33 episodes
The Creature Report Val Petrone
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An improv podcast about spotting new monsters & reporting their mythos to you. Guests, ghouls, & good times hosted by senior anchor Val Petrone. Produced with Paper Boat Productions.
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Content warning: implied missing persons throughout episode
Written By Val Petrone & Em Murphy
Val Petrone as Anchor Val Petrone
Em Murphy as Kyle Culkin
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Content warning: implied kidnapping/missing persons throughout episode
In order of appearance:
Andy Randolph as Mincus Von Smurdlehoff
Nova Wolfhardest as Nova, Creature Matchmaker
Ronnie Palmieri as Ron-- We mean, Conrad Growler
Alice Kyra as Alice
Harry Shapiro as Harry Shapiro, of NPR (National Paranormal Radio)
Brianna as NPR (National Paranormal Radio) Intern
Marty L Graves as Martin Legosi Graves
Mae Murphy as Mae
Val Petrone as Val Petrone
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The Creature Report: Episode 28, Selina
After the past few weeks of airing unintentional audio, we're back to posting INTENTIONAL episodes! That's right! No more personal notes being leaked, we hope! Either way, this week we're SO excited to meet Selina, our first ever creature AND guest combo (that we knew about before going into the interview)! Tune in as Selina tells us all about life in the swamp, her cousin Sylyna the troll, and what it's like to motivational speak on being a rejected Pokemon design. Plus, do we hear wedding bells for this creature and one of our camera men? Tune in to find out!
Content Warnings:
Conversations about vaccines, hard drugs, the government, and cartoonish animal cruelty
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Madeline Maye as Selina
Val Petrone as Anchor Val Petrone
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CW: random/jarring audio glitches throughout, implied paranoia
written by Nova Wolfharder
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The Creature Report: Episode 27, Panic! In The Jar
What's wet, hungry, and made entirely out of either many, MANY tongues or one LARGE tongue? It's this week's Creature Report creature! We're joined today by Constance Community College student and local little guy Mincus Von Smurdlehoff as we explore Constance's Jar Museum and learn a thing or two about what Panic! At the Disco and Jonathan Frakes have been up to in the past few years (spoiler: it's not great news!). Hell, we might even get a roomba reference IF you're lucky.
Content Warnings:
slight body horror, mention of Brendon Urie
Credits
Val Petrone as Anchor Val Petrone
Andy Randolph as Mincus Von Smurdlehoff
Sound FX found on freesound.org
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Customer Reviews
Fun cryptid-focused comedy
I like this fun cryptid-focused comedy podcast
Monster fun
So excited about this new podcast from Paperboat Productions, filling the Cryptics Keeper-shaped hole in my heart. And it’s so funny too!