecklers at an open mic. They even share outrageous joke ideas (including one involving grandparents and the internet that’s… well, unforgettable). Packed with laughs, business banter, and a sprinkle of chaos, this episode is your ultimate mash-up of boardroom bravado and comedy club dreams. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    32 min

  4. JAN 26

    159 - Board Games to Dragons’ Den

    Adam and Kyle dive deep into the surprisingly massive world of modern board games — from nostalgic family favourites to intense strategy titles like Catan, Ticket to Ride, and Abalone, plus chaotic party games like Beat That, Dobble, and the brilliantly simple OK Play. They chat about what makes a great board game, why some only work with the right group of people, how house rules can completely change gameplay, and how mobile gaming has both helped and hijacked tabletop fun. Of course, things get wonderfully weird too, with talk of bizarre “adult” board games, inflatable charades partners, competitive family game nights, and the eternal struggle of explaining rules without sounding like a madman. The episode eventually rolls its dice into the world of Dragons’ Den, where the lads question whether board games ever get pitched, debate the Dragons themselves, and joke about taking their own Mafia-style game “Loyalty” into the Den for investment. It’s nostalgic, hilarious, nerdy in the best way, and full of brilliant game night inspiration. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min

  5. JAN 19

    158 - Lego to Board Games

    Adam and Kyle kick off this episode by picking up the LEGO thread from last week and debating why the world’s most iconic bricks are immune to eco-friendly trends and whether LEGO’s dominance is pure genius or pure greed. From there, the conversation spirals into nostalgia: childhood builds, the joy of creating something from nothing, and the eternal question - are adults who buy LEGO sets just big kids or savvy collectors? Naturally, things take a turn. Cue a deep dive into board games: classics like Monopoly and Scrabble, modern strategy hits, and the weird psychology behind why some people flip tables when they lose. The guys explore why board games are booming again, the rise of “designer games,” and whether digital gaming will ever kill the magic of cardboard and dice. It’s funny, fiery, and packed with tangents, from LEGO economics to the social politics of game night. If you’ve ever argued over who gets to be the banker or spent hours building a LEGO Millennium Falcon, this one’s for you. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min

  6. JAN 12

    157 - The Road Trip to Lego

    Fresh off their epic road trip, Adam and Kyle are back in the studio, still buzzing from many hours of uninterrupted conversation and a detour into Star Wars heaven. They kick things off by recapping their visit to Bunker, a two-floor Star Wars store packed with vintage collectibles, rare figurines, and enough nostalgia to make any fan weak at the knees. From £2,500 action figures to the thrill of filming a YouTube exclusive, the guys share behind-the-scenes stories and why this trip felt like a proper lads’ getaway (minus the booze and bad decisions). But in true Continuum fashion, the chat veers wildly, from hotel tea disasters and Nigella Lawson flashbacks to a fiery debate on celebrity chefs, Michelin-star pretentiousness, and why a £40 steak should never taste like a £7 one. There’s sauce talk (blue cheese vs. hollandaise), burger love, and even a horror story involving barbecue bristles and emergency surgery. Just when you think it’s over, the conversation pivots to microplastics, recycling myths, and the billion-dollar question: will LEGO ever go eco-friendly? Spoiler: probably not. It’s raw, funny, and packed with tangents - the perfect Continuum cocktail. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min

  7. JAN 5

    156 - The Continuum Road Trip - Part 4

    The journey rolls on, and so does the madness. This time, Adam and Kyle kick things off with a surprisingly heated debate about milk. Whole vs. semi-skimmed, oat “juice,” and why green-top might just be the UK’s biggest scam. From there, it’s a full-blown food philosophy session: peanut butter snobbery, Bovril vs. Marmite, and the existential question of what’s really in mint sauce (spoiler: mostly vinegar). But the conversation doesn’t stop at condiments. The boys spiral into HelloFresh regrets, muscle-food marketing lies, and why portion sizes are ruining their dreams of meat-heavy plates. Then it’s water wars: why northern water is apparently liquid gold, South Africa’s infrastructure woes, and their plan to turn a garden into a DIY water plant. As always, things get weird... septic tanks as fertilizer, mutant carrots, coffee grounds as cat deterrents, and the mystery of blue lights in KFC bathrooms. It’s more Continuum chaos and also somehow educational… if you count learning that cats hate oranges. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    35 min

  8. 12/29/2025

    155 - The Continuum Road Trip - Part 3

    The road trip chaos continues as Adam and Kyle cruise onward, diving into one of their most unfiltered conversations yet. What begins as a debate over Sydney Sweeney unexpectedly spirals into a full-blown “actress ranking” game, complete with questionable memory, confused names, and a surprising amount of passion about Jennifer Aniston. From there, the boys wander through movie nostalgia, superhero lore, Bowie’s singing ability (controversial), Elton John’s legacy, and the tragedy of losing iconic performers like Chester Bennington. A low-flying plane briefly convinces them they’ve spotted a UFO, but the moment passes just in time for a deep dive into South African slang, specifically the mysterious phrase “just now” and the eternal struggle of communicating during a long drive. The episode finishes strong with a detailed breakdown of burger philosophy: buns, toppings, cheese hierarchy, pickles, chutneys, onions, and why McDonald’s simply can’t compete. It’s peak Continuum: chaotic, hilarious, weirdly sincere, and fuelled entirely by road snacks and exhaustion. Like and Subscribe www.thecontinuumpod.com X - @thecontinuumpod Insta - @thecontinuumpod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    31 min
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The Continuum Podcast is somehow the very definition of being able to continue an endless conversation from episode to episode, made up of multiple subjects and discussions that Adam (the English one) & Kyle (the South African one) know very little about. The guys share their thoughts and opinions allowing the listeners to be the “fly on the wall” on what everyday conversations between somewhat "normal" people are actually like. Enjoy the almost seamless splicing of the Continuum Podcast, which shares high points and low – but is a great conversation of discovery between two friends that don’t really know each other, but have a good laugh along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    Adam Long & Kyle Stacey
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    164
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Adam Long
  • Show Website
    The Continuum Podcast