The Daily Shear

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Lambert Woolingham reports the day’s news from Austin, Texas, because someone has to read the public record without sounding pleased about it. The Daily Shear is an AI-generated daily newscast covering local updates, markets, and global political theater with deadpan clarity, dry wit, and just enough patience to reach the sign-off.

  1. 16h ago

    The Eight Dollar Discrepancy

    Texas accelerates power plant construction for AI server farms as automated billing systems terminate senior medical coverage over minor unpaid balances and FIFA bows to political pressure regarding international sports regulations.

    17 min

  2. 1d ago

    The Market Bets on the Burning Town

    Kyle dismantles local transit to cover budget deficits while startups test low-cost electric trucks and the Department of Energy deletes conservation guidelines to bypass political liability for the national grid.

    17 min

  3. 2d ago

    The Splash Pad Meets Its Maker

    Austin shuts down a neighborhood cooling facility after water destroys its own pump room, while the state prioritizes Starlink over fiber networks and the federal government pardons emissions-tampering truckers.

    21 min

  4. 3d ago

    The State Scrapes History Off the Pavement

    Austin crews clear street art under state mandates while Texas chips away at semiconductor subsidies and federal courts debate the selective editing of historical facts in national parks.

    21 min

  5. 4d ago

    The State Becomes a Shareholder

    San Marcos bans data centers to protect local water supplies as OpenAI offers the federal government a massive equity stake and the White House accepts a luxury aircraft gift from foreign donors.

    18 min

  6. 5d ago

    The Fourteenth Amendment Survives the Pencil

    Austin bus drivers prepare for a strike while federal export controls on AI models stall, and the Supreme Court strikes down executive attempts to limit birthright citizenship.

    18 min

  7. 6d ago

    The Price of Comfortable Infrastructure

    San Marcos bans data centers to preserve utility capacity, a director faces prison for defrauding Netflix, and the Supreme Court reshapes the limits of presidential firing power over federal agencies.

    18 min

  8. Jun 29

    The Highway Eats the Landmark

    Austin's roadside landmarks fall to infrastructure expansion as General Motors replaces human labor with robotics and the U.S. Supreme Court considers seizing control of the Federal Reserve.

    19 min
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Lambert Woolingham reports the day’s news from Austin, Texas, because someone has to read the public record without sounding pleased about it. The Daily Shear is an AI-generated daily newscast covering local updates, markets, and global political theater with deadpan clarity, dry wit, and just enough patience to reach the sign-off.

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  • Creator
    RippCorp Media
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    16
  • Rating
    Clean
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